Today Friday September 4th, 2015 I started thinking about being hit with thick creamy pies while wearing full American football gear. I love the idea of having pie smashing my helmet, hitting my face through the face mask.

A potential submissive partner asked me to describe a session of messy paint play. The following short story resulted. You arrive at my home and I let you in. It is hot, almost uncomfortably so. You are sweating a little. You catch a glimpse down th...

I had the general idea for this "park" in my adolescent years. I suppose I've had this fantasy for 12 years now, so I decided to write it down. Hope you like it. (P.s. It has never been about bodily functions for me. Read it how you like, but when I...

Any time you can get a wet and messy session with Laya Moore do it it is so fun and I maked it to wam Yeah!!!

Is it wierd I don't ever or rarely have wet dreams? It's probably just that I play with myself too much. Ugh. Anyway, I needed a break from studying for midterms and had just had some recent sexy images and ideas pop into my head. The first was in m...

When I ask how much do people normally send to get wet and messy I was told about 50 dollars OK OK I went a little over board but it was fun and I would do it again in a hearth beat

I hope women like a guy to get wet and messy like I did and naked Id id this to open up doors for me and see where this goes I really don't want to talk to gay guys because Iam not gay Iam a pure Male and had fun doing this

The Prop Test A custom story as requested by Briff1es Annie is a physics teacher at an all boy's school. She's a MILF, 40, with dirty blonde hair, a little BBW but well proportioned especially to support her large g cup breasts. Basically she neve...

The Prop Test gets Unbelievable A custom story as requested by Briff1es Previously Alissa was trying to sneak away from the creamy pie melee. To her dismay she could not as a pie exploded all over her facial features and long dark brown hair and ba...

Finally, tomorrow I'm gonna dump some goop in, over, down and around my football game uniform. I'm hoping my camera works, but if not I'll take some after the mess phone pics... I'm getting hot just thinking about what's to come....

Any girls in the West Midlands Aged 18-20, looking for a wet and messy sex session? If interested, please message me for more details.

https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/2015-messy-resolutions-yeah-right/ In January I posted these as my messy resolutions for 2015 (a) Participate in 2 color runs and become a human rainbow! (b) Participate in LiveDunkTank (c) Become a Hu...

Another question I have been ask more than once is... what's my favorite video? THAT is a really tough one. I can't answer that, but i can map out a guide. This may even turn into the "First Buyers Video Pack" as I would say if you like what we do...

Where can I find the clip Muddyy threesome with Darey, Gummy and Krsitine form mudtrippers eight?

https://youtu.be/yhHsaIhuPX0

Over the years I have had a few choice encounters and I thought I would share one tonight... a few years ago I had met one vary adventurous girl, in fact the girl I wrote the last story about... over the course of our fling we started getting more an...

I met a nice guy last Friday; plenty of gooey mess - custard, cream, pies, jelly and honey! Unfortunately when I tried to upload some pics I got "Page not found". :(

Hey getting messy with a friend thus week n hes getting the room so if u want to join us just pm me n location is in rowland heights btw so come n join us

Hey getting messy with a friend this week on 12th n hes getting the room so if u want to join us just pm me n location is in rowland heights btw so come n join us

Greetings fellow UMD denizens. Anyone who's looked at my profile over the last several weeks has learned almost nothing about me, except that I have a penchant for fawning over Jilly and the other WAMBABES in a most undignified manner. That's about...

So, it's been an interesting couple of weeks. I have gotten a lot done and cleared away so I can concentrate on PieTargets.com properly. You may have seen I have now released two videos under the "Pay What You Like" tag, and people have been gene...

As many of you have probably noticed, all of the promotional pictures have now been removed from my profile. This is not because the show is cancelled, but simply because it has begun and all the teasers are over with. We are set to start filming thi...

I love strawberries.. cut up fresh, sprinkled with sugar, or topped with freshly whipped cream.. each way they taste so lovely. The sweet juice dribbles down your chin, painting your lips and fingers with delectable red essence. Strawberries look lik...

This blog will be a treat for those of you who find it here on the UMD (since I'm only publicising it on my Twitter feed @TopGunge), especially those of you who love TopGunge.com and have been waiting almost a year for a new episode... ...and I th...