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thank you! one of my friends from canada sent them to me from some canadian place that is i guess like a victorias secret up there. like a nice panty store! i love them! :D
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Forum pic4/18/17report
umd screen caps are where its at! :D and thank ariel! she shot this for me!! :D she did an awesome job capturing my fun bc i was ALL OVER the place!
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you need to edit some of my videos!! haha! i am dying laughing!!!
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Video: The Results of a Few Adult Beverages While Editing4/17/17report
thank you! i do some posing in it for a few minutes in the video before trashing it :) standing up and showing off ;) bc it really did look hot! and i am not one to think i ever look hot in anything but this outfit was very flattering! i managed to salvage it!!! :D as the shower scene shows! lol! i saved the outfit before i cleaned myself! XD
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Forum pic4/17/17report
if i were to ever do any b/g stuff like that, it wouldnt be released on here! that is a little too far for me to share, on here! but yeah, that would have been super fun!!
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Forum pic4/17/17report
i more than made up for the fact that there wasnt one with me...if you were just listening...you would swear there was a dude in there!! XD the way i was talking and moaning!
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Forum pic4/16/17report
the mud was fun to play with the girls in but having a dude in there with me would have been more fun....but, as you can see, i had some good friends to have a LOT of fun in this video with ;) haha!
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Forum pic4/16/17report
thank you! i figured a super sexy video needed a super sexy outfit! i had been saving this one to get TRASHED beyond repair! :D
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Forum pic4/16/17report
that is normally a glass anal toy but i like to slide it on substances on my clit and it feels really awesome!!! :D thank you!!
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Forum pic4/16/17report
I TRIED to not put up EVERYTHING and leave something to be desired but there is a lot of this going on in the video ;) it was really really fun!
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Forum pic4/16/17report
yep! :D i was happy as hell that they accidentally sent me a box of that white mud!!! :D it was AMAZING!!!
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Forum pic4/16/17report
New status: New X rated vid in the house OF mess!
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User: Jayce4/15/17report
I NEED TO PUT OUT AN AD FOR AN ARTIST AND PHOTOGRAPHER SO I CAN REMAKE THIS PHOTO!! OMG. IN LOOOOOVE!!!!
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Photo4/11/17report
New status: have had some family stuff. will email soon. TY :)
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User: Jayce4/8/17report
the mess was incredibly wild!! but, her reactions were even more wild and fun and she was so grossed out! we really gave it to her for her being a wam virgin! she is officially broken in, now!
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Forum pic4/6/17report
you are too kind! :) i would love to give out pies...dressed in just about anything!! :D
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Photo: close the door behind me ;) 4/5/17report
that was a FACE PLANT!
Photo: yeah she did that....4/2/17report
it was really cold...i was losing my breath as it came down bc it came down as a thinner clay but still insanely coating...and then the thick stuff started coming down and whooooaaa!!! it was like milkshake coming down on top of me but a liked the consistency much better than a milkshake. the cold was insane with the texture! awesome. and thank you!!
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Forum pic3/31/17report
New status: NEW DRENCH ME & HOUSE OF MESS RELEASES!!
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User: Jayce3/29/17report
RELEASED TODAY!!
Photo: yeah she did that....3/29/17report
New status: i would lick pattys butt and then go shopping #rea
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User: Jayce3/29/17report
New status: UPLOAD WHY DONTCHA??!! RAWR!!
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User: Jayce3/27/17report
thank you ;) i usually go for longer wigs but i think this one turned out well. :) i dont get to do it often but when i do, i have a lot of fun :)
Photo: havent done clown in a while! 3/27/17report
i have always wanted to know messygirls secret to how AWESOME the mehron looks on the girls! its pretty righteous! love it!!
Photo3/24/17report
thank you so much for the sweet comments! i was a giggly nervous wreck before this one but i quickly was in there like "yesssss!!!!" all it took was feeling those shoes fill with mud ;)
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Forum pic3/24/17report
indeed! luckily my offspring turned out fucking brilliant and amazingly hilarious. usually they like him better than me! XD and you are right. i can eat a whole can of some cheddar cheese pringles!!
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Forum pic3/24/17report
thank you, dear! :D
i didn't get to see myself in my outfit or anything before i got out there...i was excited but ariel shot this and said it looked hot..she was right! i dig it!! ive had this one a long time! it deserved a proper trashing ;)
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Forum pic3/24/17report
just being silly before the scene ;) i was nervous to get in bc there was a really cool part in this one (which this was my own idea, outfit, and fun time) which was cool and also VERY COLD! plus, sometimes a little modesty dont hurt ;) they made their way out quick enough! haha! XD
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Forum pic3/24/17report
thank you :) i must NOT know how to wrap a guy. i am single as a pringle! lol XD but hey, i am not complaining. i dont have to answer to anyone ;)
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Forum pic3/24/17report
thats me rocking the "my hair is SOOOOO FUCKING LONG !!!" throw it up in a ponytail look. hah! XD glad it works!
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Forum pic3/23/17report
you should see the look on dixies face behind us when all this went down. i gotta get a screen cap of that. i warned her "this is gonna get real....real quick" i dont think she believed me....lol XD
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Forum pic3/22/17report
you can go to pattycakezips where you can get some of her vids...and it wont be such a hardship...but paying for these vids and stuff is what keeps us girls able to do this stuff. so, its always best, even if you can contact pattycake yourself, to purchase from the model. :) otherwise, we couldnt continue to do the awesome stuff we do! ;) just a word to the wise bc i know you are a big fan of hers. i am too!! :D
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User: InuYami3/22/17report
thank you, dear! i was able to salvage those bikinis!!! i worked so hard on them and they are salvaged!!! YASSSS!! im the most awesome person i know....lol XD kidding. we had so much fun and yes, i still have 5 of those guns. i am excited to fill them with GUNGE!!! anyone interested? inbox me!!! we can fill buckets up and have a full on gunge war with these things!!!
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Forum pic3/22/17report
you dont need anything free of pattycakes :) she has a website where you can become a member and have access to all her stuff! :D and she has wonderful productions! and thanks for the wamming!!! *throwing you on a bed full of shaving foam!*
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User: InuYami3/22/17report
this one and the one we did for your good friend, hooter ;) ill go ahead and say it....im sore as fuck. ariel is in the best shape of her LIFE, YALL!! she is a beast!!! and she is a feisty bitch! she comes up with the worst things to do! that tittie twister?! omg!!! what the fuck? that is why unscripted scenes with us are always best...the fucking rock. lol XD
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Forum pic3/22/17report
if you mean did i head lock her and put my vagina in her face....then yes, yes it is...a lot of that happened. along with titty fights, slapping vaginas, assholes in faces, hair pulling, wedgies that i think i still have some thong in my ass. typical, no script, me and ariel type shit. lol XD
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Forum pic3/22/17report
it was a total FACE PLANT!!! omg!! and yeah, it got REAL!! when we mud wrestle, we go hard!
Photo: yeah she did that....3/21/17report
New status: MUD MUD AND MORE MUD!!!
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User: Jayce3/20/17report
thank you so much for the kind words! you are awesome! xoxo
User: KeithC_3/19/17report
you are TOO GORGEOUS!!!
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Photo3/16/17report
i mean, someone who orders a mud custom doesn't ask me to see the girl covered in mud before they order it. see what im saying? that is just not how this works. feel free to email me anytime.
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
there are sample pics up of the girls on the forum. im sorry but i dont put up free pics of a video that you want before hand. that is not how we do things. i assure you that the girls will look beautiful whatever they do. thank you :)
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
OH MY GAWD! both of our hair??!! we will be washing for DAYS. LOL! mine is so long! i just made an appointment for next thursday at aveda and kyla is gonna SHIT when she sees it!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
me too. i love turkey and salami on honey wheat toast......some provolone. yum. XD this was a good PIE sandwich! loved it!! i couldnt hear very well for a while which was okay. i was screaming most of the time anyway. cold torture!!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
hey, we talked via email! im gonna have a house full of girls this weekend! ;) so, just hit me up! i can make it happen for ya!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
glad you dig it! :D
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
New status: FREE PI VID OF ME&ARIEL! ENJOY!
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User: Jayce3/14/17report
thank you :) i do have a blast! thank you for noticing!!
Forum pic3/14/17report
thank you! it was the most spectacular, beautiful mess!!! fucking amazing!
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Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/14/17report
thank you! black crisco was deffo a challenge but honestly, id do it again! it got so warm under there! really neat!!
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Forum pic3/14/17report
fucking HOT AS HELL!!!
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Photo3/13/17report
OH IT GOT SOOOOO MUCH WORSE!! lol! but she knows i HATE BEANS!! so, she made sure she got me pretty fucking good!! mean little thing! XD
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Forum pic3/12/17report
i like takin care of yas, hooter ;)
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
thank you! i like to grab them myself!!! XD if i dont, who will?? lol !!!
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
This girls name is Emily. I have her for one day! :D
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Forum pic3/12/17report
New status: i love seeing all these new wammers! inspiration!
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User: Jayce3/11/17report
if someone gets a custom and asks her to, im sure she will :D
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Forum pic3/11/17report
i wanna use it SO BAD in the mud! its never been used! ;) it needs a good breaking in!
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Forum pic3/11/17report
it was SO MUCH FUN!!! OMGOSH!! it was a travesty when we had to get rid of it!
Forum pic3/10/17report
New status: New DRENCHME DL FOR 5.OO WEEKEND ONLY!!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
New status: BOOK YOUR MUD CUSTOMS! DEEP MUD/LOW PRICES!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
awe :) shanks! ;) xoxox
Forum pic3/10/17report
this was really fucking fun. he acted like afterwards i had totally just ruined him for life...but now hes asking to do it again!! bhaah! he loved it!! he had just never been messy and imagine getting a huge pie and then a demanding girl crushing pie even more into your face and telling you to lick her ass to pussy?! it was a lot to take in for a first time but he did good ;) i cant wait to do this again...omg. it was AMAZING. i kinda wanna try cake next time...
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!3/10/17report
if you would like to see us get wet together, our wetlook scenes are extremely reasonable! message me!
Forum pic3/10/17report
we did a wetlook scene in the kitchen where we drenched eachother with the kitchen sink! you wouldnt believe how incredibly SOAKED you can get just using your kitchen sink!!! :D its an awesomely fun set! we filled up some awesome hunter wellies too!
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Forum pic3/9/17report
id love to do this again! :D
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!3/9/17report
ariel, you dirty dog, you are totally checking out them tittaaaayyyysss
Forum pic3/8/17report
gimme mud bondage!!! mmmmm!!! i havent gotten to use this arm restraint yet!
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Forum pic3/8/17report
thanks! i didnt know but that little area under my panties where you can see where my thighs have a gap...is called a "spread" "the more you knoooowwwww" *ding*! lol!
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Forum pic3/8/17report
we would totally win it!!! lol! that molasses is no joke! the molasses 2.0 that i made was even crazier!! but, this molasses was real deal awesome and having 2 of my faves in there with me? even better!!! you cannot imagine how heavy those clothes were! omgosh! you have to see us grunting and squealing trying to get them back on after stripping and hiding them in the pool and fishing them back out! lol XD its funny as hell.
Forum pic3/7/17report
;) yummy pies.....
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Photo: close the door behind me ;) 3/7/17report
we can get the new girl to push me in with her uniform on too and then i pull her in at the end!! :D after i get my whining out of my system and she trashes me!
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Forum pic3/7/17report
im sorry, KNEE SOCKS. woops. I NEED ankle socks. i have it on my grocery list for walmart. lol.
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Forum pic3/7/17report
this scene was like that except i was more bitchy about how i was gonna get pay back to the camera guy and get paid more and how i was gonna never let him work again. sweet jayce turned into a straight up, MAD JAYCE but still posed cute as can be even after getting slimed bc i wanted to still get paid. but, playing the whiney, damsel in distress, is one of my faves :) hit me up and ill do it for you in the mud! i have A TON of brand new white ankle socks!
Forum pic3/7/17report
i have some super cute pastel nikes too that are begging to be trashed! i am so down!! i am really excited about this stuff!!
Forum pic3/7/17report
hell yeah she should!! :D and then she should get a total soakdown afterwards!!! bad cheerleader! bad!!! lol!! XD i love the uniforms. plus, i just got some new keds!!
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Forum pic3/7/17report
New status: New MOLASSES POOL VID! $5 FOR 2 DAYS!
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User: Jayce3/7/17report
thank you! you can find it at
http://wammerific@umd.net
Photo3/6/17report
New status: LAST DAY FOR HALF OFF DRENCHME! ONCE A YEAR, YALLS
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User: Jayce3/6/17report
you get stuck at midas getting your car fixed for 6 hours and you do some walking...and shopping for when the girls come over!! haha! XD they looked good!!!
Photo: editing and your like DAYUM! 3/4/17report
New status: DRENCHME'S 50 PERCENT OFF SALE! ONCE A YEAR! CATC
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User: Jayce3/4/17report
New status: Scarlett & Dixie here yesterday! They return the 1
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User: Jayce3/4/17report
you sweetheart!!! :D you are too sweet!!
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Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/3/17report
damn straight!!! XD
Forum pic3/2/17report
thank you. its a long, soapy then wet video! just keep your eyes on drenchme! :D
Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/2/17report
the video itself is extremely erotic! :)
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Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/2/17report
I wanna do this!!! covered in paint!!!
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Photo2/28/17report
New status: for reals, if i get a million profile views. ill d
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User: Jayce2/28/17report
thank you!! I have had the outfit forever and finally remembered it and got to use it! I loved it!! that is why, when the video is released, the commentary shows me salvaging the fuck out of it!! and I did!!! :D I cant wait to use it again sometime!!!!
Forum pic2/28/17report
I got some LOVELY, BIG blueberry filled and whipped topping filled pies right in the face! :D it was niiiiiiice! and thank you!!
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Forum pic2/27/17report
thank you, the outfit survived with lots of work!! and yes, good morning, good sir! ;)
Forum pic2/27/17report
thank you, dearest!! :D it was way too much fun for me to let her try to pie me first. I was like "what the hell was that??" lol! we have busted noses and lips with our pie hits! XD
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Forum pic2/27/17report
New status: never would i ever keep someones shit. period. #go
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User: Jayce2/27/17report
next time its gonna be lucky cake ;) hopefully!
Forum pic2/27/17report
New status: taking donations for white clothes! check out my a
User: Jayce2/27/17report
thank you :)
I was a sweetie/horny clown in this one! very gracious for my yummy pies! :D
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Forum pic2/26/17report
indeed! I humped that pie to death!! ;)
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hey, we have over 50 gallons of mud heading our way soon!! that will tide us over until the mud spot opens up! :D lol
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Forum pic2/26/17report
awe! thank you, dear! :D
Photo: havent done clown in a while! 2/26/17report
omg! this seems like a lifetime ago!! we really do get down and dirty. when ppl ask us to fight...I think its a healthy way for us to take out any business/friendship frustration on eachother XD I'm kidding. love that girl. we do take out frustration tho and its a friggin blast!
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Forum pic2/26/17report
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