Heck yeah, can't wait to get every last one of you messy! My team is Chocolate Sauce Gardner.

Always happy to entertain side wagers too

Confirmed and also ready for some side bets if someone wants

Sounds great!

My name is the same on here. DoubleDarePie

10 minutes until the draft!

DRAFT COMPLETE! Here's to a fun and messy season. Even if you aren't in the league we'd love to have you join in the fun someway! Tag on sidebets or pick a team a run with them. We all have forfeits to think up and I may throw in some mini surprises throughout the season!

Thought I drafted a solid team. Yahoo hates it with a C- grade lol.

Not a bad squad. 12 teams is tough, we all have holes.

Best of luck! Would hate to be the one to make you replicate your profile pic this week!

Does Totally Pied Faces wanna make a side bet? DM if your interested

I could live every day like that! I need to build my own pie throwing contraption like from old school what would you do pie pod days.

In that case it sounds like you'll be more than happy to take some pies if (when) I win this week!

100%

And if anyone wants to talk directly, shoot me a DM

There is football today! Who do y'all have playing tonight? Any side bets made for week 1?

I got the rams winning tonight. Says a pie in the face.

GF and I will take that for a Bills W. Winner(s) pick pie filling?

Look like it's pie time!

Sure is. Big ole shaving cream pie coming my way.

Rams lost so here's my pay up.

Are interceptions not usually -2? How does Joe Burrow throw 2 TDs and 4 picks and it's a net positive haha. Also if this is going to turn into a big discussion on changing point categories, forget it . Just thought that one was odd, but not a big deal

WEEK 1 RESULTS:

BIG CONGRATS TO DOUBLE DARE on being the big winner of week 1

Because he has the highest point total, he gets to dish out an messy forfeit to the player with the lowest point total of the week, GoPro, who couldn't even crack 70 points!

Double Dare also gets to issue a forfeit to Hooliham, because he beat Hooliham by the widest margin of 54 points!

Care to share what the forfeits are double dare? Did any one make any side bets? Let us know and it's time to gear up for week 2!!

oh no how did this happen?
Um doubledare would flattery congratulating you on your great win help my case

Flattery in wearing a pie sandwich and bucket of slime would do the trick!

Agreed, kudos DD, that was a thorough dismantling. Hope you'll take it easy on me!

How about your reenact your profile picture?

It has been brought to my attention that Totally Pied Faces failed to set their lineup prior to week 1! Although he managed to win, his still owes a pie to the face per league rules.

Just a heads up! John Smith (John's Destroyers) and I put up a What Would You Do-style side bet earlier this week.

The loser gets a messy wedgie/his underwear filled, and then gets the Pie Pod treatment: 4 pies plus the crowning glory. And the loser's girlfriend gets to pick his outfit, the pie fillings, and the contents of the crowning glory. Should be fun for everyone but the loser!

And seeing as how my biggest hurdle looks to be putting up the high score for the week, we'll open up the floor to pie filling suggestions, crowning glory thoughts, and underwear content ideas ??

Better hope Kirk Cousins doesn't choke! As far as underwear contents, I think some ice cream is in order to help the loser cool down!

That is how it's done gentleman. Floor still open to ideas for hooliham's punishment

WEEK 3 RESULTS:

Congrats to John's Destroyers on being this weeks big winner!

John also scored the highest point total in the league, so he gets to dish a forfeit of his choosing to this week's big loser: BrightShirtGuy. Who could only muster a sad 67 points

And finally, it came down to decimal points, but it was also HOOLIHAM that lost by the biggest margin this week at 54.42 points. So it looks like John gets to cook up an extra forfeit for you Hooliham, tough luck!

That's all for week 2. Time to gear up for week 3!