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Goop in my Uniform.
By wettex
Posted 11/1/15     264 views
Finally, tomorrow I'm gonna dump some goop in, over, down and around my football game uniform. I'm hoping my camera works, but if not I'll take some after the mess phone pics... I'm getting hot just thinking about what's to come....
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wettex:
11/13/15
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Bummer - it didn't record. I had great fun anyway.

Thursday I'm gearing-up and dumping 2 gallons of mayonnaise down my compression shirt and let it balloon up my football pants and squirt out the bottom and onto my socks and into my cleats. I'm just gonna use my phone to record - the video quality ain't great, but at least I know I'll get a recording. I'm trying to think what else I should dump into my gear....?

...any suggestions...?
footballspandex:
11/29/15
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I once substituted a dozen eggs in each thigh pad pocket for regular thigh pads, then smacked up against the wall. Oh man, what a great feeling and what a mess.
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