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@The Man and the Wife: Is "Two Broke Flappers" still available? I didn't see it in your UMD listing.
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Sleazoid44Photo12/27/25report
Noting the comments below and scene from 'Happy Halloween'!..... but also ( in imagination ) imagining a New Year Eve pie fight...and the first pies are just being thrown....
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MaureenCrossDressPhoto12/27/25report
my sentiments exactly.
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/26/25report
Again, exquisite timing.
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/26/25report
Exquisite timing!
theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/26/25report
@gooeypiefight Hello! As Gurph Morlicks noted, this is indeed from our scene "Happy Halloween: Two Broke Flappers." :thumbsup:
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The Man and The WifePhoto12/26/25report
What is this from? Formally dressed and explosively messy.
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gooeypiefightPhoto12/26/25report
Where is this from?
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oilslickPhoto12/26/25report
Gotta love when there's collateral damage!
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oilslickPhoto12/26/25report
That is too bad I would love to see this scene.
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KakeKidPhoto12/26/25report
What a beautiful pie sandwich!!!
bob1987564Photo12/25/25report
Mrs Bee had always been naturally gorgeous.
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getemdownPhoto12/25/25report
Those panties need to come off Mrs Bee, and i am sure they will.
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getemdownPhoto12/25/25report
What is this from? Amazing.
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KakeKidPhoto12/25/25report
10/10
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KakeKidPhoto12/25/25report
https://umd.net/CSpie
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anotherUserPhoto12/24/25report
What is this creator's username on here?
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Anon_AcctPhoto12/24/25report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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MrMuckPhoto12/24/25report
What a great pie hit!
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/22/25report
What a great pie hit reaction!
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bob1987564Photo12/22/25report
Ooh. Where's this from?
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CoverMeWithCustardPhoto12/4/25report
Kym! *sigh*
JoeYoungPhoto12/3/25report
She was a gem, hope she'll come back
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SimolozaPhoto12/3/25report
Never seen this before! Looks so fun!
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wammer83Photo12/2/25report
Mostwam's Mia is undeniable... an excellent model!
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PieCanvasPhoto12/2/25report
What video is this?
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StealthmanPhoto12/2/25report
"Looks like you're the one who's being served."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
Great timing on the photo, Mid-splat photos are always nice.
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
"You have a surprise for me? Why, thank you."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
"That looks good on you."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
"As you can see, a pie in the face is better than a pie in the hand."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
"One pie-two girls. Why do I get the tough decisions>"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
"Another? Why, thank you. I'll have another."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
"Here it comes."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto12/2/25report
Lovely corset. What's this from?
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wambobPhoto11/28/25report
It's from my Messygirl custom with Zoey! (The bad news was the custom took a year to produce. The good news you can see for yourself. :loveeyes:
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MaxSenatePhoto11/28/25report
Pie sandwich
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cosworth17Photo11/27/25report
Oh wow! Rev i bet the pics of Epiphany are fantastic. :thumbsup:
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LeRexPhoto11/27/25report
My wonderful assistant took 11 'before' shots, and 4 'after' shots for this scene.

I don't usually do full photo sets for scenes (and if I do I list them for sale) but in this case whilst there isn't a full set, either the customer wanted a few before and after shots, or my assistant and / or I just thought Epiphany looked too good to waste the opportunity.

If you have bought the scene (or if you buy the scene) I will happily send you all the photos
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RevSlymsfordPhoto11/27/25report
Any idea what scene this is from?
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Secretlife314Photo11/27/25report
@RevSlymsford, do you have a photo set for this scene as well? Do you normally have photo sets of your scenes ?
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wammer83Photo11/27/25report
That makes sense Gurph. Yup that is definitely Sky.

I love pie fights when the ladies are dressed up and looking sophisticated.
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gooeypiefightPhoto11/27/25report
I love a helpless pied pooper!
gooeypiefightPhoto11/26/25report
What is this from?
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gooeypiefightPhoto11/26/25report
From my custom. :)
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gooeypiefightPhoto11/26/25report
Yay, Pains! :loveeyes:
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MaxSenatePhoto11/26/25report
https://messy-adventures-with-willa-pres.umd.net/download_info/getting-paid
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ProfessorPiePodPhoto11/26/25report
@jsummer - women_in_comedy on instagram
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PieFaceHBPhoto11/26/25report
I wish the girl on the right would just punch the pie up
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WAMpire224Photo11/26/25report
"Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but pie is a dish that is best served in the face."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
Standing: "Are you ready?"
Sitting: "Does it matter?"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"Do your worst!"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
top: "This pie would look so good in my face."
bottom: "Let me make sure the coast is clear."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
The outfit is tease enough--let her have it already,
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"You want me to throw my pie in MY face?????????"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"Get closer and I'll pie both of us at the same time."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
Why isn't he smiling--he has the best job in the world?
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"Oh no! That third pie coming straight for my face is twice as big and three times as gloopy as the two I'm holding."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"Stop sniffing it and let me have it, already."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"Here it comes."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
It's from one of my scene

https://umd.net/download_info/epiphanys-x-rated-wam-wanking-exhibition

It's still available . and Oh yes, the job was very much finished :D

ps: I think this specific image was a still photo taken by the super-talented Rod Whitestar. I do remember my direction to Epiphany "You literally can't open your mouth too wide !"
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RevSlymsfordPhoto11/26/25report
"I think I need to spank her harder--she isn't gasping loud enough, and I'm not getting splattered enough."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
but it would look so good down that cleavage.
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
clown: "All you lusty people out there, do you think I should spare her?"
lusty people, in unison: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"That look on your face tells me we're going to do more than just hold these pies."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"On the other hand, that skirt is too clean. Just stand still."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"When I stand up, you're going to really get it."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
"I'm so looking forward to this."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
top: "Is that a pie i see flying towards us?
bottom: "no--that was a pie flying at YOU."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/26/25report
Where is this from? Looks like Mostwam. Hope someone finished the job!
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Sleazoid44Photo11/26/25report
that's a cute two piece swimsuit she's wearing!
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Chuck MPhoto11/26/25report
Where is this from?
jsummerPhoto11/26/25report
Love the casual pie holding. A sure sign of an expert!
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Messy IrinaPhoto11/26/25report
Yup look into the pievids era
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FilledundiesPhoto11/16/25report
I'd love to know what video this is from!
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hoolihamPhoto11/15/25report
Those eyes just make me want to hug her and reassure her that it's OK to have pie on your face and clothing.
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/15/25report
You missed a teeny tiny corner of her mouth.
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/15/25report
"What a fun afternoon--enjoying the park and getting pied in the face."
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/15/25report
"Take that!"
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"This is so much fun."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
I love the eyes.
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"Hmm, where to put this pie. It would sure be easier if she weren't sitting on the only clean spot left."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"I don't care if I can't see--This pie is going into your face."
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh (gasp)"
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"Hey, how about some pie over on his face over there on my arm."
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"Great job--that was a great pie smoosh."
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
Everyone should be this messy."
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
I know what to get her for Christmas! A shirt that says, "Please do pie the models"
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"You had better pie me now, because even though I don't have any sleeves, I do have something up them."
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"Isn't this wonderful? I always love a good pie to the face before swimming."
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"mmmmmph--Isn't it your turn to get one of those pies?"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
I love the way the eyes are glistening.
theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
"Why does she get the pie and I'm stuck with the green slime?"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
Great shot and great timing. I'm imagining a girl just out of frame catching collateral damage.
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/14/25report
looks great, what scene is this from?
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EquvawPhoto11/11/25report
Love that one of mine is used here. Next time, though, I only ask that you leave it unedited so that the watermark is still in it.
Gungeon MasterPhoto11/11/25report
Keep going I think you missed a spot!
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Messy IrinaPhoto11/11/25report
Is that like castling?
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Messy IrinaPhoto11/11/25report
"You can throw all the pies you want, but how dare you take my queen!"
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto11/9/25report
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