Happy Birthday ItsJustDandy! Make a bucket of your favorite gunge. Then put on two pairs of handcuffs, one for your hands and one for your feet. Drop the keys into your bucket of gunge. You must retrieve the keys using only your mouth. If you can't get the keys within five minutes, dump the entire bucket over yourself.
ItsJustDandy, I think you should be celebrating your 2nd birthday! Dress up in just a diaper and have some baby food and other fun items. Make sure to end with a nice cake down your diaper.
Splosh Piggy said: ItsJustDandy, I think you should be celebrating your 2nd birthday! Dress up in just a diaper and have some baby food and other fun items. Make sure to end with a nice cake down your diaper.
Thank You for the Scene! Gonna be a great Birthday full of fun Humiliations can't wait!
Shades said: April 29th so you have 3 weeks, drain safe please
Happy Birthday Shades! I want you to roll a pair of d4 dice. That's how many pies you have to take. If you roll doubles, that means you have to double the amount of pies.
Shades said: April 29th so you have 3 weeks, drain safe please
Happy Birthday Shades! I want you to roll a pair of d4 dice. That's how many pies you have to take. If you roll doubles, that means you have to double the amount of pies.
...have fun, I guess? Drain Safe please. Feel free to include: a gag, nipple clamps, a plug, a certain outfit, a diaper, or a wedgie. Humiliation is always fun. No cross-dressing please.
sixfootsub said: Welp...I'm here from Game of Games...
and my birthday is November 13...
...have fun, I guess? Drain Safe please. Feel free to include: a gag, nipple clamps, a plug, a certain outfit, a diaper, or a wedgie. Humiliation is always fun. No cross-dressing please.
sixfootsub said: Welp...I'm here from Game of Games...
and my birthday is November 13...
...have fun, I guess? Drain Safe please. Feel free to include: a gag, nipple clamps, a plug, a certain outfit, a diaper, or a wedgie. Humiliation is always fun. No cross-dressing please.
Why don't you fill a diaper with peanut butter smoosh it on and fill it with Jelly and give yourself diaper wedgie then put on some jeans and do 10 squats, 10 jumping Jack's, 10 sit-ups...
MessyYorkieLad said: My birthday is 7th May. I love all kinds of mess. Sweet, Savoury, gunge, mud but not naked or illegal.
Outfits Diapers Trackies Jeans Hi Viz Pup hood
Can't wait to see what mess you come up with
We are going to have you recreate the same 1 my friend sploshpiggy gave me:
I think you should be celebrating your 2nd birthday! Dress up in just a diaper and have some baby food and other fun items. Make sure to end with a nice cake down your diaper.
MessyYorkieLad said: My birthday is 7th May. I love all kinds of mess. Sweet, Savoury, gunge, mud but not naked or illegal.
Outfits Diapers Trackies Jeans Hi Viz Pup hood
Can't wait to see what mess you come up with
Happy Birthday MessyYorkieLad!! I want you to get covered in mud. Once your in the mud, you have to stay one minute for each birthday, i.e. if you are turning 30, you have to stay in the mud for 30 minutes.
Happy Birthday pg_205!! It wouldn't be a sweet birthday without pies. To start, you should make a dozen pies. Then, flip a coin for each pie. For heads, the pie goes somewhere on your head (pie in the face, pie hat, pie sandwich, etc.). For tails, it goes somewhere lower on your body (sit on a pie, pie to chest, pie to crotch, etc.).
sixfootsub said: Welp...I'm here from Game of Games...
and my birthday is November 13...
...have fun, I guess? Drain Safe please. Feel free to include: a gag, nipple clamps, a plug, a certain outfit, a diaper, or a wedgie. Humiliation is always fun. No cross-dressing please.
Happy Birthday sixfootsub!! I've given this gift out to someone else before, but it seems to suit you too. Make a bucket of your favorite gunge. Then put on two pairs of handcuffs, one for your hands and one for your feet. Drop the keys into your bucket of gunge. You must retrieve the keys using only your mouth. If you can't get the keys within five minutes, dump the entire bucket over yourself. Have fun!
messybondageslut said: i'll be celebrating on may 12th. i thanks to a battleship game loss, this is your opportunity to add some messy dares to the day!
Happy birthday! Have some beans down your underwear from me~
messybondageslut said: i'll be celebrating on may 12th. i thanks to a battleship game loss, this is your opportunity to add some messy dares to the day!
Hello there
I'd like you to keep rolling a D6 until you've rolled a 6 two times. Every non-six roll will be an added messy item. If you roll a 1, also add to the number of 6's you have to roll to be freed.
e.g:
Roll 3 - 1 messy item, two 6's to go. Roll 5 - 2 messy items, two 6's to go. Roll 6 - 2 messy items, one 6 to go. Roll 2 - 3 messy items, one 6 to go. Roll 1 - 4 messy items, two 6's to go. etc...
DM me when you have the final count, and I'll decide the items for you.
This is not quite a birthday post, so if I'm derailing the thread by posting here, let me know. However...
This week will mark my 5th anniversary on UMD. (I'm not quite sure of the exact date, but I think it's Saturday 10th.) So I thought I should volunteer for a UMD-birthday trashing here.
I'll probably be wearing a wrestling singlet for the gunging. There's some info about my likes/dislikes on my profile: up to this point I've mostly done "classic" pie/gunge sessions, though with ventures into other sweet foodstuffs and, occasionally, savoury mess such as beans/gravy.
messybondageslut said: i'll be celebrating on may 12th. i thanks to a battleship game loss, this is your opportunity to add some messy dares to the day!
Go respond to the target game once a day until the 12th!
WamNewbie said: This is not quite a birthday post, so if I'm derailing the thread by posting here, let me know. However...
This week will mark my 5th anniversary on UMD. (I'm not quite sure of the exact date, but I think it's Saturday 10th.) So I thought I should volunteer for a UMD-birthday trashing here.
I'll probably be wearing a wrestling singlet for the gunging. There's some info about my likes/dislikes on my profile: up to this point I've mostly done "classic" pie/gunge sessions, though with ventures into other sweet foodstuffs and, occasionally, savoury mess such as beans/gravy.
Do your worst!
well at the very least you really ought to turn yourself into a birthday cake! cake batter, cream, jam, frosting. maybe even some cherries on top
The game of games sent me to celebrate my birthday on February 7th. That gives everyone a nice long time to help plan the party. Be creative. I'm pretty open with limits. Just nothing in public.
Splatastic said: The game of games sent me to celebrate my birthday on February 7th. That gives everyone a nice long time to help plan the party. Be creative. I'm pretty open with limits. Just nothing in public.
Happy very early Birthday Splatastic! I want you to roll a d6 six times. If you roll any number more than once, you lose. Here are the forfeits:
1: Add a pie for every 1 you rolled 2: Add a head dunk in pudding for every 2 you rolled 3: Add a sliming for every 3 you rolled 4: Add a head dunk in applesauce for every 4 you rolled 5: Add a pie sandwich for every 5 you rolled 6: Add a bottle of syrup for every 6 you rolled
If you somehow roll a d6 6 times without rolling the same number more than once, you win! You only have to do 5 of your forfeits. Choose one of the six forfeits for me to do in your place. Have fun...