As the three girls sat drinking at a pub in West London, a naughty idea started to form in Adelaide's mind. On the outside, Adelaide was everything that a proper young Englishwoman should be, but her WAM fetish and insatiable sexual appetite were wel...

(sobs between whimpers)(sobs between whimpers) It's no secret Yours Truly, a.k.a. CockySuit, is known as one of The City's most eligible bachelors. In fact, I was listed as #7 out of 10 in CITY MAGAZINE'S most recent feature story, with the promise...

SORRY CHLOE: YOU LOST! "THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Chloe exclaimed as that bucket of really cold water hit her fully in the face and on her chest. "I only got one answer wrong." "Sorry Chloe, but one wrong answer is all it took." Chloe Whitaker is my...

After what felt like weeks due to the anticipation for Katie and Emma, the ad-break had finally finished and they were soon to find out which of them would be victorious and which of them would be the laughing stock of the tennis community for years...

Hello pretty people of the internet, I bring to you a story of mud. mostly mud. A little bit of feet. Be messy, be perverts. Much love, Noel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Noel was, as usual, wandering their property looking for mu...

After washing all the remnants of pie from his bountiful pecs with my mouth, he groans, "thank you for the worship, what else can I sample"? He stands up straight and smiles at the look of my face, covered in cream and crust. I take his hand and lea...

This is a story about what can happen if you go out boating without permission. Years ago when I was in high school there was an old row boat tied up to the swimming bath jetty. Nobody knew who owned it or where it had come from. We all had thoughts...

I approach the handsome customer with a stern look on my face as he dips his finger into the pie a second time. I begin to open my mouth to protest his double dipping when he launches his creamy finger into my piehole. My lips close and clasp onto hi...

The Slippers Kingdom - Chapter 3 For the next two days Cindy and Sandro did not have the opportunity to return to the Slipper Kingdom, as they were very busy with work, settling into their new home and visiting friends and family. They had agreed no...

Lucy's back again! She's been pied with foam, pied with custard so I thought she'd best get muddy. I guess she only needs to get gunged now, I wonder if that will happen to her...? Hope you enjoy it. Katie passed her phone over to Lucy 'I was wonder...

After weeks of begging to see you again, you agree to let me come to your Super Bowl party so I can make food and serve you and your guy friends. You draw up a menu and send it to me in advance. It's suspiciously messy, but I'm desperate to see you a...

Catch up on Part 1 here: https://umd.net/stories/the-wall-of-shame-a-what-would-you-do-g SCENE 4: THE PIE FIGHT "We're here on What Would You Do, and we've had a VERY entertaining day. We have three teams vying for a brand new car, and two of them h...

A huge hat tip to Jouette and the "Chi's WAM Carnival" story, which provided inspiration for some of the physical challenges here. That story can be found at https://jouette.neocities.org/stories/carnival/ This is Part 1 of the story. For Part 2: ht...

Happy New Year man! My imagination goes wild at this time of year and I have this scenario that has been playing in my head since last night, maybe cuz I was at a party with a few hot guys around and there were dips and desserts, no pies, but enough...

Despite my head and hair being spared from most of the white gunge in the last round, having the rest of my body fully immersed in it meant that this shower took longer than I expected. I kept glancing over to the pile of clothes I'd taken out from t...

Happy Feet by Nolan Vancey There was never a dull moment at Alphonse Shoes, thought Gregory Grandjany as he opened the cage that covered the storefront, signifying that the boutique was open for business. The bakery next door had been open for hours...

It was a little bit embarrassing having lost the first two games of the day. As I stood in the shower, taking off the gunge-soaked Christmas jumper, I felt the need to win the next game no matter what. I knew that if I lost the first four rounds, I w...

Chris bounded back on stage, carrying a pile of towels. As he crossed the stage, he handed one to each of the guys, so they could dry off. While dressed the same way as before, and still without trousers, he had clearly changed into a clean suit. He...

The 4 guys made their way to the showers on the stage. Each shower had a frosted glass door in front of it, but no partitions in between. The end result, as the guys walked through the doors, was that they could see each other clearly. Each of the sh...

"Hey Erica! I've got a job you might be interested in. Its for a chocolate company, some new tv commercial. They specifically requested pale skin and black hair, so are willing to pay a bit extra for you..." Erica looked up from the email. There ha...

Decided to upload my less explicit stories from reddit to here for the sake of preservation. Enjoy! Zoe pulled off her t-shirt and jeans, and stepped into the vinyl catsuit resting at her feet. It crinkled as she pulled it up her legs, then over her...

A 4th of July Sequel: Brooke and Bobby Battle at the Pool "Wow, you really know how to throw a party, Brooke," I said as I picked up a monstrous chocolate cream pie. Brooke Maddison, my dear friend, had invited me over to her place on this Saturd...

First time completely messy Names changed It's Friday afternoon. I'm lying in bed and scrolling through Reddit when I get a message from you: "Well, are you looking forward to tonight? ;)". My heart jumps and beats faster with excitement for a few...

It was a beautiful warm sunny day as Jason woke up and was excited to see how the office Christmas party was going to go. After Jason and Ashley had gotten together there a couple weeks ago they were basically inseparable at least virtually. They wer...

The Slippers Kingdom part 1 Sandro had just moved into an old isolated farmhouse in the countryside, not far from the village. It hadn't cost much, and he knew there would be a lot of work to do. At 26 years old, he was happy to have been able to b...