Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures



Chapter 12: Revenge



After Alexa Bliss's shocking title defense against Asuka, Alexa decided to rest up and skip Smackdown this week, which left Sasha all on her own. Sasha strutted into Smackdown with the Smackdown Women's title on her shoulder. Sasha is wearing a white croptop and matching white pants.


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Sasha strutted into catering where many employees, crew members, and talent looked at her with a glare. Asuka was really respected by everyone in the company. Many of the talent and crew were concerned about the well-being of the Empress since there had not been any updates on her.condition since Raw. Sasha could not care less about Asuka. She was happy that she and Alexa were on top of the division. Granted, Becky returned on Raw and looks like she would be gunning for Alexa. However that shouldn't be an issue since Sasha would be in Alexa's corner and Becky's obnoxiousness the past few years had made her a lot of enemies. Asuka would have possibly been an ally to Becky, but Alexa and Sasha took care of that problem.


Sasha goes to get a cup of coffee when all off a sudden she hears a loud bang, feels a sudden pain in her back and collapses to the ground. She looks up to see Naomi holding a steel chair. "Payback time, bitch." Naomi says as she tosses the chair aside, jumps on top of a prone Sasha, and starts reigning down punches on the Smackdown Women's Champion. Naomi was wearing a black top and blue jeans


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People avoided getting involved because they wanted to see Sasha get comeuppance for what happened to Asuka. Naomi was very angry to see what Sasha and Alexa did to her girlfriend, Asuka. Naomi was seeing red as she kept pounding away at the Smackdown Women's Champion. Naomi eventually relents and looks toward the dessert table. Naomi goes to the table and grabs a circular chocolate cake.


Zelina Vega who was looking on wearing her red and black gear had a giant smile on her face.


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Zelina always loved the drama in the women's locker room. She knew that Sasha and Naomi had a rocky past. Sasha and Naomi were a part of a trio together when Sasha first debuted on the main roster. However, Naomi turned on Sasha a few months later. Naomi thought that Sasha was getting to big for her boots. Zelina had to agree that Sasha had a huge ego which annoyed most of the main roster. However, Zelina also admired that Sasha was willing to do anything it takes to get to the top. Zelina laughed as she saw Naomi on top of Sasha whaling down strikes. She was disappointed when Naomi got off Sasha because she wanted to see the violence continue.


Zelina started watching Sasha crawl toward her on all fours. Sasha, looking for anything or anyone to grab a hold of, grabbed onto Zelina helped pull herself up. Sasha and Zelina looked into each other's eyes for a brief moment. Sasha couldn't believe that this latina jobber had the nerve to laugh at her state. Sasha turns around to see where Naomi is at, only to see Naomi winding back with a chocolate cake in her hand. Naomi launches the cake at Sasha's face, but thanks to her quick reflexes, Sasha ducks out of the way and the cake strikes Zelina right in the face. Zelina's face is turned into a dark shade of brown as cake and frosting immediately drop down onto Zelina's top.


Zelina stands there stunned and slowly wipes the cake and frosting from her eyes. Naomi looks at Zelina. "Oh Zelina, I am so sorry" Zelina looks at her fuming. Sasha all of a sudden delivers a forearm to Naomi's back. Sasha grabs Naomi by the back of her pants and throws her over a table. Naomi collides and flips over the table and landed on the ground with a huge thud. "Looks like I got revenge for you." Sasha says taking her finger across Zelina's face and licking the cake off her finger. Sasha turns back around and sees Naomi launching off a table and nailing a crossbody on Sasha. Naomi then gets back on top and starts punching Sasha again.


Natalya, who was wearing her red and black bodysuit style ring gear, was also watching the brawl between Sasha and Naomi escalate. Natalya has been a part of WWE for over 15 years. She is thought of as a locker room leader by most of the women's division. Natalya decided she needed to be a leader and end this fight. "Hey, you two, enough is enough." Natalya shoves Naomi off of Sasha. Sasha quickly gets up and tries to go after Naomi, but she quickly gets held back by Natalya.


Naomi goes over and grabs a large carton of strawberry yogurt. Sasha settles down as Natalya let's her go. Naomi squeezes the carton and sends a stream of yogurt flying towards the Boss. Sasha sees the stream of strawberry yogurt flying towards her and quickly dodges the stream. Natalya who was behind Sasha gets pelted in the face and hair by the yogurt. Natalya groans in disgust as yogurt drops off her face and onto her enhanced cleavage.


"Oh Nattie, I am so sorry." Naomi says as she gets a napkin to help Natalya wipe her face. As she places her hand on the table to grab a napkin, Sasha climbs on the table and stomps on Naomi's hand. Naomi stumbles away from the table and Sasha leaps off the table and hits Naomi with a meteora.


Sasha looks at the catering table and sees a huge punchbowl filled with spaghetti with sauce. Sasha tries to lift the bowl up but it is too heavy. Naomi punches Sasha in the back and then bounces Sasha's head off the table. Sasha's head is hovering over the spaghetti. Naomi grabs the back of Sasha's neck and tries to dunk her head into the spaghetti. Sasha struggles and eventually elbows Naomi in the ribs. Naomi screams in pain and releases Sasha from her grip. Sasha is still dazed and stumbles away from the table.


Doudrop is a rookie who just made her debut on the main roster. She was under the tutelage of Eva Marie. However unable to deal with Eva's ego, she requested a trade to Smackdown. Doudrop was wearing her normal blue bodysuit.


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Sasha stumbles right into the lap of Doudrop. Doudrop tries to show respect for the Champion by helping her up. Naomi lifts up the giant bowl of spaghetti and flings the spaghetti towards Sasha. trying to ruin Sasha's white outfit. Sasha sees this coming and uses Doudrop as a shield. Doudrop turns around and gets completely covered in spaghetti. Doudrop's face and hair get completely covered by noodles and sauce. Tomato sauce starts dripping down the inside of her bodysuit.


"What the fuck?" Doudrop says in her thick Scottish accent. Doudrop wipes her eyes. Sasha comes out from behind Doudrop and tries to strike Naomi. Naomi and Sasha continue to brawl. Naomi nails a strong strike on Sasha which sends her stumbling back. Naomi quickly goes to the dessert table and grabs a lemon meringue cream pie and tosses it at Sasha. Sasha sees it coming and once again dodges it.


Sonya Deville, who is the GM of the women's division, hears a racket coming from the catering room. She is wearing her red suit and rushes into the catering room.
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"What the hell is going ahh" Sonya is all of a sudden hit with the lemon cream pie that was thrown by Naomi. Cream, crust and lemon filling drop down onto the jacket, vest, and dress shirt of Sonya. Sonya wipes her eyes and looks at Zelina with cake in her face, Natalya with yogurt in her face and hair, and Doudrop with spaghetti and sauce all over her.
"What happened to you three?" Sonya says as she grabbed a napkin to clean herself up a bit. "It's all Naomi's fault. She attacked me for no reason." Sasha screamed as she approached Sonya. "I wanted to get back at you and Alexa for what you did to Asuka." Naomi tries to rush toward Sasha again.


"I will suspend you if you take another step toward Sasha." Sonya says as she raises her hand at Naomi. "Why do you care so much about Asuka anyway. You would think she was your girlfriend or something." Sonya added. Naomi blushed and looked down while Sonya asked again what happened to Zelina, Natalya, and Doudrop. They all pointed their fingers at Naomi. After talking to all three, Sonya came up with a bright idea to punish Naomi.
"Ok. Here is what's going to happen. Tonight, Naomi will compete in a 3 on 1 handicap elimination match against Zelina, Natalya, and Doudrop." Sonya says with a smirk on her face. Sasha laughs and Naomi says, "That's not fair." Sonya raises her finger. "I wasn't finish. Naomi, if you win the match, you will get a championship match against Sasha at Extreme Rules."


"What? How can you do this?" Sasha yells at Sonya. Sonya gets up in Sasha's face. "You are just as responsible as she is," Sonya yells back at Sasha. Sonya then whispers in Sasha's ear. "Just trust me on this. She isn't going to win." Sonya then fake yells at Sasha "Get out of here before more trouble happens." Sonya demanded at Sasha. Sasha stared daggers at Naomi before picking up her title and leaving the catering area. Sonya also stares at Naomi. "You are on thin ice. You better stay in line if you want to continue working here." Sonya exclaims before leaving the catering area as well.


Naomi stares at Sonya and thinks deeply about what she said. Naomi then turns around to see Zelina, Natalya, and Doudrop all staring menacingly at her. Zelina all of sudden strikes Naomi to knock her down. The three women put the boots to Naomi. Doudrop runs up and hits a giant splash on Naomi almost breaking her ribs. Doudrop picks up Naomi. "Hey. Dou, give her to me." Doudrop then puts Naomi on Natalya's shoulders in a powerbomb position. Natalya, Zelina, and Doudrop carry her over to an empty table. "Payback's a bitch, Naomi" Natalya says as she powerbombs Naomi through a table with assistance from Zelina and Doudrop. "See you out there, Naomi." Zelina says as Doudrop laughs and three women leave the catering room to prepare for the match. Naomi stares up to the sky wondering how she is going to defeat the odds.


1 hour later


Zelina Vega's music hits and Zelina, Natalya, and Doudrop all enter at the same time with scowls on their faces. All three still had food on their face, hair, and gear. Zelina wanted revenge for the chocolate cake in the face. Natalya wanted revenge for the strawberry yogurt squirted in her face. Doudrop wanted to get revenge for the spaghetti sliming she received at the hands of Naomi. All three acts were incidental, but they didn't care. Naomi needed to pay. Revenge was on their mind as the three women entered the ring and waited for Naomi to come out.


Naomi came out wearing her neon and gray gear.


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Naomi slowly walked to the ring with a determined look on her face. She knew that she screwed up by getting all three women messy, but she wanted revenge for the triple powerbomb through the table. Naomi knew that if she could overcome the odds that she would get a title match against Sasha. Then she would be able to get revenge for her and her girl Asuka by taking that title off of Sasha. Naomi entered the ring and stared down all three women, showing no fear at all.


The ref was about to call for the bell to ring when Sonya Deville's music plays and the GM of the women's division walked out. "Ladies. I forgot to tell you something. This match is going to be a no disqualification match. Also I am going to give you a few things that you can use as you wish." Sonya signaled for a few members of the catering team to bring out two tables that were filled with pies, cakes, a trifle, and a couple buckets of messy substances.
Sonya smiled at Naomi knowing she stacked even more odds against Naomi. Sonya also wanted to get revenge for the lemon meringue cream pie in the face by Naomi. Sonya walks backstage. Naomi just shakes her had at Sonya walking to the back. Naomi knew that Sonya would have another trick up her sleeve. Naomi had her back turned toward her three opponents. Zelina quickly sneaked out of the ring to get a strawberry cream pie. Natalya gets a cake completely covered in blue frosting. Doudrop then gets a bucket of vanilla cake batter.


The bell rings. Naomi quickly turns around and Zelina nails Naomi with a strawberry cream pie in the face. Naomi moans and blindly starts swinging punches at Zelina. Zelina easily steps out of the way. Natalya then uses her blue cake and smashes it into Naomi's face. Natalya then rubs the cake into Naomi's beautiful hair. "Oh you bit-" Naomi stops as she feels vanilla cake batter being poured over her head by Doudrop. "Oh my god." Naomi says as she wipes her eyes.


Natalya takes this opportunity to reach down the back of Naomi's tights. Natalya grabs onto the back of Naomi's black thong and pulls up hard and gives her a wedgie. "Owww." Naomi says as she runs trying to get away from Natalya. Natalya keeps holding onto her thong and they keep running around in circles. Zelina gets a vanilla pudding pie and stands on the apron and holds the pie out and Naomi runs face first into the vanilla pie and Naomi falls right onto her back.


Doudrop picks Naomi off the ground and throws her by the back of her shorts and throws Naomi into the ringpost. Naomi is bent over in the ropes. Natalya takes out a singapore cane and swings it right into Naomi's ass. "Owww" Naomi screams as Natalya repeatedly smacks Natalya in the ass with the cane. Naomi stumbles through the ropes and outside the ring to get away from the torture.



Doudrop picks Naomi up from the ground and sees a giant trifle on the dessert table. Doudrop takes the back of Naomi's head and pushes her face into the trifle. Naomi has trouble breathing as Doudrop rubs Naomi's face in the trifle. Doudrop lifts Naomi's face from the trifle. "Give up, Naomi" Doudrop says to a barely conscious Naomi. "Never" Naomi says in defiance. Naomi is not giving up the chance to get revenge on Sasha that easy. Doudrop puts Naomi's face back into the trifle and tries to drown Naomi. Doudrop spends a minute trying to get Naomi to quit. It becomes apparent that Naomi is not going to quit. Doudrop tosses Naomi to the side and Naomi falls to the ground. Doudrop wanting to take Naomi out and make an impact grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up on the barricade. Doudrop then drags Naomi and sits her up against the table. Doudrop walks away so she can get a running start. Naomi opens her eyes and figures out her situation as Doudrop runs right at her. Naomi rolls away and Doudrop crashes through the table. The crowd goes crazy as Doudrop lays there unconscious and tangled in the broken table. Zelina goes and tries to check on her tag partner.


Naomi stands up but is immediately laid out by a rolling clothesline by Natalya. Natalya grabs Naomi and throws her into the ring. Natalya then puts Naomi in the sharpshooter. Naomi is in a lot of pain and tries to avoid the urge to tap out. Naomi crawls her way to the ropes. Unfortunately there are no rope breaks, so Naomi has to crawl out of the ring to break the hold. Natalya's neck hits the top rope as Naomi falls out of the ring. Natalya holds onto her neck in pain. Naomi sees a blueberry cream pie on a dessert table and grabs it. Natalya soothes the pain in her neck briefly and tries to go back on the attack on Naomi. She sees Naomi on the floor and tries to reach down from the apron to grab Naomi. Naomi then takes the blueberry pie and smashes it into Natalya's face. Natalya is blinded by blue cream and stumbles back into the ring. Naomi gets back into the ring and takes the opportunity to roll up Natalya.


"123 Natalya is eliminated."


The crowd goes crazy as Natalya stays in the ring stunned. Natalya sits there stunned for a few seconds before she leaves the ring stunned.


Zelina was tending to the Doudrop when she had heard that Doudrop got eliminated. "Come on Doudrop get up already." Zelina says as she slaps Doudrop awake finally. After realizing that Doudrop was conscious, Zelina quickly enters the ring and does a Thesz press on Naomi and then she reigns down punches on Naomi. Doudrop groggily gets into the ring. "Come on Doudrop. Hit your splash." Zelina says as she holds onto Naomi's arms so she can't move out of the way. Doudrop runs off the ropes and goes for the splash. Naomi uses her leg strength to move out of the way of the splash and at the same time move Zelina in the way of the splash.

Doudrop inadvertently splashes on Zelina's back leaving them both knocked out.
Naomi goes out of the ring and gets a bucket filled with chocolate pudding. Naomi gets into the ring as Doudrop is on her knees. "This is payback for the cake batter." Naomi says as she dumps the bucket of chocolate pudding on top of Doudrop. Doudrop moans as Naomi leaves the bucket right on top of Doudrop's head leaving her blinded. Naomi then gets up and hits the Rear View on the bucket-covered head of Doudrop. Naomi covers Doudrop. "123"


Doudrop has been eliminated.


Doudrop rolls out of the ring with the bucket still on her head. Zelina quickly gets up and hits a hurricanrana on Naomi leaving Naomi on her back. Zelina starts to panic as she realizes that she is all on her own. Zelina then grins realizing that the match is no DQ. She looks over to see Doudrop still at ringside. Zelina thought that she would have Doudrop do her bidding. Zelina goes out of the ring to help Doudrop get the bucket off of her head. Doudrop is blinded but feels someone attacking her. Doudrop thinks it is Naomi so she picks up Zelina and realizes she is next to the dessert table. Doudrop then delivers a devastating Samoan drop to Zelina through the dessert table. Zelina ends up completely covered in pie and cake. Doudrop picks up Zelina and throws her into the ring thinking it was Naomi and that Zelina would pick the bones. Naomi sees Zelina unconscious in the ring, but decides to add the punishment by going to the corner and performing a springboard split legged moonsault on Zelina and covers her.


"123" The bell rings. The winner of the match: Naomi." Naomi stands up and the referee raises her hand. The crowd goes crazy and Naomi smiles realizing that she is going to get her shot at Sasha. She has a chance to end the power trip that Sasha and Alexa were on. Naomi has a chance to redeem her newfound love in Asuka and get revenge fie what Sasha and Alexa did to Asuka. Naomi was so excited. However that excitement was short-lived as she felt cold hard steel hit her back.


Naomi falls to the ground and looks up and sees Sasha holding a steel chair in her hand. Sasha then winds up and hits Naomi in the skull with a chair, knocking Naomi out. Sasha was devoid of the normal swagger she usually had. Sasha was pissed. She had no desire to defend her title against Naomi at Extreme Rules. Sasha then thought maybe she wouldn't have to defend her title if Naomi wouldn't be able to show up. Sasha places the chair underneath Naomi's skull. Sasha goes outside the ring to grab another chair. Sasha then enters back in the ring and stands over Naomi. Shades of what she and Alexa did to Asuka, Sasha winds up and tries to nail a conchairto on Naomi when she feels someone tug on her shoulder.

Sasha turns around and sees Becky Lynch who is wearing a leather jacket, leather pants and a "THE MAN" t shirt, holding a circular vanilla cake.


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Becky Lynch winds up and and smashes the cake in Sasha's face blinding the Boss. Becky then takes the chair out of Sasha's hands and nails Sasha in the abdomen with the top of the chair and then hitting her in the back, sending Sasha down to the ground. Naomi hands Becky a microphone. The crowd chants for Becky before quieting down when Becky starts talking.


"Oh Sasha, Sasha, Sasha, I expected more from you. You used to be the Boss, but now you are nothing more than Alexa's bitch. That's so sad." Becky says looking down at Sasha. Becky then stares at the hardcam before continuing her promo. "Alexa, I know you are watching. You are really trying to tear down everything people like me, Naomi, Bayley, Asuka, Charlotte, and hell even Sasha spent the past seven years building up. It is fitting that you are using cream pies to humiliate everyone because God knows how many creampies it took to make you climb up the top of the women's division to begin with." The crowd ohs at that sick burn as Becky continues with her promo.


"You tried to tear this division down while I was away. Well, guess what I am back now. I want back the title that I never lost to begin with. In fact, I want you to submit all the power you have gained these past few months. At Extreme Rules, it will be Alexa Bliss vs Becky Lynch for the Raw Women's Championship in an I Quit Match" Becky says as the crowd goes crazy for the match announcement. Becky hands the mic to Naomi to announce her stipulation.


"Sasha. Beating you in the ring is not enough. I want to beat you all over the arena. So at Extreme Rules, it will be Sasha Banks vs Naomi for the Smackdown Women's Championship in a Falls Count Anywhere Match." Naomi says as she looks down at a dazed Sasha. Becky nods at the match announcement and looks down and sees only two whipped cream pies left on a dessert table. Becky goes outside and grabs the two pies.


Becky reenters the ring and hands one of the pies to Naomi. Naomi looks down at Sasha on all fours. Naomi smiles. "On Sunday you are getting an ass whopping, but tonight you are getting your Just Desserts." Naomi smashes her pie right in Sasha's face while at the same time Becky delivers her pie right into Sasha's ass. Sasha collapses to the ground in a heap.
Becky politely takes the mic from Naomi. "Hey Alexa. I hoped you enjoyed those cream pies we gave your partner. Because those maybe the final ones you see for a long time. On Sunday, honor will be restored to the Women's division." Becky Lynch's music plays as Smackdown goes off the air.


The End.