Comments by Jayce

i thought about you with some of the hair pics above, i smoothed it down in front of me in between my boobs, it felt amazing!!!

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and thank you both for your comments :D

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if you watch the video, i am terrible at cleaning...fantastic at making messes. lol XD

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New status: last night for votes for roty!! VOTE!!

User: Jayce12/19/16report

ariel is really good about sharing the water :) she is a good shower buddy. i am the water hog, i do believe but alas, i have a shit ton of hair! she is so nice to let me get it wet first. i love her. i would stick my finger in your butt if you did drop it, ass face!!!! lol XD

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awe, thanks yall! and i have shared showers...sometimes its fun...sometimes ppl hog all the water!! dont hog the water and we will be goood ;) haha

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you are killing me with the homestarrunner stuff here!!! XD im glad some ppl on here can nerd out with me! lol XD one year, before streaming, i got someone to put EVERY EPISODE EVER on dvd for my sister for christmas. :) she loved it! we watched it over and over!

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i honest to god do not own one pair of thongs. at all. i have had some sent to me with a lingerie outfit, like those god awful cheapo ones but i dont enjoy thongs. i wear bikini cut drawers or boy shorts all day. mostly bikini cut :) so comfy. so much room to fill in an instant :D

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i like it too. one dirty, brand new nike shoe, one brand new white sock all dirty and pointed toes!!! *cheer smile!*

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thank you love. i believe this is where i was posing and telling the photographer i was charging double. lol XD

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this was the end where i told the "photographer" to "fuck off" haha

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New status: WE STILL HAVE TILL TUESDAY! ITS ANYONES GAME!! :D

User: Jayce12/18/16report

New status: VOTE REAR OF THE YEAR, CLOSE RACE W/MRS BEE & JES

User: Jayce12/18/16report

yes! i loved doing the nutella coverage!!! it was AMAZING!! if you like hair videos, i have a new one comign out that the substance was AMAZING on my hair!!
the nutella was great, though. mixed with a little black treacle on top, it was so heavy! today, it smells like aveda solaris products :)

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thank you hairwam :) you are always so sweet :)

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i am right now! someone order me a pizza!!!

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i just realized i was rubbing this on my butt at this moment and pulling my butt cheeks apart and you can see little pinky in there. hahah! XD the things you notice when you have the plague going on 3rd day now....XD lol! my one time of the year to get really really friggin sick! you all leaving awesome compliments makes me smile. thank you.

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i was hoonnnngry. XD

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easter bunny, elf....ill take either one! thank you for the rad compliments, yall. :) it didn't make as much chocolate as i would have liked but it was enough to get me going! plus, it looked so damn cool!! it was so sticky! all that carmel in some of those bars! and the added karo as to not burn my skin off...lol. i appreciate you all :) you are lovely.

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i bit into it. he wasnt as lucky as you think. lol. hahah XD im sorry. fever jokes should be banned.

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awe, you are too kind :)

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thank you for the lovely review! i am starting more reviews for the new year and i have 3 already!!! :D i am giving away 3 vids if we can get up to 10 reviews on the store!! not just videos but also, on the store itself!! :D its my new thang, but your review sitll counts, luv! you rock!

User: Messyflyboy12/17/16report

guys, didnt you know how sweet i am? its like you JUST figured it out!! XD :D

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New status: GOT A BUNDLE COMING TODAY YALL WILL LOVE! CYA SOON

User: Jayce12/17/16report

New status: 3 BRAND NEW VIDS PUT UP!!

User: Jayce12/17/16report

thank you darlin ;)

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im like "hey, here's my nannner, covered in chocolate!" lol...i was trying to show off where the chocolate bar was and had melted in muh pants XD

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that was kinda the look i was going for! it was so sticky!!! :D

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it said "worlds finest" on it....i do believe i lived up to its name sucking on that bad boy.....lol XD kidding....im not the BEST....but, im pretty damn good ;) hahaha

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thank you all so much for the compliments! i had a blast doing this and hopefully we will raise some money with the video, i raised some money selling the chocolates! :) the video is 50 percent going to charity at the school :)

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1st time EVER with a hitachi....plus mess....omg. i had SO MANY ORGASMS. plus, its on film!!! so, its legs shaking, crazy faces and cumming non stop! i took a chance doing this without ever trying the toy but man, im glad i did!!

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thank you darlin! ive been in some yummy stuff here lately :)

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i ate a big heaping bowl of staple sauce....

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oh yeah, i put a whole candy bar in there too, to let it melt while i played! it melted quite a bit ;) haha! glad you like! it felt niiiiice! nice and warm!

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i believe i would be "whats her face" lololololo XD

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS! YOU HAVE MADE IT TO NOW WHERE 4 LUCKY WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN!! AWESOME!! THANK YOU!!! i am really glad you like all my vids!!!

User: Methos2012/16/16report

im so sorry yall, i just immediately thought ppl would know these butts just bc....I KNOW THESE BUTTS. lol XD what can i say? im a butt burgular!!! butttt (hardy har har) yes, this is pattycake...and she got dat asssssss....

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thank you! it is not easy to put melted candy bars in your hair but somehow, i managed. since i have grown it out, with wamming, i have to take SO MUCH BETTER care of it....which is fine. my hair always smells nice :)

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i am hoping the other girls get on and post more pics! i know some ppl are really having a hard time voting and i want the girls to have some fun finding their pics they feel great about their butts, in!! :D

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you know me...shameless plugs....and my butt....butt....plugs....hahahahhaah XD im kidding i had another girls pic that i was about to accidentallly put up and then i typed in a number and this pic went onto the upload part. so i said fuck it and left it!
i am loving all these girls bums!

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New status: GRAB MY NEW VIDEO AND VOTE REAR OF THE YEAR!

User: Jayce12/13/16report

i got cleavage and ariel has a nipple popped out! check it again! there it is!!!!

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making a declaration of shitty secretaries everywhere! why cant we be excited about hot fed ex guys??!! XD im clowning. this was so fun.

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this is the part in the scene where dummy secretary realizes she has not been blinded by the pies...she merely forgot to take off her glasses....lol XD

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PLEASE VOTE FOR MRS. BEE WITH HEARTS ON THIS PICTURE!!! I AM SO SORRRY!! I HAD 10 SPOTS ONLY FOR THE POLL AND 11 GIRLS!!! PLEASE VOTE FOR HER WITH HEARTS ON THIS PICTURE!!! THANK YOU AND I APOLOGIZE, MRS BEE FOR THE CRAZINESS!! SO MANY BUTTS!!! YOU ARE NOT DISCREDITED!!! YOU HAVE AN AMAZING ONE!!

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also, if you are under a rock, sweet sophie :) lol

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if you have been living under a rock, this is leila :)

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this is MYPIEROGATIVE yall, since you cant see her face. i thought her ass looked mighty fine in this pic!! wanna squeeeeze it!

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this butt is NOT in the running!! i repeat, this butt is not in the running! it got caught up with some of the pics i put up! sorry about that!! not a contender!! lol. just a wet butt. lol XD

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New status: really awesome ppl here. u kno who u are ;)

User: Jayce12/10/16report

your wife has got some outfits i would KILL FOR. i am sure she feels like a lucky gal! i have looked at outfits like those and cant afford them and have just PINED over them! im positive she feels very blessed, even without a zillion shoes ;)

Photo: Wifey's idea of heaven, orgasming already 12/9/16report

New status: MAKE ARIEL WAMMER OF THE DAY! HIT THEM HEARTS!

User: Jayce12/9/16report

wooo hooo! you in the running for the free bj vid!!! woot woooot!! thanks for the review!!! xoxoxo!!!

User: VegasWam12/9/16report

pointed toes are beautiful! when you have a perfect pointed toe pose, you totally win :) i spent years as a kid perfecting the pointed toes doing ballet and jazz :)

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it aint cheap! we only got paid for one of these and the other scenes we did, we just pray it helps cover what all we spent!
and we are currently accepting donations for another mud romp!!! we are wanting to get a lot more for next time!!! this was a lot and super fucking awesome but we are always pushing it. plus, if we start now, we may be able to afford another pool of it in a few months! :D

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i want some mud like that!!!! how did you make this?? amazing!!

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thank you! :) it felt quite amazing! i had my titties half way out bc i just didn't care. the lingerie was just clinging to me anyway and just BECAME part of the clay stuck to my body...it was so rad. i cant wait to do this again.

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i liked this pic too, i was playing with my hair while i was going up and down mixing the clay with my knees, almost dancing slowly skating on my knees :) plus, i love my hair long....:) its a blessing and a curse at times when you find pie crust in there like 4 hours later...bc it is SO THICK. LOL. THANKS! glad we have the same taste ;)

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thank you! it felt amazing! that stuff is incredible!

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its good to put a face with a name! and mrs, jurning, you got a stud on your hands! ;) i am a sucker for a beard and long hair!!
note, guy in sitting video has long hair ;)
love the mess!!

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New status: 2 TOYS, ONE DILDO, POOL OF CLAY & ME. GET IT!!!!

User: Jayce12/7/16report

New status: LAST FULL DAY TO GET MY FOAM DILDO FUCK SCENE!

User: Jayce12/6/16report

thigh high socks make me feel SUPER SEXY.
these especially are a pair of my faves. luckily, they were salvaged after the mess! i looooooove them!!!
i need to put more long slouch socks on my wishlist!!! i am online buying all this stuff for others for christmas...mama needs some new socks, and boots, and lingerie.....lol XD

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hes from ky....i like to think to myself when i feel dumb...."wow, this guy came from the same inbred, white trash state i did....i should be okay" XD

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i had so much fun. i mean, it was so fun giving him his first pie...god, that was so awesome...and once things starting flowing, it was SO RAD. i had a nice finish ;)

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indeed! always have a pie ready right before you cum!!!

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thank you :) yeah i was feeling pretty good right then ;)

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thanks darling :) i thought so too. breaking in a pie virgin like that is incredibly erotic...for me anyway...he wasnt happy at first. lol XD he got happy....

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he was a pretty good seat :) he worked for what i wanted to accomplish. orgasm. XD

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thankks yalls ;)

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now in my store! :D

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at the beginning, he was NOT HAPPY. which made it all the more fun for me...middle and end, he was loving it, afterwards, he was whining about pie being on him..well duh. i got pie all up in my vagina and ass! i aint complaining!!! haha! XD i had NOTHING to complain about. it was a rad experience. must. do. again.

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so pretty!

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New status: never released dildo fucking vid up now! 5 days!

User: Jayce12/2/16report

and they were, indeed, ripped apart :)

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New status: i wanna do glitter and glue!!!

User: Jayce12/2/16report

agreed! and i got them in the box package of hosiery thinking they may not be up to par....but i loved this look! its a layered look! i dig it!!!

Photo: dressed up then down! in my store!!12/2/16report

ariel, these are the hose i was talking about the other day....they did this. which i think is really sexy for some reason. its like panties with booty shorts over them!

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there will be two vids released. the full length x rated version and then one that is the first part of the video that is more of an r rated version (it stops and fades before i start to get nasty ;) . the complete x rated version will be limited time only! :D

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it will be soon :)
it is pretty naughty. like, naughty enough i am breaking it into an r rated part and the full length x rated part ;) so keep a lookout!!

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New status: sorry i have been insanely busy! more updates soon

User: Jayce12/1/16report

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we dont clean our fucking windows! we wanted to make this as realistic as possible! basement life!!

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i know what i need to put on my wish list!!! yall pay attention to what i am saying!! I AM GONNA FIND THIS, BUY IT FOR ME, OR SOMETHING LIKE IT! you are sellling some latex, girl!

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omg this outfit is incredible!!! you look amazing in it!

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shit, i like the view, im a girl! this outfit is insane!!! i must have it!!! can i just have it?? lol!!! it is amazing!!

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New status: New VID IN THE HOM! THIS PRICE FOR 1 WEEK!

User: Jayce11/28/16report

this video is actually in "jayce's house of mess" but we made this with methyl :)

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omg. this is so awesome!!!!

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OMG. I AM ABOUT TO DO THIS WITH BLACKSTRAP MOLASSES. I FUCKING HOPE IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!!!! OMG!!!!
well, im gonna be on the floor with a fuck ton of it. 3 buckets to be exact. should i use a kiddie pool???

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New status: bc right now I am FED UP with all men outside umd!

User: Jayce11/26/16report

New status: send me a man. wants me to get messy. tells me im

User: Jayce11/26/16report

you are so very welcome :)

User: MessyWeeb11/26/16report

New status: last day foam vid up for 5.00! check it!!

User: Jayce11/25/16report

hey! miss seeing you around!! xoxox

User: JenniferWamTGirl11/25/16report

New status: BLACK FRIDAY BJ VID SALE! CHECK FORUMS!

User: Jayce11/25/16report

MESSY HOT NEEDS TO HIRE ME! :D COME TO THE EAST, HOMIE!!! LET ME EAT CAKE! ;)

User: messyhot11/25/16report

there is an original floating around here somewhere....i dont have it on my computer anymore, sadly! but it came from a shoot that jilly and i did way back in 2013 or end of 2012 :)

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thanks ed :) jilly took this pic and then bkfoamy did his little thing with it. :) i love it. so sweet of him!

Photo: thanks bkfoamy! this was 2013! 11/23/16report

he was a PIE VIRGIN so, he really got it!! lol!! he was laughing at first but then once i got into it and was about to get off, he was really into it ;)

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