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New status: i would lick pattys butt and then go shopping #rea
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User: Jayce3/29/17report
New status: UPLOAD WHY DONTCHA??!! RAWR!!
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User: Jayce3/27/17report
thank you ;) i usually go for longer wigs but i think this one turned out well. :) i dont get to do it often but when i do, i have a lot of fun :)
Photo: havent done clown in a while! 3/27/17report
i have always wanted to know messygirls secret to how AWESOME the mehron looks on the girls! its pretty righteous! love it!!
Photo3/24/17report
thank you so much for the sweet comments! i was a giggly nervous wreck before this one but i quickly was in there like "yesssss!!!!" all it took was feeling those shoes fill with mud ;)
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Photo3/24/17report
indeed! luckily my offspring turned out fucking brilliant and amazingly hilarious. usually they like him better than me! XD and you are right. i can eat a whole can of some cheddar cheese pringles!!
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Photo3/24/17report
thank you, dear! :D
i didn't get to see myself in my outfit or anything before i got out there...i was excited but ariel shot this and said it looked hot..she was right! i dig it!! ive had this one a long time! it deserved a proper trashing ;)
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Photo3/24/17report
just being silly before the scene ;) i was nervous to get in bc there was a really cool part in this one (which this was my own idea, outfit, and fun time) which was cool and also VERY COLD! plus, sometimes a little modesty dont hurt ;) they made their way out quick enough! haha! XD
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Photo3/24/17report
thank you :) i must NOT know how to wrap a guy. i am single as a pringle! lol XD but hey, i am not complaining. i dont have to answer to anyone ;)
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Photo3/24/17report
thats me rocking the "my hair is SOOOOO FUCKING LONG !!!" throw it up in a ponytail look. hah! XD glad it works!
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Photo3/23/17report
you should see the look on dixies face behind us when all this went down. i gotta get a screen cap of that. i warned her "this is gonna get real....real quick" i dont think she believed me....lol XD
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Photo3/22/17report
you can go to pattycakezips where you can get some of her vids...and it wont be such a hardship...but paying for these vids and stuff is what keeps us girls able to do this stuff. so, its always best, even if you can contact pattycake yourself, to purchase from the model. :) otherwise, we couldnt continue to do the awesome stuff we do! ;) just a word to the wise bc i know you are a big fan of hers. i am too!! :D
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User: InuYami3/22/17report
thank you, dear! i was able to salvage those bikinis!!! i worked so hard on them and they are salvaged!!! YASSSS!! im the most awesome person i know....lol XD kidding. we had so much fun and yes, i still have 5 of those guns. i am excited to fill them with GUNGE!!! anyone interested? inbox me!!! we can fill buckets up and have a full on gunge war with these things!!!
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Photo3/22/17report
you dont need anything free of pattycakes :) she has a website where you can become a member and have access to all her stuff! :D and she has wonderful productions! and thanks for the wamming!!! *throwing you on a bed full of shaving foam!*
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User: InuYami3/22/17report
this one and the one we did for your good friend, hooter ;) ill go ahead and say it....im sore as fuck. ariel is in the best shape of her LIFE, YALL!! she is a beast!!! and she is a feisty bitch! she comes up with the worst things to do! that tittie twister?! omg!!! what the fuck? that is why unscripted scenes with us are always best...the fucking rock. lol XD
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Photo3/22/17report
if you mean did i head lock her and put my vagina in her face....then yes, yes it is...a lot of that happened. along with titty fights, slapping vaginas, assholes in faces, hair pulling, wedgies that i think i still have some thong in my ass. typical, no script, me and ariel type shit. lol XD
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Photo3/22/17report
it was a total FACE PLANT!!! omg!! and yeah, it got REAL!! when we mud wrestle, we go hard!
Photo: yeah she did that....3/21/17report
New status: MUD MUD AND MORE MUD!!!
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User: Jayce3/20/17report
thank you so much for the kind words! you are awesome! xoxo
User: KeithC_3/19/17report
you are TOO GORGEOUS!!!
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Photo3/16/17report
i mean, someone who orders a mud custom doesn't ask me to see the girl covered in mud before they order it. see what im saying? that is just not how this works. feel free to email me anytime.
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
there are sample pics up of the girls on the forum. im sorry but i dont put up free pics of a video that you want before hand. that is not how we do things. i assure you that the girls will look beautiful whatever they do. thank you :)
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
OH MY GAWD! both of our hair??!! we will be washing for DAYS. LOL! mine is so long! i just made an appointment for next thursday at aveda and kyla is gonna SHIT when she sees it!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
me too. i love turkey and salami on honey wheat toast......some provolone. yum. XD this was a good PIE sandwich! loved it!! i couldnt hear very well for a while which was okay. i was screaming most of the time anyway. cold torture!!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
hey, we talked via email! im gonna have a house full of girls this weekend! ;) so, just hit me up! i can make it happen for ya!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
glad you dig it! :D
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
New status: FREE PI VID OF ME&ARIEL! ENJOY!
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User: Jayce3/14/17report
thank you :) i do have a blast! thank you for noticing!!
Photo3/14/17report
thank you! it was the most spectacular, beautiful mess!!! fucking amazing!
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Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/14/17report
thank you! black crisco was deffo a challenge but honestly, id do it again! it got so warm under there! really neat!!
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Photo3/14/17report
fucking HOT AS HELL!!!
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Photo3/13/17report
OH IT GOT SOOOOO MUCH WORSE!! lol! but she knows i HATE BEANS!! so, she made sure she got me pretty fucking good!! mean little thing! XD
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Photo3/12/17report
dayum! packing some heat in there!! nice!
Photo: All creamed up3/12/17report
i like takin care of yas, hooter ;)
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
thank you! i like to grab them myself!!! XD if i dont, who will?? lol !!!
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
This girls name is Emily. I have her for one day! :D
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Photo3/12/17report
New status: i love seeing all these new wammers! inspiration!
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User: Jayce3/11/17report
if someone gets a custom and asks her to, im sure she will :D
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Photo3/11/17report
i wanna use it SO BAD in the mud! its never been used! ;) it needs a good breaking in!
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Photo3/11/17report
it was SO MUCH FUN!!! OMGOSH!! it was a travesty when we had to get rid of it!
Photo3/10/17report
New status: New DRENCHME DL FOR 5.OO WEEKEND ONLY!!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
New status: BOOK YOUR MUD CUSTOMS! DEEP MUD/LOW PRICES!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
awe :) shanks! ;) xoxox
Photo3/10/17report
this was really fucking fun. he acted like afterwards i had totally just ruined him for life...but now hes asking to do it again!! bhaah! he loved it!! he had just never been messy and imagine getting a huge pie and then a demanding girl crushing pie even more into your face and telling you to lick her ass to pussy?! it was a lot to take in for a first time but he did good ;) i cant wait to do this again...omg. it was AMAZING. i kinda wanna try cake next time...
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!3/10/17report
if you would like to see us get wet together, our wetlook scenes are extremely reasonable! message me!
Photo3/10/17report
we did a wetlook scene in the kitchen where we drenched eachother with the kitchen sink! you wouldnt believe how incredibly SOAKED you can get just using your kitchen sink!!! :D its an awesomely fun set! we filled up some awesome hunter wellies too!
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Photo3/9/17report
id love to do this again! :D
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!3/9/17report
ariel, you dirty dog, you are totally checking out them tittaaaayyyysss
Photo3/8/17report
gimme mud bondage!!! mmmmm!!! i havent gotten to use this arm restraint yet!
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Photo3/8/17report
thanks! i didnt know but that little area under my panties where you can see where my thighs have a gap...is called a "spread" "the more you knoooowwwww" *ding*! lol!
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Photo3/8/17report
we would totally win it!!! lol! that molasses is no joke! the molasses 2.0 that i made was even crazier!! but, this molasses was real deal awesome and having 2 of my faves in there with me? even better!!! you cannot imagine how heavy those clothes were! omgosh! you have to see us grunting and squealing trying to get them back on after stripping and hiding them in the pool and fishing them back out! lol XD its funny as hell.
Photo3/7/17report
;) yummy pies.....
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Photo: close the door behind me ;) 3/7/17report
we can get the new girl to push me in with her uniform on too and then i pull her in at the end!! :D after i get my whining out of my system and she trashes me!
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Photo3/7/17report
im sorry, KNEE SOCKS. woops. I NEED ankle socks. i have it on my grocery list for walmart. lol.
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Photo3/7/17report
this scene was like that except i was more bitchy about how i was gonna get pay back to the camera guy and get paid more and how i was gonna never let him work again. sweet jayce turned into a straight up, MAD JAYCE but still posed cute as can be even after getting slimed bc i wanted to still get paid. but, playing the whiney, damsel in distress, is one of my faves :) hit me up and ill do it for you in the mud! i have A TON of brand new white ankle socks!
Photo3/7/17report
i have some super cute pastel nikes too that are begging to be trashed! i am so down!! i am really excited about this stuff!!
Photo3/7/17report
hell yeah she should!! :D and then she should get a total soakdown afterwards!!! bad cheerleader! bad!!! lol!! XD i love the uniforms. plus, i just got some new keds!!
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Photo3/7/17report
New status: New MOLASSES POOL VID! $5 FOR 2 DAYS!
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User: Jayce3/7/17report
thank you! you can find it at
http://wammerific@umd.net
Photo3/6/17report
New status: LAST DAY FOR HALF OFF DRENCHME! ONCE A YEAR, YALLS
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User: Jayce3/6/17report
you get stuck at midas getting your car fixed for 6 hours and you do some walking...and shopping for when the girls come over!! haha! XD they looked good!!!
Photo: editing and your like DAYUM! 3/4/17report
New status: DRENCHME'S 50 PERCENT OFF SALE! ONCE A YEAR! CATC
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User: Jayce3/4/17report
New status: Scarlett & Dixie here yesterday! They return the 1
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User: Jayce3/4/17report
you sweetheart!!! :D you are too sweet!!
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Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/3/17report
damn straight!!! XD
Photo3/2/17report
thank you. its a long, soapy then wet video! just keep your eyes on drenchme! :D
Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/2/17report
the video itself is extremely erotic! :)
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Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/2/17report
I wanna do this!!! covered in paint!!!
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Photo2/28/17report
New status: for reals, if i get a million profile views. ill d
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User: Jayce2/28/17report
thank you!! I have had the outfit forever and finally remembered it and got to use it! I loved it!! that is why, when the video is released, the commentary shows me salvaging the fuck out of it!! and I did!!! :D I cant wait to use it again sometime!!!!
Photo2/28/17report
I got some LOVELY, BIG blueberry filled and whipped topping filled pies right in the face! :D it was niiiiiiice! and thank you!!
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Photo2/27/17report
thank you, the outfit survived with lots of work!! and yes, good morning, good sir! ;)
Photo2/27/17report
thank you, dearest!! :D it was way too much fun for me to let her try to pie me first. I was like "what the hell was that??" lol! we have busted noses and lips with our pie hits! XD
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Photo2/27/17report
New status: never would i ever keep someones shit. period. #go
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User: Jayce2/27/17report
next time its gonna be lucky cake ;) hopefully!
Photo2/27/17report
New status: taking donations for white clothes! check out my a
User: Jayce2/27/17report
thank you :)
I was a sweetie/horny clown in this one! very gracious for my yummy pies! :D
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Photo2/26/17report
indeed! I humped that pie to death!! ;)
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Photo2/26/17report
hey, we have over 50 gallons of mud heading our way soon!! that will tide us over until the mud spot opens up! :D lol
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Photo2/26/17report
awe! thank you, dear! :D
Photo: havent done clown in a while! 2/26/17report
omg! this seems like a lifetime ago!! we really do get down and dirty. when ppl ask us to fight...I think its a healthy way for us to take out any business/friendship frustration on eachother XD I'm kidding. love that girl. we do take out frustration tho and its a friggin blast!
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Photo2/26/17report
New status: internet wont connect to umd at home. email me to
User: Jayce2/23/17report
New status: Intenet is being weird. Email me!
User: Jayce2/21/17report
my hips are not forward enough but i was slipping and sliding everywhere! haha! and namaste to you, my great friend :)
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Photo2/18/17report
she was "mad" but i taught her how to bob for apples....:D i can be such a bitch! lol XD
Photo2/17/17report
okay, im gonna be calling you for help with my make up!!! this is fab and your modeling here is amazing! you are like a glamour model! beautiful!
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Photo2/15/17report
I can play such a great bitch, i amaze myself. lol hey, and im sorry i havent been in my emails. we now have a dad with strep and flu :( he is my camera guy so ill be shooting again once i help him get better! :D
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/15/17report
i love dixies face. it goes from big smile to like "what...wait....ummmm.....okay....." lol. she is funny!!
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/14/17report
lol @ jason!!! omg. i ate so many pizza rolls last night it was not even funny...i posted on fb and realized this morning, it was like a drunken status...and i dont even drink. i was completely obliterated on pizza rolls!! lol XD
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/14/17report
thats hot as fuck!!! i am doing a clown thing soon, i need to copy this makeup!! i love it!!! beautiful!!
Photo2/14/17report
who brings an apple for lunch, anyway? pffft. now, if she would have had some pizza rolls or some shit i would have just stole them....lol XD
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/14/17report
I FUCKING WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS AND MAKE IT AND PLAY IN IT RIGHT MEOW!!
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Photo2/13/17report
New status: kiss my ass, flu! getting messy tomorrow!
User: Jayce2/12/17report
New status: thank you all, yesterday for wotd! first time in o
User: Jayce2/11/17report
i have no comment on that matter


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its a great scene! XD the mess was fantastic, right?!
Photo2/10/17report
you are so kind! thank you! i need lots of positive vibes right now! you know what im talking about! double the pleasure, double the flu! XD
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Photo: its exciting! 2/10/17report
New status: i only do half price ONCE A YEAR so, take advantag
User: Jayce2/10/17report
IN MY DEEP SEXY VOICE: "here are your half off videos TODAY ONLY on a platter of pie..."
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CAPTION: WOTD? SAY WHAAAT?!
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New status: WOTD??!! HALF PRICE OFF THE STORE!OMG!!!! THANK YO
User: Jayce2/10/17report
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