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completely nude and armed with bottles of mustard, ketchup, mayo, and blue cheese dressing, I slather each condiment all over my bare skin, from my toes to my tits. As the colors blend into a wild, abstract masterpiece on my body, I scoop it all into a massive slop bucket, mixing it into a gooey, swirling concoction that makes my skin prickle with excitement. I pour the bucket all over myself and have a blast wallowing in the smelly goo Features lots of fun unscripted banter as i talk about the sensations and why i love getting messy!

Brook Logan is bound and gagged, and then deluged in gallons of porridge and other mess! She starts out furious but strips naked for some naughty fun...