It was a hot summer day in 1995, and the sun was beating down on the amusement park. The crowds of people were swarming the park, looking for ways to cool off. That's when a group of friends, Sarah, Julia, and Michelle, stumbled upon Racing Rivers, t...

It was the summer of 1988, and the amusement park was buzzing with excitement. The newest addition to the park, Racing Rivers, had just opened its doors to the public. The water ride featured two water slides, Pharaoh's Falls and The Watersnake, that...

It was after the first hour of a raucous Monday Night Raw that all of the lights in the arena dimmed. After a long pause, and a silent anticipation from the crowd, Stephanie McMahon appeared on the big screen, and the crowd came unglued at the site o...

The Slippers kingdom - chapter 6 They walked through the forest toward the village. John walked beside his wife Jane, and said to her: "Finally, it's very nice to walk in slippers! It's very nice. We should do this all the time." And she replied: "Y...

It was not the way Ryan Walsh ever imagined that they would say goodbye. Yet he knew that, for better or worse, it would form their final and most lasting memory of each other. As he followed the long, straight walkway into Cornell University's pic...

It's worth noting that this story comes from a very hashed out teenage fantasy of mine that I've tried my best to put a proper prose spin on it. It started life a lot less polished as I'm sure you can imagine; little more than something to quickly te...

I'd open the door and allow the tall stranger inside, within seconds he's removed his coat, shirt and pants. He's a lumber jack of a fella, wide shoulders, hairy beard, massive arms, pounding chest and thick thighs. He smiles and looks at the messy d...

Finally, the time had come. Savannah had been prepping all day. She had the house to herself all weekend and spent most of her Saturday setting up the inflatable pool and masking the entire garage from floor to ceiling in plastic sheets as well as a...

As the three girls sat drinking at a pub in West London, a naughty idea started to form in Adelaide's mind. On the outside, Adelaide was everything that a proper young Englishwoman should be, but her WAM fetish and insatiable sexual appetite were wel...

(sobs between whimpers)(sobs between whimpers) It's no secret Yours Truly, a.k.a. CockySuit, is known as one of The City's most eligible bachelors. In fact, I was listed as #7 out of 10 in CITY MAGAZINE'S most recent feature story, with the promise...

SORRY CHLOE: YOU LOST! "THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Chloe exclaimed as that bucket of really cold water hit her fully in the face and on her chest. "I only got one answer wrong." "Sorry Chloe, but one wrong answer is all it took." Chloe Whitaker is my...

After what felt like weeks due to the anticipation for Katie and Emma, the ad-break had finally finished and they were soon to find out which of them would be victorious and which of them would be the laughing stock of the tennis community for years...

Hello pretty people of the internet, I bring to you a story of mud. mostly mud. A little bit of feet. Be messy, be perverts. Much love, Noel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Noel was, as usual, wandering their property looking for mu...

After washing all the remnants of pie from his bountiful pecs with my mouth, he groans, "thank you for the worship, what else can I sample"? He stands up straight and smiles at the look of my face, covered in cream and crust. I take his hand and lea...

This is a story about what can happen if you go out boating without permission. Years ago when I was in high school there was an old row boat tied up to the swimming bath jetty. Nobody knew who owned it or where it had come from. We all had thoughts...

I approach the handsome customer with a stern look on my face as he dips his finger into the pie a second time. I begin to open my mouth to protest his double dipping when he launches his creamy finger into my piehole. My lips close and clasp onto hi...

The Slippers Kingdom - Chapter 3 For the next two days Cindy and Sandro did not have the opportunity to return to the Slipper Kingdom, as they were very busy with work, settling into their new home and visiting friends and family. They had agreed no...

Lucy's back again! She's been pied with foam, pied with custard so I thought she'd best get muddy. I guess she only needs to get gunged now, I wonder if that will happen to her...? Hope you enjoy it. Katie passed her phone over to Lucy 'I was wonder...

After weeks of begging to see you again, you agree to let me come to your Super Bowl party so I can make food and serve you and your guy friends. You draw up a menu and send it to me in advance. It's suspiciously messy, but I'm desperate to see you a...

Catch up on Part 1 here: https://umd.net/stories/the-wall-of-shame-a-what-would-you-do-g SCENE 4: THE PIE FIGHT "We're here on What Would You Do, and we've had a VERY entertaining day. We have three teams vying for a brand new car, and two of them h...

A huge hat tip to Jouette and the "Chi's WAM Carnival" story, which provided inspiration for some of the physical challenges here. That story can be found at https://jouette.neocities.org/stories/carnival/ This is Part 1 of the story. For Part 2: ht...

Happy New Year man! My imagination goes wild at this time of year and I have this scenario that has been playing in my head since last night, maybe cuz I was at a party with a few hot guys around and there were dips and desserts, no pies, but enough...

Despite my head and hair being spared from most of the white gunge in the last round, having the rest of my body fully immersed in it meant that this shower took longer than I expected. I kept glancing over to the pile of clothes I'd taken out from t...

Happy Feet by Nolan Vancey There was never a dull moment at Alphonse Shoes, thought Gregory Grandjany as he opened the cage that covered the storefront, signifying that the boutique was open for business. The bakery next door had been open for hours...

It was a little bit embarrassing having lost the first two games of the day. As I stood in the shower, taking off the gunge-soaked Christmas jumper, I felt the need to win the next game no matter what. I knew that if I lost the first four rounds, I w...