Vanessa had not been able to put up with sitting in the office in such a messy state as Maria had left her in that morning, so at lunchtime she went home showered, blow dried, made up and got changed into her dark green pleated skirt, black boots and...

It's later that morning and Ira takes a deep breath of the island air! Ira is really pleased to have made it too Cyprus on holiday and is looking forward to spending some time away from Moscow and in particular work. Work had been very busy and at th...

Vanessa meanwhile is in the office and wearing her beige dress. After her recent videoed humiliation (now viral across multiple mess social web sites) Vanesa has checked the office is clear of excess deserts and other possible messy food. Once this i...

The next day is Friday and back on Cyprus Marianne is having one of her Super Motivated early morning gym sessions with Alyona Kats, the friend and mutual acquaintance of Leyla. Marianne is in her multi-coloured leggings, one of her signature white v...

A little later but on Guernsey a group of women are meeting for their regular salsa dance class among them Leyla who is wearing her outrageous black Lycra catsuit with the deep v-neck that reaches below her boobs together with the matching black high...

It's a quiet afternoon in reception and Yana is taking the opportunity to watch a video file sent to her by Marianna from the Cyprus office. Yana is pretty sure what it is and wants a quiet moment to enjoy it. Mira, her fellow receptionist is off run...

The circus ring is clear apart from a series of trestle tables with pots, brushes and buckets on them, some step ladders and other assorted materials. Into the ring come three people. The first is the most striking as it is Natalia in a fantastic co...

The lights come up on the circus ring to reveal a series of tables with all sorts of food items and food ingredients around the edge with a forward table on the right of the circus ring with more food items and cooking equipment. Behind this table st...

The circus ring is quiet and an air of expectation amongst the audience but there are a few tables set out with the traditional pies, cakes, tarts, jugs and bowls of dessert. There are a few moments of silence in which the audience is a little restle...

The circus ring is empty of people but there are tables with lots of pies, bowls of dessert and some jugs of sauces. The audience is hushed waiting for the show to start. After a moment I walk into the ring with the beautiful Yana! Yana is wearing...

The circus ring has no one in it but there are some tables with pies and other food items on them. I walk into the ring with the circus ringmaster. I am doing my best to look smart and efficient in my simple black dress, black gloss belt and knee hi...

There are four normal clowns and after some initial jokes they would ask me up to help them with an act. But they are all very keen to talk to the pretty girl (my hair and make up is good!) so each tries to talk to me but the others get jealous and s...

The familiar sight of the large kitchen comes into view as the video starts and there is Ira wearing some tight pail jeans, white trainers, and a sleeveless turtle neck top which is a navy blue with a sheen to it. Ira's hair is down in her normal sty...

"I can. What did you decide to do?" "We'll to be honest I did make a mistake. I assumed that it was Courtney Cox who was setting these pranks up for me. So, I started pranking her and then she was pranking me in return." "Always messy pranks?" I as...

I walk onto the stage in my beige sweater mini-dress, black knee-high boots. My hair is freshly done and I am wearing a gold necklace and a bracelet. I wait for the opening audience applause to die down and thank the studio audience for their generos...

I manage to ask if things got any better in the following round with a straight face but Katya says not. She had become the pageant stooge! In the swimsuit round she was in one of her favourite swimsuits, a deep v halter style one and as usual some o...

I say that my final guest is of course a regular beauty pageant contestant who has been a finalist in Miss Russia and a winner of Miss Russian radio. And her name is Ekaterina G. I say we have some pictures of Katya competing, in Miss Russia, wining...

The show starts and I walk onto the stage wearing my simple black dress with the high gloss wide belt and some black knee-high stiletto heel boots and acknowledge the audiences' warm welcome. I tell the crowd that today's episode has a beauty pageant...

The show starts and I explain that is the keep fit special episode which is why I am wearing my favourite dance training outfit of lilac leotard, white leggings and ballet shoes. My hair is in a pony tail style to emphasis the exercise theme. I get a...

Another episode starts with me coming onto set in some black high heels, some tight black trousers and a blue and green stripy satin blouse. We start off with an interview with the latest cafowner in town who talks about how his cafis really differe...

First in a series of imaginary chat shows hosted by me with celebrity guests or my friends. The early interview is with a chef who has invented a more tasty custard and comes on to talk about it. I am in a high necked, mid-thigh length dark green...

Here is my Christmas Story! This is a little different from my others but I hope you like it! ------------------------------------------ Natalia is waiting at the bar at the trendy new Moscow cafe on an evening approaching New Year. The place is no...

A few days do pass and Ira manages a few revenge non messy pranks on her colleagues but not on the cunning Tanya. Ira reaches the end of the day in the office and goes to the elevator. Ira is wearing some tight white trousers and a blue satin blouse...

A few days do pass and Ira manages a few revenge non messy pranks on her colleagues but not on the cunning Tanya. Ira reaches the end of the day in the office and goes to the elevator. Ira is wearing some tight white trousers and a blue satin blouse...

A few days pass with modest jokes in the office but Tanya avoids Ira. On Wednesday morning Ira is getting ready to go to work and is just finishing her makeup. Ira is already dressed for the office in her tight black trousers with the white widely sp...