So I'm back - what can I say, the dude didn't like my kinks and bad to come back with the tail between my legs.

For punishment for leaving I have to give you lot 12 weeks free rain to get me to do any forfeit you like and I'll have to do it. Only think I'd say is - no nudes, no cross dressing and only plant based materials - I'm vegan

Free shots will end 16th October (WTF)

Post your forfeits here- but remember, my creativity and revenge await you

Bucket of gunge over your head

Bucket of beans in your underwear.

Syrup over your head.

Flour shampoo after slime/syrup

I think it's free rein, but let's use your words!

get a plastic bag filled with some runny cake batter, suspend it over yourself, then cut a tiny hole in the bottom and let it "rain" on you until it empties.

Put on a smart pair of tight jeans and cover them in custard and squirty cream!

Wowzers. Okay I'll complete the current requests at the weekend

Cover a smart pair of tight jeans in custard and squirty cream and then put them on!

Yeah I doubt you'll be able to worry about revenge with underpants filled with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter and a mustard and ketchup pie sandwich.

Welcome back BTW

You want some forfeits - you get some forfeits.

1) Will you make it home clean?
For this daring forfeit you need:
A plastic bag
Scissors or needle
Porridge or something similiar

Dress in a casual outfit. Put the box of porridge in your plastic bag and walk for 30 minutes in one direction. Find a secluded spot. Now fill the plastic bag with the porridge, put the bag in your pants/underwear and slice three little holes in the bag.
Now walk back home and hope you won't leave a trail.
You can do this forfeit at night but extrapoints if you do this at daytime

2) Pie-Day
Prepare 6 pies using:
- baked beans
- spaghetti hoops
- nutella or similiar
- gunge
- joghurt
- ketchup
Finish each pie with a layer of cream, so you don't see the filling.
Role a dice and pie yourself:
1) Face
2) chest
3) crotch
4) Top of your head
5) Ass
6) Face, but edge once before pieing

Got this idea from a FetLife post.

If you can do it, put a large pile of messy goop on the floor, then hogtie yourself with the goop under your face and try to keep your face out of the goop for 10 minutes.

If you can't do it, does that mean I have to do it?

Yup. Bit challenging so you'll have to do it for me

Syrup and treacle filled undies.

Followed by vegan yogurt poured all over your head and rubbed in your face!

You should know theres no escape from WAM... hahaha

Welcome back!