Boy, this heat lately, huh?

I've been spending much of the summer with my friend Aud, a super-genius, super-sexed-up, hot little PhD with a body just like mine but different. (In recap: I'm hourglassy, big tiddies big ass narrow waist, and Aud is big tiddies, smaller ass, more average waist). We both got shorter haircuts, because hair is heavy and heavy is hot, and lost some weight because who the hell can eat in this temperature. And we gave up the boozeing, because, once again, it's hot out, and wine was making us warmer and sleepier.

It has been a summer of boob-sweat, undressing whenever possible, and overstaying our welcome in air-conditioned restaurants drinking iced tea and nomming salads and fruit. The wait staff, they hate us, so we tip them large for putting up with our non-eating-eating habits.

All of this leads up to this: I'm feeling better about myself having slimmed down just a tish, Aud is feeling good about herself after slimming down just a tish, and we're both busy but have time to meet up on Saturday mornings, or for coffee once or twice a week. Which is why I'm surprised and pleased when I get a text from Aud: she's got some VRBO house for a couple of weeks with an outdoor kitchen (pizza oven!), and a pool (splash!). Though it's still crazy hot, the evenings are nice, and there are mist-ers across the patio, and would I like to come and stay for a long weekend, just us girlies?

Hell yes, I would. Now, my friends, this message from Aud is also code for "lets be nekkid all weekend and have sex whenever we want and live life for a while". (I will point out that "sex" for us covers a lot of ground: everything from "tongue races", a particular style of kissing that is, to lining up our mutual sex toys and experimenting on each other, to.. as I like to say "sex is everything from zero-to-one".)

Aud has also invited a friend of hers, who I'd met a couple of times. Michael (girl Michael not boy Michael). Aud described her to me as, "She's a hot fuckin' chick!", and gleefully too.

(I asked, "A hot fucking chick? Or a fucking hot chick? Or, is she a fucking hot fucking chick?" and Aud goes, "Yes!".)

Lemme explain. Michael is a blondie, kinda boyish body (skinny), with big eyes, soft lips, and such nice boobs like I've never seen before. At least, I should say, I like them. I'd have to guess 34C or 36C, perfect pink nips and perky, as in 'please suck me' perky. What can I say, nice cocks and nice nipples get the same attention from me. Shrug. More tom-boy than milk-maid. And I do likes me some tom-boys.

Michael, it turns out, loves my own ridiculous bod. This makes me feel good, and appreciated, which I feel like I need more frequently these days than ever.

Anyway, I arrive at the house, which is modern and big and isolated in some expensive subdivision, and Michael arrives not long after, and dinner and talk and boring, so lets skip to the next day.

Saturday. Hot. Even at 8am it's almost 90F. Fuck this, so I'm in as thin a sundress as I own, and we three are sprawled out on lounges on the patio all morning. Aud's in a thin tank and shorts, and Michael is in an bare-shoulder cotton summer dress I see a lot of in Texas. Very little underwear which leaves Aud to point out "We're the tit sisters!!

"That's the name of my next band", I quip, because that's what I do. I quip.

The temperature keeps creeping up, but we're in the shade with a large fan oscillating, and the misters silently misting. So it's not bad, but we're all aware of the heat. Iced tea, icewater, watermelon, plums... bread and cheese in a cooler. It's alright!"

Aud, being Aud and the most sexualized woman I know (more than me, and that is saying something), chirps, "I don't know about you two but I cannot keep my clothes on when it gets this hot in the summer."

Me? Of course I say, "Me either. Fuck clothes. Just bare-air, naked swim, dry off, repeat. When I get the chance anyway." Michael pointed out, "Pool is over there!".

Aud goes, "Hey Michael, did we ever tell you about our visit to the nude beach?" Michael says, "Aw! You did? Oh I'm so jealous, I have always wanted to go, at least once. Was it good?" We nodded, "Liberating. Fun. You'll have to come next time."

Bless her, Michael asks me, "Are you going again?" I nodded, "God yes. Queen nudie over here", I point to myself. Michael says, "I'm in then."

Aud pipes, "Subtle!", to Michael, "Why don't you just ask Anna to take of her clothes now? Why wait until the beach?" Michael grins, wobbles her head, and shrugs, clearly caught and a little embarrassed.

I'm flattered! Anyway, so Aud says, "Hey, ok. Lets game it up. Each of us has to say something about the other, a secret. We'll go in the round, one at a time." I said, "I'm going to keep it lascivious.". Michael goes, "I really only know Aud, but yeah sure!"

I'm up first. This is an easy one. "Ok. So Aud cannot keep her clothes on. By noon she'll be nude, and for the day."

Aud shrugs, "Of course! Ok, my turn. Michael masturbates twice a day." Michael nodded. "Thanks, thanks for that", she laughed. "But it's true!" I laughed, "What do you think about when you do?" And Michael shakes her head, "I'll tell you some other time if you're lucky, I can't share that now!". We laugh.

Anyway, it's Michael's turn. "Ok, Aud... gives the best oral I've ever had. Like, holeee god. She also likes pineapple on pizza."

Aud bows, "Aw, thank you! And yes, I do. OK, Anna, you go." I think for a second, "Hmmmm. Michael... cannot wait to see me naked. Am I right?" And Michael slaps her hands on the lounge, grinning in embarrassment. She pipes, "Oh come on, not fair! Now I'm embarrassed!"

Aud and I stare at Michael, smiling and she finally cracks. "But yeah, yeah I do!" Now I'm the one who blushes. I like this girl! I'm a sucker for an audience. I said, "Well, just you wait, I can pretty much guarantee you will get your wish." Michael clicked her tongue, and said, "Ok! Can't wait!"

Aud says, "My turn. Easy one. Anna can NOT keep her clothes on, and she also loves to get pied. Naked. As in pie in the face."

I bow, from the lounge, "I am seen! My people!" Michael's jaw drops, and she laughs. "You do?" I nodded, assuredly, "Oh yeah. Lemme have it." She asks me, "Is this your fetish?" I nodded, "Oh yeah. Huuuuge."

The two of them are grinning. Michael looks between us, and back again, "You're serious, this isn't a joke, you're not teasing me, right? You're into getting pied?"

I nod, "Yup! It's a thing." Aud jumped in, "Ok, I only wanted to play this game so I could out Anna's pie-girl fetish." I blew a kiss toward Aud, "The other side of that is how much Aud like to pie me, too. Like it's almost a fetish for you too!. Aud nodded, "Yeah, more like making people happy is my fetish. And cum really, really hard!"

I said, "Ok everyone, what's your fetish? Kinks also apply. Michael, go!" She shook her head, "Nuh uh! Not telling. But I know what I like, so.. nope!", she was clearly not going to talk about it.

Aud answered before I could ask, "I'm super dominant with women, super subby with men. That's me. Also, exhibitionist, sex enthusiast, sexplorer, and I dunno, just love to fuck! That being a broad term, because some kissing is better than fucking, so that qualifies."

I said, "You're just generally orgasmic". Aud nodded. Michael said, "You two are amazing! I love it."

We bantered like this for a while, until Aud stood up and said, "I can't take this anymore, it's too freaking hot." She very deftly got out of her tank-T and shorts and g-string (because of course) and skips off to the pool, naked. I stand up, and say, "Hey, Michael, watch this!", and I peel off my thin dress. Topless, as Michael gawks happily, I peel off my panties. And I sashay to the pool (got me some wiggle too, lemme tell ya) as I hear Michael say, "Oh, god!"

I jump into the water and holy hell it feels good. Aud is slicking back her wet hair, and I watch a now-nude Michael walk to the pool, her slim body and jiggling boobs mesmerizing me. Just as she's about to walk into the pool, I say to her, "Yummmmmm". She grins, and dives in, her nipples doubling in pertness (at least) as the water hits her body.

As she comes up from under, I embrace her and put my arms around her slim, sexy shape. She puts her arms around my neck. I say "Hi sexy!", and she says, "Hey!", and damn if that girl didn't kiss me with those soft soft lips, an expertly delivered "I will fuck you later" kiss.

We floated around, boob to boob, embraced. Aud says, "I will so enjoy watching you two have sex later!". I say, "I'm an exhibitionist at heart, I've love to have you as an audience!"

Michael, whatever coyness she had earlier gone, just said "Oh yeah." and kissed me again. Aud asked if we were up for anything. Of course, it's me, so I say "Oh yeah, anything!". Michael nods, and Aud says (And I just knew this was coming!), "Good because we're going to pie Anna.

I laughed, "Hey, wait a minute!" Aud goes on, "Oh yeah, pie in the face. Naked and pied! No mercy!" Michael gasps, and laughs, "Really?". Aud nods, "Oh really. You, me, we're gonna pie Anna. Anna gonna get pied!"

I laughed, "Now haang on a sec!" Aud kissed me on the cheek, "The more you protest, the more pies we're gonna get you with!". I said, "Oh, come on, you wouldn't!!" Aud grinned, "That more pie right there! Keep going, see where it gets you."

I looked at Michael, "Ok, come on now, you wouldn't would you?" She nodded, "Yeah, yeah I would!" and laughed. "Naked?" I asked. They both nodded and said in unison, "Naked!". I said, "Ok, ok, now wait a sec. So you two, you both, you really want to see me, and I mean me, totally nude and hit with pies?" And Michael said "When you put it that way, oh god yes!" and laughed.

"Oh my god!" I feigned dread when in fact I was really looking forward to it.

We floated around the pool for a while longer, before climbing out, air-drying bare-skinned, in the heat of the day. I couldn't get my mind off of the imminent pieing I was going to take, and off of Michael's stupidly hot naked body. Aud teased me one last time, "Big pies. Really big, big pies."

(to be continued)