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"It was supposed to be a date night."
Love you, too
but of course, things didn't turn out quite the way I had planned. I ended up getting super messy, and then just rolled with (in) it. I went a little crazy, I think. Here's a sh!t ton of pics to enjoy. Sorry (not sorry) for posting so many!
Bee and Bigshipper
Bee and Bigshipper
Still got the picture in the attic, I see.
You look amazing Mrs Bee, and these pictures are absolutely stunning.
Thank-you so much for sharing them.
You look amazing Mrs Bee, and these pictures are absolutely stunning.
Thank-you so much for sharing them.
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Always happy to see a Mrs Bee cameo 
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
Amazing pics Mrs Bee.
I'd love to be on the end of a few of those lovely pies lol
Keep up the great work.
I'd love to be on the end of a few of those lovely pies lol
Keep up the great work.
RevSlymsford said: Still got the picture in the attic, I see.
For those of you who are not literary....the Rev is referencing that famous piece of WAM literature....."The Messy Portrait Of Dorian Gray."
It's about a woman who never ages, but the picture of herself in the attic keeps getting covered with pies and gunge.
It's strangely surreal and disturbing. Kind of like many posts here on the UMD.
Robby
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For those of you who are not literary....the Rev is referencing that famous piece of WAM literature....."The Messy Portrait Of Dorian Gray."
It's about a woman who never ages, but the picture of herself in the attic keeps getting covered with pies and gunge.
It's strangely surreal and disturbing. Kind of like many posts here on the UMD.
Robby
WAMma Lamma Pie
www.wammalamapie.com
www.shepiestheguy.com
www.oscarsreallywild.com
Regis said: How come none of my dates ever forget their underwear.
Pretty sure you already know the answer to that question.
I love a date night that goes wrong...... or right 
Amazing pics as always xx
Hint, hint Mr Moomin we have a cheeky date night Monday
Amazing pics as always xx
Hint, hint Mr Moomin we have a cheeky date night Monday
Magnificent work here, Bee and Bigshipper! You are really spoiling us with this massive set of photos -- almost 100 of them, your biggest shipment ever!
Bee, you are as stunningly sexy as ever... and perhaps also more limber than ever as well? I can't even imagine ever being able to spread my legs so far apart (and frankly, anyone who knows me is glad about that.)
I left a good 30 or so drool-soaked comments on individual photos above to express my acute appreciation for your work -- and yes, to crack a few jokes along the way -- but I also wanted to leave this general note to thank you both for your remarkably generous contributions to this forum. We are not worthy, but you are a blessing bestowed by the WAM heavens upon this blistered and barren landscape.
Bee, you are as stunningly sexy as ever... and perhaps also more limber than ever as well? I can't even imagine ever being able to spread my legs so far apart (and frankly, anyone who knows me is glad about that.)
I left a good 30 or so drool-soaked comments on individual photos above to express my acute appreciation for your work -- and yes, to crack a few jokes along the way -- but I also wanted to leave this general note to thank you both for your remarkably generous contributions to this forum. We are not worthy, but you are a blessing bestowed by the WAM heavens upon this blistered and barren landscape.
oh my gosh! I am literally overwhelmed by the response to this set! I just want to quickly say thank you along with a few other things and then I gotta run - I have a meeting in a few minutes so have to get back to the old day job.
First, some of these photos were WAAAAYYY outside my comfort zone in terms of what I'm normally willing to post publicly so thank you all so much for being so receptive of them (seriously, was going to delete some of the racier ones. I can only just barely peek at myself with one eye at the one - you know the one).
Second, I'm terrified to look in my attic, for various reasons...
Third, I want to specifically thank Pieormaniac Too for all the generous comments - it's quite a time commitment to comment on individual photos, and he is always so very kind and supportive! Thank you, Piero!
Lastly, sorry there is no video for this. A pity, really, as it was super fun. I did yoga, I stretched, I made pie angels, I laughed my head off, I really have no idea what came over me! It was just a lark for us and Bigshipper shot these photos with nothing more than his iPhone - which literally blew my pricey Nikon away (damn it!).
Amazing what a mess you can make with just 8 pies!
Thanks again to all who have posted - I cannot respond individually to all of you but will try to catch up later!
Bee
First, some of these photos were WAAAAYYY outside my comfort zone in terms of what I'm normally willing to post publicly so thank you all so much for being so receptive of them (seriously, was going to delete some of the racier ones. I can only just barely peek at myself with one eye at the one - you know the one).
Second, I'm terrified to look in my attic, for various reasons...
Third, I want to specifically thank Pieormaniac Too for all the generous comments - it's quite a time commitment to comment on individual photos, and he is always so very kind and supportive! Thank you, Piero!
Lastly, sorry there is no video for this. A pity, really, as it was super fun. I did yoga, I stretched, I made pie angels, I laughed my head off, I really have no idea what came over me! It was just a lark for us and Bigshipper shot these photos with nothing more than his iPhone - which literally blew my pricey Nikon away (damn it!).
Amazing what a mess you can make with just 8 pies!
Thanks again to all who have posted - I cannot respond individually to all of you but will try to catch up later!
Bee
I call bullshit. Mrs Bee took these photos ten years ago and just posted them today. There's no way that's a fifty year old woman!
Thanks, Bee.
Thanks, Bee.
mrsbee said:
First, some of these photos were WAAAAYYY outside my comfort zone in terms of what I'm normally willing to post publicly so thank you all so much for being so receptive of them (seriously, was going to delete some of the racier ones. I can only just barely peek at myself with one eye at the one - you know the one).
...
Third, I want to specifically thank Pieormaniac Too for all the generous comments - it's quite a time commitment to comment on individual photos, and he is always so very kind and supportive! Thank you, Piero!
First, some of these photos were WAAAAYYY outside my comfort zone in terms of what I'm normally willing to post publicly so thank you all so much for being so receptive of them (seriously, was going to delete some of the racier ones. I can only just barely peek at myself with one eye at the one - you know the one).
...
Third, I want to specifically thank Pieormaniac Too for all the generous comments - it's quite a time commitment to comment on individual photos, and he is always so very kind and supportive! Thank you, Piero!
Thanks for the kudos, Mrs. Bee. Your photos are so remarkable that the comments and compliments flow freely from my frontal lobe to my fingertips (meanwhile all the blood in my body is rushing elsewhere). I can tell from your frequent heart clicks on my comments that you appreciate them, and it's always good to know they meant something to you.
As for your emboldened approach here, I'm sure I speak for many here when I say I'm glad you didn't delete any of these gems!
For the record, here's how I like to envision you doing that one-eyed peeking at your most risque pic that you mentioned...
Amazing pics - thank you both so much for sharing them with us
mrsbee said:
First, some of these photos were WAAAAYYY outside my comfort zone in terms of what I'm normally willing to post publicly so thank you all so much for being so receptive of them (seriously, was going to delete some of the racier ones. I can only just barely peek at myself with one eye at the one - you know the one).
Bee
First, some of these photos were WAAAAYYY outside my comfort zone in terms of what I'm normally willing to post publicly so thank you all so much for being so receptive of them (seriously, was going to delete some of the racier ones. I can only just barely peek at myself with one eye at the one - you know the one).
Bee Thanks for not deleting it. I'd wager it's become a classic already.
Can we all request a yoga and pie angel vid in the future please?
G
Seemed to have been a perfect date night 
I love the smell of custard in the morning
mrsbee you are simply amazing! 
The wam queen of the UMD is back and looking fantastic! Congrats on WOTD.
I am so sorry - I don't know where my manners went today. I forgot to say thank you for WOTD! That's terrible! Thank you all so much!!
Simp, thank you my dear, but we really shot this on Sunday. I know you're just funning with me, but I really am 50! If I could post my passport or drivers' license for proof, I would!
Anyway, I just wanted to share a few stray observations about this shoot.
When we had the new floor installed in the basement, we should have had radiant heat installed underneath at the same time. Lying on that floor was COLD.
I intended to do pie "splits". As it turns out, I need a bit more practice. Had to settle for pie stretches...good thing I didn't get carried away and go for the back bend I briefly considered!
Oreo pie crust crumbs are like sand. They are so much more tenacious on your skin and hair than graham cracker crust crumbs - I wonder why that is? And oreo crumbs in your butt crack? The worst! They also like to hide in your ears. (this one time, I was sitting in a boring ass meeting and I went to tuck an errant strand of hair behind an ear only to discover that...I had pie crust behind said ear. Ew. I was mortified. But no one seemed to notice.)
Pie angels are great fun!! I had no idea. But the plastic sheeting interfered. Candy sprinkles hurt when you roll on them, they're like little pebbles.
Next time I'll have Bigshipper put down a thicker sheeting that isn't so clingy and try making cake batter angels! Or maybe shaving foam...or both!
We did go out for dinner afterwards. It was lovely!!
Thanks again for all the hearts and support! You guys (and gals) are the best!
Bee
Simp, thank you my dear, but we really shot this on Sunday. I know you're just funning with me, but I really am 50! If I could post my passport or drivers' license for proof, I would!
Anyway, I just wanted to share a few stray observations about this shoot.
When we had the new floor installed in the basement, we should have had radiant heat installed underneath at the same time. Lying on that floor was COLD.
I intended to do pie "splits". As it turns out, I need a bit more practice. Had to settle for pie stretches...good thing I didn't get carried away and go for the back bend I briefly considered!
Oreo pie crust crumbs are like sand. They are so much more tenacious on your skin and hair than graham cracker crust crumbs - I wonder why that is? And oreo crumbs in your butt crack? The worst! They also like to hide in your ears. (this one time, I was sitting in a boring ass meeting and I went to tuck an errant strand of hair behind an ear only to discover that...I had pie crust behind said ear. Ew. I was mortified. But no one seemed to notice.)
Pie angels are great fun!! I had no idea. But the plastic sheeting interfered. Candy sprinkles hurt when you roll on them, they're like little pebbles.
Next time I'll have Bigshipper put down a thicker sheeting that isn't so clingy and try making cake batter angels! Or maybe shaving foam...or both!
We did go out for dinner afterwards. It was lovely!!
Thanks again for all the hearts and support! You guys (and gals) are the best!
Bee
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