That's megztd and she's a superstar. Until a few months ago, her UMD store was full of her wonderful messy adventures. They're gone now, but there are still hundreds of wonderful pix and gifs on her profile page. If I could have just one wish for the whole of the UMD, it would be that she came back to us. She's truly amazing.
I was visiting my cousin when this came on TV. I don't know why but I wistfully said out loud that I wished I could get hit in the face with a cream pie. My aunt and uncle didn't really pay any attention to my comment but later playing downstairs my cousin asked me if I had meant what I said. I said yes, that I had always wanted to be hit in the face with a cream pie. To my surprise my cousin enthusiastically said if you get me a cream pie I will gladly hit you in the face with it! I can barely sleep that night thinking about the possibility and my cousin's extreme interest and enthusiasm about creaming me in the face with a real Cream Pie.