Due to cruel twist of fate I'm obliged to enter a 3 day vote, with the loser taking 4 pies & 3 buckets of gunge Luckily there is good news: the evil gloating host of Lucky boxes (Whitestar) is available to take the slop rather than me . So for 3 days you have the chance to make the right choice ( vote for Whitestar) or live for evermore with your conscience.
What did I do? I only sealed the envelopes, it was pfnxx who choose their fate! So vote for them!!!
I am only the host of this game, surely you don't want to see the host get pied gunged, the whole point is to get the contestants gunged and pied!!!
Its not like the host subjects to you statements such as... At the airport I went into a room that said UK Customs. There was an orderly queue of people putting on kettles, dunking biscuits in tea, eating bacon, egg, and fried bread, and talking about the weather.
or Every pie is a masterpiece, a true work of tart!
Been out all day so didn't know how this was going. Judging from Whitestar's post this morning, seems like he was doing a decent job on his own picking up votes. Bit too narrow for comfort now though so just to recap: Whitestar wants the mess. He loves it & gunge and pies are attracted to him. It's his natural habitat. Picture his happy little face as he slops about in all those pies & gunge. Do the right thing and don't deny him the chance to start the week with a wallow. Vote Whitestar.
Love you, too
Luckily there is good news: the evil gloating host of Lucky boxes (Whitestar) is available to take the slop rather than me . 
