novagunger said: Gems walks over and grabs either side of Messypuffa's track suit bottoms and pulls them off exposing his speedo to the crowd.
Alright now that is done it's time to start round 4 and our mystery door wall. Behind these are 13 forfeits and 12 point related envelopes the players will each open 4 doors and will get what ever is behind those doors. First lets see what is behind the unchosen doors. 14 is lose two items of clothing, 16 is syrup, 17 custard, 21 Honey, 24 beans.
John you are up first. He opens 4 first and it shows remove a item of clothing he quickly pulls of his shirt before he loses something else. MessyJamie please make your first pick. She opens 6 and also gets lose an item of clothing causing her to lose her shirt. Next up is pie-fficianado who picks 3 and gets 100 points. Gems is up next and he picks 2 and gets 400 points. Finally it's MessyPuffa who picks and gets exicted when he see 200 points but the looks closer and sees it's -200 points.
So after the first set of picks it's John 350, MessyJamie 450, MessyPuffa 700, pie-fficianado 800, Gems 1200. John your are up first again so make you pick please. He chooses 8 which he opens for -100 points. MessyJamie is up next she pick 12 and find 250 points. MessyPuffa is up next and opens 9 for a loss of 200 points. Up next is pie-fficianado who picks 5 and finds another bottle of honey which is quickly poured over his head. Last up is Gems who picks 7 and gets lose an item off comes his shoes and socks.
So the scores are now John 250, MessyPuffa 500, MessyJamie 700, pie-fficianado 800, and Gems 1200. John you are up first again you better pick better this time. He picks 13 and find 500 points. MessiePuffa you are up next. He picks opens 10 and finds a pie. A stage hand grabs it and SLAMS it into his crotch. MessyJamie is up next and picks 24 and finds 3 bottles of mustard. The stage hand grabs them and squirts them all over her front playing close attention to her face and chest. pie-fficianado is up next and opens 11 to find 500 points. Up last is Gems who opens 18 for -100 point.
So with one round of picks left the score is MessyPuffa 500, MessyJamie 700, John 750, Gems 1100, and pie-fficianado 1300. That is a tight game at both the top and bottom. Messypuffa you are up first. He opens 15 for lose an item of clothing and starts to take off the vest but before he gets far a stage hand walks up and says that vest is extra so losing that is cheating and pulls his speedo off. to a roar of laughter from the crowd. Up next is MessyJamie who opens for -300 points. Up next is John who chooses for a sundae wedgie. The stage hands quickly fill his speedo with ice cream, chocolate sauce, whip cream, sprinkles, and cherries till it's bursting full and then grab it by the front and back and a wedgie alternating several times from pulling on the front and back to run the mess into those senative areas. Next up is Gems who picks 19 and finds 600 points. Last up is pie-fficianado who picks lose 2 items of clothing off comes his top and bottom leaving him in just the speedo.
So after all is said and done we have a score of Jamie 400, Messypuffa 500, John 750, pie-fficianado 1300, and Gems 1700. That means that Gems locks up first and gets to skip the playing in the play off round for a very special roll. But it would also be a shame to waste those 4 unpicked messes so he can use them how ever he sees fit.
Going into the next round leading I'm starting feel positive about my chances of leading but they feeling does not last for long after Gems selects me to lose an item of clothing and whips of my tracksuit bottoms leaving me with just my speedos on my bottom half.
Feeling a little exposed I wait for my chance to select my box as I open it up I thing yes another 200 points and then my smile drops as I notice the - sign gutted I as move from 1st to 3rd.
As I open up again I let out another moan as I lose another 200 points. Leaving me even further behind Gems.
By the time it is back round to me to open up my 3rd box I see a cream pie am I not getting any luck as the stage hand comes over and picks up the pie and as I close my eyes thinking it is about to get smashed in my face but no as it is smashed straight into my crotch all over the front of my speedos with some being splattered onto the bottom of my puffy vest.
Feeling deflated I open up my final box and see lose an item of clothing I think oh no I don't want to lose my puffy vest but as start for the zip and buttons a stage hand comes on and says no that needs to stay on and instead yanks down my speedos leaving my totally exposed I am completely in shock as I cover myself up with everyone laughing at me I feel totally humiliated. Could this round have gone any worse for me started of in 1st place and ended it wearing only my socks, shoes and top and puffy vest can it get any worse!!
Onwards to the next round and we take it in turns to open the doors we picked. My first choice is a nice points bonus and suddenly I'm in the lead after MessyPuffa lost points. The next round isn't so good as I end up losing my shoes but I'm still in the lead. As we go for the third time, I lose 100 points with pie-afficianado gaining 500 and I'm back in 2nd. Last time around and I pick up and extra 600 points to end up back in the lead.
I can't believe that I managed to avoid all the mess and come out on top. It's quite a turnaround from earlier in the game.
I decide to share the mess around so MessyPuffa gets the syrup, pie-afficiano the honey, Jamie the beans and John the custard
My apologies the end of the week has been crazy and I haven't had a chance to sit down and write till now.
Gem pours his four items over the heads of 3each of the players.
Now Gems as our champion gets to have a special role in this game. The good news is that the point for you other 4 have all reset to zero for this final round. The bad news is this id your only chance to escape being one of the bottom two and losing the game. The curtain pulls back to reveal 4 sets off of podiums each barely big enough for some on to balance on with half of their foot hanging off each one. Each player is put up on them balancing with one foot on each of the pedestals then the tank that the pedestals are sitting in is filled with several hundred gallons of cold thick smelly mud. I think we can all figure out the goal here is to stay up the longest the first two dropped are the losers for the week third to fall finishes third of the week and last up finishes second. Now Gems I said you had a special role to play the stage hands bring out several large buckets of gunge filled balloons as well as a couple high powered gunge sprayers. You may use these how ever you see fit.
The bell sounds and the clock starts ticking Gems starts chucking his balloons and seems to have taken the old adage ladies first to hear as he concentrates most of his fire on MessyJamie hitting her square in the face several times she tries to duck one but ends up losing her balance and belly flopping into the mud going completely under. Bad luck there.
The other 3 players gets a surprise when the pedestals start to move apart causing their legs to spread some making balancing even harder. This also gives Gems an idea he picks up a sprayer and points it at Messypuffa and fires hitting him in the belly button and slowly working it down. Messypuffa starts squirming suspecting where his final target is and tries to his crotch unfortunately the clock passes two the two minute mark and the pedestals move further apart forcing his legs further apart and Gems has his opening and nails him right in the most sensitive area causing him to bend over and lose his balance tumbling into the pit.
Gems next picks pie-fficianado and shoots him around the feet with the sprayer causing his pedestal to get slippery for his bare feet and causing him to slip and fall into the mud.
The bell sounds again and John is quickly lifted off the pedestal.
Our Champion can go back and get a warm shower and clean up. Second and Third can go back and get a cold shower to clean up.
As for MessyPuffa and MessyJamie we have a very special cleanup method for our losers. The curtain rolls back to reveal two ice water filled dunk tanks. The two of them are forced ,up on to the perches and each dunked over a dozen times by the audience over the course of the half hour. Then they are released to go back stage and change.
Once back stage all the players discover that their favorite clothes that they were instructed to wear to the show are waiting for them and are told to put them back on before the closing segment.
On to the final round and I get to avoid playing because of my score. In a bit of a nasty twist for the others, they are told that their scores make no difference and it's all or nothing here.
I'm given a load of gunge balloons and a sprayer to target the others whilst they play. Deciding to go with the scores anyway, I start by targetting Jamie with a barrage of balloons until she falls into the mud. MessyPuffa was in 4th so switching to a sprayer I start targetting him next. The pedestals they are on start moving everyones legs apart which combined with the spray causes MessyPuffa to lose his balance. I can't remember who was in 3rd so turn the sprayer on pie-afficianio who succumbs and ends up in the mud.
I go and take a nice long hot shower to wash all the mess off, before getting changed and returning the to stage for the prizes.
After going from 1st to next to last in the last round Gems selects me to be covered in Syrup which is poured all over my hair and face and drips onto my puffy vest.
After recovering from another humiliation the curtains pull back and we left looking at the biggest and thickest load of mud I have ever seen and looking above I see 4 platforms oh no. To get us up there we are connected to ropes and unceremoniously pulled up and dropped onto the tiniest platforms with my feet hanging over edge and worried how I am going to stay up here.
1st to drop is messyjamie and the feeling of relief of not finish last which did not last for long as Gems turns on me with the gunge gun splashing onto the front of my puffy vest and starts working the flow further down my body panic sets in as the platform suddenly separates even wider with my legs spread even wider in finally catches me in the crotch causes me to fall off and I drop head 1st into the mud being completely submerged underneath the mud.
After fighting my way out of the mudpit I am suddenly pulled up and dragged across to a dunk tank.
Where for the next 30 mins I am constantly being dunked in the ice cold water only to be pulled straight back out and dunked again. Finally after when that is done me and my puffy vest are clean and and sent off to get changed for the final round.
The players have changed and come back out MessyJessie is wearing a short white dress and high heel shoes. MessyPuffa is wearing a whit puffy North Face jacket with hood and under the jacket he is wearing his favorite sports top and tight levi jeans with white Nike shoes.
THis is going to work like this The winners will come over and spin out prize wheels and get their prizes. While that is going on we have a special set of seats for our losers. I pull back the curtain to reveal two sets of leg spread stocks. The stage hands quickly grab both of them and drag them over locking them in place. To make things worse both have their hands locked to the bench behind their backs causing them to arch farther displaying their crotches. Several big carts loaded with all kinds of messes are brought out. Oh I forgot the winners will each also get to reward our losers. 3rd place gets to use 2 items, 2nd 3 and the winners gets to use 5 items.
John is up first he spins the wheel and gets $100 in cash prizes. He then walks over to the carts and first picks up a large chocolate cake and walks over and lifts up MessieJessie's dress and slams it into her crotch and ass. Then he grabs a bottle of BBQ sauce and sprays it over the front of her dress. Then he looks over at Messypuffa and smiles sickly and picks up a large tub of ice cream. He walks over and points at Messiepuffa's crotch drawing attention to the fact that it's standing up. Then he unzips the jeans and dumps the ice cream inside. Then he grabs some chocolate syrup and pours in over top of it.
Next up is pie-fficianado who comes up and spins $250 as a prize. He walks over and picks up mustard, chili, and sauerkraut and walks over to Messypuffa. Who is still grasping from the ice cream in the pants and sprays the mustard over the front of him really working it over his face. Then he dumps the chili and sauerkraut into the hood of the jacket and then pulls the hood up dumping it over his head and causing it to pour inside the jacket. Then he walks over and picks up blueberry pie filling, spaghetti and sour cream and pours the three over MessieJessie's head.
Last up is Gems who spins an all expenses paid weekend in Vegas. Then he walks over and picks up two big bowls of beans. The walks over and pulls off both MessyJessie and Messiepuffa's shoes and fills both with beans. and then places them back on both of their feet. Next up he picks up two bowls of cherry pie filling and partially unzips Messypuffa's jacket and pours it on the inside of it. Then he dumps the other one over MessyJessie's head. The he picks up several big containers of honey and pours them over MessyJessie's head. Then he dumps a giant bag of glitter over her. Then he picks up several big bags of mollasses and pours them over Messypuffa. Then he takes a pillow and rips it open showering him in feathers. Finally he picks up two pies and slams one into each losers crotch.
The show ends and everyone goes to leave in one in one last horrible twist for the losers they find their changing rooms locked and have to make their way home in their current state.
I have made a slight change to the points. Messypuffa and MessyJessie each get 1 point. John gets 2. pie-fficianado 3 and Gems gets 5.
Those points can be used on the following real world punishments to me. 2 points cold water bucket 5 6 egg egging 8 12 egg egging 10 pie 13 pie sandwich 15 gunge itme 20 muck bucket 25 post in any thread of your choice.
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As we return to the stage for the prizes, Jamie and MessyPuffa are taken away and locked in the stocks making me glad I didn't come last. We then get told we can reward them with a messy prize.
John steps up and spins a $100 prize and I watch as he messes them both up. It's then pie-afficianado winning $250 and I laugh as he fills MessyPuffa's hood with mess - he's certainly got a messy puffa jacket now!
I step up and spin for a weekend in Vegas as the prize. I decide that our losers feet deserve to share the mess so fill their shoes with some nice slimy beans before putting them back on. I cover Jamie with honey and glitter making her a brightly coloured shiny mess before moving on to a more traditional "tar" & feathers for Messy Puffa. Finishing up with a pie, I walk away leaving them in the mess.
As I fly off to my weekend away, I decide to take a gamble and return for the next show.