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Holidays in Cyprus--Scene 13
Story by Messy Irinax
Posted 12/22/22     485 views
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Later on this eventful Sunday as the afternoon stretches on this Limassol beach we find Vanessa the Cyprus office receptionist and stooge enjoying time away from the office. Vanessa is in her beige and white striped swimsuit drinking a cocktail and reading in the still warm sun. Vanessa's weekend has been quiet which was much needed after her double humiliation on Friday.

Some little way away is Yana our receptionist from Moscow, walking along the beach. Yana is still feeling good about her humiliation of her old boss Elena the day before! This was just the start her trip to Cyprus needed! Yana is wearing her pail pink one piece swimsuit and her curvy figure drawing its usual admiring glances. Yana thinks about what to do tomorrow, it's Monday so she could go to the Cyprus office. Not just to say hi but also to work out how she was going to fulfil her big holiday ambition - messing up Vanessa. Yana is confident she can find an opportunity. Vanessa may not be quite the stooge Ira was but it was close! Vanessa's Cyprus colleagues seemed to find plenty of opportunities to playfully humiliate her, it must be possible for Yana as well!

Vanessa meanwhile gets a notification on her phone from the 'Splat' app which means someone she knows has been posted on it. Vanessa opens her phone to see Marianna has posted but the video has both Ira and Maria tagged which is why Vanessa gets the notification. Vanessa starts to watch the video and is delighted at how it develops! First Ira gets messed up - always good and then Maria and a girl Vanessa does not know mess each other up! "Wow Ira really gets it there." Mutters Vanessa and she goes for the 'Watch Again' option.

However Vanessa's attention to her phone means she does not notice Yana come round the corner of the cafe! Yana however sees Vanessa! Yana stands for a few moments in disbelief at her good fortune to find Vanessa! And Vanessa is wearing a swimsuit that cries out for mess! Yana comes back to herself and quickly retreats round the corner.

Yana takes in her surroundings. On hand is a useful looking cafe with a wide variety of messy looking foods. Yana starts to examine the selection and trying to get this humiliation done on a reasonable budget. The owner of the cafe is Anna a slim redheaded woman from France, in her early forties who loves her cafe even if it is a struggle to make money. Anna spots Yana, it's not hard, Yana in her tight swimsuit which showcases her amazing figure is difficult to ignore! Anna is a clever owner and easily spots Yana as someone looking for 'ammunition'. Anna's first thought is this will be useful sales on what has been a bit of a slow day but her second thought takes her back to what she was thinking about last evening, which was how she needed to embrace the whole social media marketing thing and get her humble (but excellent cafe) on the main social media platforms but in particular Instagram and Splat! Anna knew that the most successful route to social media fame was a regular supply of posts of messy humiliation of attractive women and even better if there could be a theme or a story to these.

This loose plan came back to Anna as she looks at Yana in her tight swimsuit and tossing her long air around in a way sure to attract attention. Perhaps there is some way to get this beauty to be her social media star?

Yana in the meantime is realising that her tight holiday budget badly limited her ability to get the right amount of messy food to really humiliate Vanesa in a proper way. Yana is trying to work out the best combination of mess available to her budget when Anna steps over to her.

"Hi, I'm Anna, the cafe owner. Welcome to Cafe Tort! Can I help you maybe? Did you have a target in mind?"

"Oh, how did you know I am looking for something to mess someone up?" Laughs Yana.

"Well, with your figure your clearly don't eat much of this sort of thing! And you are picking the best value mess items! What is your name?"

"Oh it's Yana. I'm here on holiday for a while! I must confess there is a work colleague I am very keen to make a mess of and I have just seen her outside. I was hoping to ambush her! But it will have to be a smaller ambush than I wanted as I don't have much money."

Excellent, thinks Anna.

"What fun!" Says Anna we do have some great items for those looking for mess as well as taste! Perhaps I could help? Where is your intended victim?"

"I think you can see her from this window" Yana moves over and peeps out of the window and sure enough Vanesa is still there on her sun lounger. Anna follows Yana's glance and has no trouble seeing Vanesa in her tight, stipey one piece swimsuit pushing her hands through her hair as she glances round.

"My word, what a worthy target!" Agrees Anna "She must have an active social media account for sure"

"Oh yes!" Agrees Yana, now hopeful of getting a discount on the cafe's food. Vanesa is huge on 'Splat!' In particular."

"What's her profile name?" Asks Anna taking out her phone.

"Twopievanesa!" Answers Yana. Anna finds the profile quickly and her eyes widen as she sees the numbers of followers Vanesa has and the number of posts with her tagged. It's clear that Vanesa is one of those girls mess happens to very often!

"Wow" says Anna "she certainly gets it a lot!"

"For sure! But I have never messed her up myself!" Explains Yana.

"I see. What is your profile on 'Splat!'?" Asks Anna.

Yana hesitates a little but she really wants this woman's help so she answers "FlanflingerYana' "

Anna finds Yana's profile quickly "Oh you are pretty famous yourself!"

"True" blushes Yana, "I work in a very messy work culture"

"I can see" murmurs Anna swiping through Yana's tagged posts. There is more of a balance her of giving and receiving but still more receiving and a very healthy follower base.

"So."Yana says hesitantly "Is there a chance of a discount to help me out getting Vanesa?"

Anna pauses for a moment and then decides to go for her pitch "Well I have a deal to propose Yana. I really need to get some posts on social media. So I will donate whatever you need to make as spectacular a mess of Vanesa as possible but the cafe gets tagged and I get to post the video first. I will film the video in fact."

Yana's eyes widen. This is much better than she had dared to hope. A little too good to be true. "Is that all?"

"Well, Once Vanesa is done I'd like you to do a quick advert for the cafe for me to post"

Ah thinks Yana "I guess that would involve me wearing some of the cafe goods?"

"Well.. yes it would" agrees Anna.

Yana considers. She is pretty sure that she will be pretty messy by the end of this 'advert' but she really, really wants to get Vanesa. "Well. Ok. But you get me a taxi back to my hotel and if I need more help to get my colleagues here messy you will help out!"

This is music to Anna's ears! Just what she needs a series of posts! And if her glance at Yana's profile was right this will generate huge traffic!

"Well, ok!" Agrees Anna "Let's get down to choosing what you need for Vanesa before she decides to go home!"

Anna and Yana set to the selection with Anna advising what has worked well in the mess line from her menu in the past.

A few minutes later Yana and Anna emerge from the cafe pushing a covered trolly. They are careful to take a roundabout route to come up behind Vanesa. Vanesa is still oblivious to this plan being set against her dignity! Vanesa has enjoyed her afternoon, it has been relaxing and peaceful and a nice contrast to all the drama of the last week but soon it will be time to go home.

The path at the back of the beach makes it easy to push the trolley fairly quietly up close to Vanesa! But there is really no cause for concern, Vanesa has AirPods in her ears listening to music. Once the trolley is close enough Anna gets out her phone and starts the video. Anna, a keen fan of French cinema is a talented hand with the phone as well as a stealthy operator. Anna manages to get a shot of Vanesa stretched out on her sun lounger smiling watching something on her phone.

Vanesa finishes her clip, an old favourite of a food fight between Jennifer Aniston and Margot Robbie and decides it's time to go. Vanesa slowly stands up and stretches her hands up over her head, all this is still being captured by Anna. Yana is crouched down behind the trolly her eyes wide in anticipation. Vanesa's back is a bit stiff, she bends over double to stretch it out! Anna captures this including a close up of Vanesa's perfect bottom! Vanesa stands back up and takes a deep breath while stretching her arms out!

Anna without losing focus gives Yana the nod! Yana is ready! In each of her hands is a blueberry and cream meringue special! Anna captures Vanesa full length as Yana steps smoothly up behind her and sandwiches her head between the two huge desserts! The pies envelop Vanesa's head, only the ends of her blonde hair stick out of the ball of white and blue mess!

Just as planned Vanesa whirls round even though she cannot see anything at the moment! Yana takes the next selection from the trolly, a huge jug of lime syrup sauce! Anna is careful to ensure she has a clear view of Yana pulling open Vanesa's swimsuit and pouring the green opaque syrup sauce over each of Vanesa's boobs, the front of her swimsuit quickly turns a slimy green as the sauce makes its way down it. Vanesa is making a fairly loud groaning noise now while trying to clear her sight.

Yana moves onto taking the two freshly shaken, still cold cans of whipped cream. Yana sticks a nozzle up the front of each of Vanesa's swimsuit leg holes and pushes the triggers as hard as she can. The sound of the cream whooshing into Vanesa's swimsuits combines with the yelp from Vanesa as the cold cream spreads over her hips and between her legs! Anna is moving slowly and smoothly to ensure she captures it all.

Vanesa has just about got her sight back so Yana lets her have a set custard tart in the face to keep control! The deep splat of impact captured clearly on video! Yana is beaming as she turns Vanesa around so her back is facing Anna and the camera. Yana bends Vanesa over as Vanesa mutters "Oh no". Once Vanesa is bent right over Yana takes a huge jug of the lime syrup sauce in each hand and pours them both over Vanesa's bottom! The sauce quickly covers Vanesa's behind and goes onto cover her back and to cover the backs of her thighs! Yana does not pause in the plan, she picks up two huge lemon meringue pies and slaps them in turn on Vanesa's bottom and carefully rubs them around mixing the pies into the sauce!

Slowly Vanesa stands back up, she seems much more accepting of her fate now as Yana gets the large bowl of the cafe's speciality trifle and puts it over Vanesa's head! Anna zooms in for a head shot as a gleeful Yana twists the bowl to and from and trifle slides down all sides of Vanesa's head. To finish Yana makes a cone of whipped cream on Vanesa's head and plants a single cherry on it's very top.

Anna and Yana retreat, Yana pushing the trolly with Anna getting a shot of the stoic Vanesa standing as mess slides down her, forming streams as it moves down her thighs.

After a moment Vanesa slowly wipes her eyes, gather her stuff and starts the slow sticky walk home!

From the corner of the cafe Anna and Yana watch her go.

"Incredible!" Anna exclaims! "She is such a great mess up!"

"I told you" says Yana who is euphoric to have fulfilled her wish to mess Vanesa. "Did you get it all" Yana nods at Anna's phone.

"Yes, yes! Let's go in and post it upto Splat!"

The two of them go into the moderately busy cafe and with almost no editing Anna posts the video upto 'Splat' from the cafe account, tagging Vanesa and Yana.

"There! I am sure this will be a viral hit!" Anna says.

"I really hope so!" Smiles Yana but she is beginning to recall her deal with Anna.

"So!" Says Anna "Shall we plan our advert?"

Yana gulps "I guess so"

A little while later all is ready. Anna is with her phone. The customers in the cafe have all agreed to move over to one side out of shot in exchange for being able to watch (Yana cannot recall agreeing to an audience but seems unable to object now). Yana is sitting at a table alone. Yana has been further persuaded to give her long tresses a fresh brush and to add a little more makeup, in fairness she looks ravishing especially sitting in profile to the camera.

"Ok Yana" says Anna seriously remember to smile and be enthusiastic throughout"

Easy for you to say thinks Yana but she puts on a radiant smile.

"Go through it steadily and carefully Yana, we only want one take!" Adds Anna.

Yana blanches slightly at the idea of multiple takes. "Ok" she agrees quietly.

"Alright. I think we are ready" says Anne and starts the camera.

Yana is frozen with nerves for moment smiling at the camera but after a moment says

"Hello! I'm Yana and I want to tell you all about the best cafe on Cyprus - Cafe Tort" Yana beams and tosses her hair slightly.

Yana slowly rises to her feet savouring her for now clean crisp pail pink swimsuit. Anna is careful to get a full length shot of Yana.

"Cafe Tort has a great beachside location and a relaxed friendly atmosphere" Yana continues as she slowly walks being careful to give her hips a bit of a sway.

"But the best thing about it is, of course, the French inspired cuisine!" Yana gives another beaming smile that looks only slightly forced.

"A great example of this is the super chocolate mousse cake" Yana's walking has bought a chair positioned sideways on to the camera. On the chair is a huge, deep, dark chocolate cake. "This cake is simply delicious" Yana pauses "but it's also great to get a girl sat in!"

Yana's smile never slips and she keeps eye contact with the camera as she stands in front of the chair, the room is full of anticipation.

"Let me show you!" Says Yana and slowly sits down, easing into the cake! The chocolate mousse spreads out round Yana's behind as she lands in the cake spreading over more anymore of her bottom! Yana pauses for a moment and then slowly wiggles her behind around a bit in the spreading chocolate mess! Some mousse even oozes up between Yana's thighs.

Slowly Yana gets up from the chair, turning so the camera gets a good view of her plastered sticky bottom, the mess a striking contrast on her pail pink swimsuit. Yana looks over her shoulder at the camera and says "Impressive, yes?"

Yana walks back the way she came.

"Another huge favourite of the cafe is it's signature chocolate custard sauce" Yana gets back to her starting table where a huge transparent jug of chocolate custard now stands, at least three litres of the stuff is in the jug. "This goes with nearly everything, including me" Yana smiles as she picks up the jug. There does seem to be a moment of hesitation but the grinning Yana does pull open the front of her swimsuit and slowly pours the sauce in taking care to cover both her impressive boobs. A wet chocolate stain moves down the front of Yana's swimsuit all the way to her hips!.

Yana swallows hard but keeps her smile to the camera. "I should not forget the special lemon pudding" continues Yana as she arrives at a table with a large bowl of bright yellow pudding in it. Yana picks up the bowl, gives the camera a smile and then carefully puts the bowl over own head, pauses and then starts to turn it back and forward. Yellow pudding falls down covering nearly all of Yana's hair! Slowly Yana lifts the bowl off her head. "So messy!" She adds.

Yana walks back over to the cake she sat in. Now next to it is a huge jug of the lime syrup sauce she had used on Vanesa. "This sauce is divine" says Yana picking up the jug, carefully sitting back down in her cake and pouring the sauce over her hips and then all over her thighs!.

"So, don't forget to visit Cafe Tort, on the beach at Limasoll!' Yana says while picking up a huge lemon meringue pie with both hands. Yana gives the camera a last smile before firmly pushing the pie in her own face. Yana gives the pie a twist before smearing it down her front, leaving pie mess over her boobs. Yana gives the camera a wave!

"Awesome Yana" says Anna "that's fantastic" The crowd cheer! Yana just does her best to clear her sight.

"Well, thank you" says Yana uncertainly. "You certainly do have some great mess items."

"Thank you! I hope you come back to get some more for your friends" adds Anna. Yana hopes she might manage that without another 'deal'.

"Ok, I ordered you a taxi to take you back to your hotel! Please come back soon."

"I will, I will" says Yana, licking her lips as she walks out to the taxi.

Yana gets into the taxi and as fate would have it it was the same guy who had picked up Ilaria only this morning.

The driver thinks "My god it's good when these Russian girls come to town!"
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ChuckSM:
12/22/22
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okay....that story fired every piston in my brain! well done Irina for writing a terrific story!
vols4everus:
12/27/22
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Another great story, Irina. But . . . hehe hehe hehe. I miss Ira. Not to mention where were the chocolate pudding pies. Ha! But Ira's turn is coming.
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