Just had my first romp in quarry mud last night and it was good enough that I really wanted to get it on paper before I forgot. A lot of this is my personal experience and I have some recommendations at the end if anyone gets that far. I've wanted to...

After a rough week, it was finally time to relax and enjoy the summer weather! It was a normal weekend for myself at home; no office work to deal with or company clients to appease, and my only plans were a shopping trip to purchase weekly groceries...

Me: Hey, MM, thanks for coming over. Can I get you anything to drink?(6:00pm) Muddymudder: hi, yep(6:01pm) Muddymudder: what you suggest?(6:01pm) Me: I have some water, milk, ice tea, cheap beer.(6:02pm) Me: Also, I knew you were coming, so I ba...

This is my list of messy tasks to do when I get a chance. Send me a message to add to my list! You might see some photos of the completed ones appearing on my profile and the more x-rated snaps might just make their way to your inbox ;) - Wearing on...

Two weeks ago, I had my first romp in quarry clay, and it was good enough that I needed to write about the experience. This past Sunday, I had my first romp in quarry clay with another person, and it was good enough to warrant its own narrative. Afte...

This is a "memoir" type of post; not a full fiction story or a fictionalized account of something that happened, but also not a verbatim text or report. I took a lot of short-cuts in the flow of the story, edited the dialogue as I remember it, and t...

If you read my overly long profile, you saw that as a kid, I hated wearing swimsuits and often swam in whatever I was wearing at the time (usually against my mom's wishes). My absolute favorite thing to swim in was my Belle costume, but I think that...

A Wet Grey Suit It had been one hell of a week. As Friday lunchtime approached Colin Grey sighed and switched off his computer. "Thank goodness that's it for the week", he thought. (Colin's firm worked on a flexitime basis and, so long as they work...

LADY CAROLINE GETS A NEW JOB After the weekend house party where Caroline exacted her revenge on her editor, Brian Walcott, for the way he had tricked her into covering stories that resulted in her being totally trashed with food and other substanc...

Each month, 2 celebrities will be chosen at random to get the messy treatment of the month. This month, the 2 lucky winners are TV host Cari Champion and Actress Eva Mendes! Cari takes 2 chocolate cream pies in the face, followed by a brownie batte...

Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM. Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door. Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm...

Diary of a Mud Adventurer - Part 1 I'm posting this as a blog instead of a story, partly because it is non-fiction - an account of my actual mudding adventures, and because I'll post more accounts in the future. This adventure just happened the day...

TEN MESSY CHALLENGES Colin Grey (cross-dressing splosher extraordinaire) still had one unsullied outfit in his wardrobe. It was a long-sleeved, floral dress in a red pattern with a separate frilly, pink underskirt that he had purchased it in a ch...

Me: So, where were we? I think I was going to show you my back yard, MM. Muddymudder: oh yep I was waiting a longg time to see it Me: *Putting arm around your shoulder and guiding you to the back door. Me: *As I lean down to turn the knob, my arm...

Boy, this heat lately, huh? I've been spending much of the summer with my friend Aud, a super-genius, super-sexed-up, hot little PhD with a body just like mine but different. (In recap: I'm hourglassy, big tiddies big ass narrow waist, and Aud is b...

I really love the rain, very much. I love the pitter-patter sound it makes on the roof or on my car. I love the way it looks as the raindrops make tiny splashes in puddles. I love the way the drops run down the window. I also love being outside in it...

One of the things I hate about getting messy is almost as soon as I start, I get bored and a little frustrated with it.I have no one to play with and I spend so much time trying to decide what to wear and the substance.Then it always seems like the w...

So few years ago I started getting back into sploshing when I got my first video request for it. I was more than happy to do the custom video. My first video request was for soups and cream soups with full clothes on. After that one I got more reque...

I have been having a great time making these videos for UMD but if people kept buying (if you can call it that) at zero dollars, I will be unable to kept finically affording to make UMD videos. I know if I rent a video from anywhere it would cost m...

My first foray into gunging was a solo effort in my bathroom 10 years ago. Smartly dressed with 8 buckets of natrosol, I remember my heart racing with excitement as I was getting ready for the session. The feeling of that cold, slimy liquid pouring o...

We've had so many messages wanting more of Levi's getting trashed that we've decided to bring back out Messy Cowboy in another scene in the best future. What we can't decide is what should happen to him and his Levi jeans and trucker jacket. Any su...

I am reposting my response to the thread regarding Leon of Mostwam's conviction of a sexual offence against one of his models as the thread is in offtopic and will not be seen by many people. Frankly, this is the final straw after many years experien...

Back in the 90's when Disney opened Blizzard Beach we were in Florida on a family vacation and decided to check it out even though the weather was particularly cool for that kind of activity (Last week of January) So we took the kid over and on his...

LADY CAROLINE AND THE LADY IN THE WHITE SUIT Part 1 One day Caroline was working in the production office at Life Style Magazine TV when she became conscious of someone standing by her desk. She looked up and saw it was Life Style's owner, Lord Br...

LADY CAROLINE AND THE LADY IN THE WHITE SUIT Part 2 "Virginia is an absolute bitch," Bob told Caroline. "The only reason I haven't divorced her already is that I have set up several rather complex financial deals with her name on the paperwork. On...