Greetings fellow UMD denizens. Anyone who's looked at my profile over the last several weeks has learned almost nothing about me, except that I have a penchant for fawning over Jilly and the other WAMBABES in a most undignified manner. That's about to change (the profile, not the fawning). I wrote what follows for my "about me" profile. I though it might be a good idea to post it as a blog first, just in case anyone wants to comment. Please to enjoy!

Every woman is beautiful - no matter the age or physique. When a woman looks at me with an inviting smile, I am captivated. A woman who takes off her clothes for the camera gives me a special gift. And a woman who does WAM is very special indeed. I reserve my highest esteem for the WAMBABES. Any woman who gets Ariel's seal of approval is automatically golden in my book.

WAM provokes a primitive, visceral reaction that perfectly complements our (also primitive) sex drive. What could be more primitive than wallowing in mud? WAM is an exquisite way of enhancing the, already beautiful, human body. It tells a story and invites participation. WAM is Red Bull for the imagination. It explodes with inspiration and creative possibilities. I have a particular fondness for marshmallow and peanut butter, because of the way they transform as they are warmed by the body. They glisten; they smooth; they conform - almost becoming one with the body.

My user name (wamwright) derives from the term wright, which means constructive worker, such as wheelwright or playwright. I never planned to live up to that name, preferring to remain a lurker. However, I've been exposed to so much inspiration here at UMD that my creative juices are about ready to burst forth. I must go where my muse leads me. Or is that a siren? I can never tell the difference until it's too late

In the mundane world, I let my geek flag fly. I listen to podcasts on science, history and the human condition. I enjoy theatre from Broadway musicals to Shakespeare. My idea of a fun evening is to discuss core beliefs over cabernet and dark chocolate until the wee hours of the morning. I enjoy practicing random acts of kindness, because it helps create the kind of world that I want to live in. I seek to live a sexually positive life.