The Prop Test
A custom story as requested by Briff1es

Annie is a physics teacher at an all boy's school. She's a MILF, 40, with dirty blonde hair, a little BBW but well proportioned especially to support her large g cup breasts. Basically she never completely lost the baby weight. She had kind of a Mary Poppins nose and smile with a playfulness in her eyes. She had a proper looking elegance which contradicted her wild streak at night.

Her friend Louise doesn't work in schools, she's an accountant. Louise was early thirties (best you could get out of her), brunette, with a youthful face of a younger woman. She could pass for an early 20's college student with wide eyed innocence, cute bangs, and a little extra weight but not anything you wouldn't write off as the result of the take out diet and being relegated to a desk job, eating out with friends multiple nights, maybe the bar scene, and lack of free time to exercise.

They met from their love of the performing arts and volunteering together for a local theater group. Annie even talked a classroom assistant Liz to join the group. Normally it was a blast, especially doing fun shows like their upcoming production. The group didn't have any child members but still chose to put on the show Bugsy Malone.

Annie and Louise managed to get parts as understudies for Velma and Loretta. Annie and Louise do rehearse but since the group is so small, some volunteers pull double duty. A rare situation but it happens. They felt their auditions were good unfortunately Annie and Louise being more the BBW and both being over 30 the director felt the prop dept needed them.

Alissa the bitchy 32 year old director sidelined them. Alissa was a little curvy herself 38D breasts, red lips, gothic eye shadow, brown hair similar to what Angelina Jolie sported in the movie Pushing Tin. In honesty her looks were very much a fusion of huge Angelina Jolie lips, Ellen Muth's nose, and Zooey Deschenel's eyes. Like Annie she was a milf, but the bad thing is not being able to pursue a career in professional theater. Alissa was a total slave driver and perfectionist, living out dreams of directing off Broadway dramas vicariously through local theater.

Many theaters did the show simply with pies or or cleaner substitutions, not Alissa though. She demanded fully detailed splurge guns, real pies (no shaving cream, no paper plates, no tins.) The two were lucky in a way, Annie's friend Liz was just on some messy gameshow and started dating one of the stars. Liz's new girlfriend Michelle told Annie and Louise a few tricks. Sadly they lacked the budget and technical skill to recreate the kind of props Michelle described but they made a deal that they would each attempt their own and see which one Alissa likes and do more.

Alissa screamed for Annie and Louise to come to the stage immediately. The two approached and saw their prop splurge guns lined up and loaded. Louise what is this? Alissa barked. An air gun splurge gun... before Louise could continue Alissa had fired and splurged poor Louise in the face. We are using these on adults, that barely touched your bangs and chin. These are supposed to do a minimum of full facial coverage if not more and what if I had missed? Alissa put the rejected splurge gun down as Louise wiped her eyes, she looked like she had just been pied with a sauce full of whipped cream.

Alissa grabbed the next prop and approached Annie, spraying her full facial and coating her massive cleavage. Good mechanism but I said no shaving cream! Get rid of it! Annie was shocked, is she going to use them as test subjects for each prototype. They had mannequins backstage or they could have gotten volunteers after rehearsal. Doesn't the cast have to rehearse here, maybe you should stop messing the stage Lissa... Annie tried reasoning. Alissa grabbed a pie and threw it in Annie's face.

Annie out of instinct tried to lick her lips then spit it out in disgust. I got some of the shaving cream from the splurge gun in my mouth with the cool whip, gross! Alissa threw a towel at Annie and snarled See, I want the actors in dress rehearsal with props as soon as possible and I don't want people mixing cool whip and shaving cream! Wipe that off your face so I can continue my critique. Louise laughed until focus once again shifted to her and she saw Alissa approach her with a pvc dipstick style water canon filled with cream and blasted her. It worked much like a splat gun and completely obliterated poor Louise. Good functionality but not portable enough you need 2 hands to work it... Alissa informed her.

Annie had just cleaned her face when splurge another splochy stream of cream hit her in the face. Alissa then chimed in again Better but too much like a readi whip squirt, a splurge gun this size with an output like Louise's is what I want and you bitches just can't seem to give it to me. Seizing the moment Annie grabbed the next splurge gun taking Alissa off guard. Alissa just barely managed to duck the blast. At that very moment Liz was walking in from the side oblivious looking and her cleavage accenting Tallulah costume, Hey Alissa I think this costume might not be right... Before she could finish her thought she was blasted with cream coating her face, hair and cleavage. Alissa got some on the top of her head and in her hair from the subsiding stream of cream. Still she was the cleanest woman on stage. Alissa looked at poor Liz, wiped some cream off her own hair, and licked her palm. That is what I want for the show, look at her the coverage is perfect.

Liz wiped her eyes and grabbed a pie from the nearby table as Annie dropped the splurge gun and raced to stop her. Not that pie use one of the ones on the other... Before she could finish Liz had already thrown the pie. Annie ducked and continued ...table that was for Kate's daughter Samantha. By sheer coincidence that was the exact moment Kate and her two daughters Samantha and Lauren entered. Samantha was a lovely 24 year old girl 4 months pregnant with her first child and engaged to coworker she met back during her college intern days.
Samantha was a lovely young woman with her Plain Jane auburn hair styled in a ponytail. A natural beauty avoiding makeup and being what some might call an overly cautious future mom. Her once proud C cups had for the time being swelled to double D's. As the pie hit her she let out a little squeal and amazingly squirted milk involuntarily from her breasts ruining her maternity top and lactating with such force that she accidentally gave her mother Kate a face-full.

Kate was a 40 year old woman who had been friend's with Annie since childhood. Like her daughters Samantha and Lauren she too had reddish brown hair. Hers styled mid-length down her neck. Her face looked like she could pass for a 33 year old, beautiful features indeed, which was now soaked with breast milk courtesy of her little girl who had just been pied by their friends. Kate screamed in shock and disgust while her hormonal daughter Samantha cried as Annie tried to apologize and saying the pie was supposed to celebrate the baby and not be smashed in poor Samantha's face. All the while Kate's trendy and bitchy 18 year old daughter Lauren was laughing hysterically.

Liz decided her attempt to retaliate on Annie went wrong and pied the majority of their poor friend's family, maybe she knew a way to cheer Samantha up. She let the bitchy teen Lauren join the pie party. Lauren unlike her mother had enhanced her red hair to a bright orange red shade, styled after the Paramore front woman Haley Williams. Though the hair was copied from the singer the wardrobe was pure club sheik, a short little pleated skirt, a babydoll top, and thigh high boots that her mother hated. The pie exploded all over the young teen's face and hair as she shrieked in disgust and groaned while her mom and sister did laugh. Lauren was furious Obnoxious whore! Why me? I didn't want a pie in the face. Joining Liz in trying to comfort Kate and Samantha, Annie grabbed a pie and Lauren's skirt and before poor Lauren could object she showed everyone that Lauren had gone commando. Let go of my skirt right now you creepy old skank! Everyone had stopped in shock as Kate was once again humiliated but also angry screaming Where did you think you were going today like that. I realize I can't keep you from trying to dress in ways I hate because you feel it's trendy but at least I thought you had clothes on! Mom leave me alone you're friend is the one holding my skirt up! Lauren whined. Still cover up right now young lady! Kate scolded as Lauren gave Annie a bitchy look. With a look that could burn holes in your soul she coldly demanded You heard my mother let go of my skirt and cover me up now!

Annie knowing she had made people uncomfortable regardless pied Lauren right in her shaved pussy and exposed ass before letting go of the skirt. Samantha was laughing hysterically, Liz was in shock, Kate was pissed at Lauren and approaching her with another pie, while Alissa was trying to sneak away from the melee. To her dismay she could not as a pie exploded all over her facial features and long dark brown hair and bangs. Alissa wiped her eyes in shock as she saw her assailant and stammered in shock before receiving a pie to her impressive chest. Mr Mooney... Alissa gasped. A male voice looked to Annie Great consistency on the pies better than I could have hoped for. Grant was the assistant to the theaters most generous and eccentric donors. Your boss is one of my best friends how do you think he will respond to what you did to me? Alissa demanded. He would be glad I installed the camera's throughout the theater to capture multiple angles of all this to our web feeds and would love if I did this... with that Grant Mooney pulled Alissa's top down to expose her breasts before administering yet another pie to his boss' friend.

Annie was laughing nervously conflicted to celebrate her joy over seeing the director getting humiliated and the focus being off her and Louise. Sadly even thinking one is off the hook doesn't make it so as Alissa grabbed a splurge gun and blasted Annie and Louise who where standing frozen in place by the director's primitive angry groans. Alissa then ripped Annie's top with her nails exposing Annie's massive G cup breasts before pieing her in the left breast and massaging the cream around. Annie was shocked at what just happened and as Louise went to assist her friend in covering up by grabbing the torn fabric and trying to hold it while Annie could search for a way to remain covered. This of course meant Louise was distracted while Alissa grabbed the front waistband of her pants and panties before aiming a splurge gun at poor Louise's most intimate areas. Louise tried to protest but all in vain as cold cream sprayed forcefully into her pussy and up to her waist in front of everyone in attendance.

All activity stopped, all where in shock until Annie still topless grabbed a pie and demanded Alissa turn to face her. Alissa ducked as Annie threw and her pie sailed towards the front door just as it opened and to beautiful women with middle eastern American features entered the doorway. One of which received the pie to everyone's amazement. What the hell! The lovely woman with silky brown hair uttered. It's funny the girl who got pied kind of looked like Afghan actress and all around hottie Azita Ghanizada from the canceled series Alphas while her friend looked like the Dallas raised Iranian sexpot Sarah Shahi. Grant gulped and asked stammering ...Ms. Ghanizada... Ms. Shahi... what a surprise I thought you were meeting me at the boss' studio... I...I...I... (Wow it was the real actresses in the small town theater, shocker for you huh loyal reader.) Sarah Shahi may have been smiling but the others were in a holding pattern waiting for a reaction...

To be continued with explanations and more to this crazy pie fight as all hell breaks loose. Plus