It's a small but cosy theatre in Moscow and an audience is in their seats and happy with anticipation and good cheer.

The stage is empty but there are clearly things screened off at the back.

After a few more moments as the last of the audience find their seats the lights go down leaving only the stage well lit.

A second later Ira walks onto the stage to applause and the odd cheer. Ira is smiling broadly and looking good in a simple but snug knee length navy pencil skirt and a crisp white blouse. Ira's shoes are a simple pair of navy high heels to match her skirt.

"Hello! And welcome!" Cries Ira. There are many returns greetings from the audience.

"Thank you all for coming to this special event. It has taken a while to put it all together and I would like to thank all my friends and colleagues who have or are contributing to this. As you know this is for the Clown Retirement Charity in Moscow - a much neglected charity and all the profits from this and the sale of the video of tonight's performance will go to this very worthy cause!"

Cheers and Applause greet this announcement.

"I know we are not necessarily the most talented group of girls but we will do our best to entertain you tonight and I can reveal that the rumours are true we do have a celebrity guest to help us out!" More cheers.

"So I thought we would start the evening with something really cultural!" Says Ira stepping over to pick up a book from just off the stage. "I thought it would be nice if read some poetry from Pushkin!" There is a shocked silence from the audience. It seems they did not come here for Puskin. Unfazed Ira starts to read the poem Little Bird. The audience radiate unease.

Then from the rear left of the stage appear Yana and Mira! Yana is wearing her very tight white summer dress and Mira is in a white top and sky blue mini-skirt. They both seem to be wearing the white shoes. The two girls have with them a covered trolly which they push quietly up behind the still reciting Ira. Once the trolley is close Yana wipes off the cover to reveal a selection of pies, desserts, jugs etc.

Ira is still reading away on Pushkin. Mira picked up a sizeable chocolate pudding pie. There is a murmur of anticipation from the audience.

Yana taps Ira on the shoulder. Ira turns and says

"Yana! Why are you on stage now? I'm doing my poetry session!"

"We are all a bit worried that the audience don't really want poetry Ira" replies Yana. A mutter of agreement from the audience.

"Well. What do you think they want?" Asks Ira of Yana.

"This." Says Mira. Ira turns to face Mira on her other side. Mira pushes the chocolate pudding pie in Ira's face! A huge cheer from the crowd. Mira twists the pie a bit and then smears it up into Ira's blonde hair! Mira peels the crumpled card base off the top of Ira's head.

"Please, my friends be assured no more poetry" Says Mira to the crowd who cheer. "Indeed more of this." Mira gestures at Ira who seems stunned into motionlessness.

Yana in the meantime is behind Ira undoing the back of her skirt, once Yana has it unzipped she tugs it down over Ira's hips to fall to the floor. Ira is found to be wearing some high waisted navy blue panties to match her skirt. Mira takes Ira by the shoulders and turns her sideways onto the crowd. Both Yana and Mira pick up large jugs of thick custard! Without any further hesitation Yana pulls open the back of Ira's panties and Mira the front and they both proceed to pour custard into Ira's panties simultaneously!

"I hope you all enjoyed that!" Says Yana to the audience. There are shouts of agreement. Mira starts to unbutton Ira's white blouse, Ira's white lacy bra is soon in view.

"Shall we stuff Ira's bra?" Asks Yana picking up a bowl of blueberry mousse pudding. Ira shakes her head but everyone else seems to think it's a good idea.

Mira and Yana set about stuffing handfuls of the pudding into Ira's bra! Ira makes a low groan as this happens. The crowd cheer. Soon there is a lot of pudding in Ira's bra and a fair bit all over the front of her blouse.

"Well" says Mira, bending down to the bottom layer of the trolly and coming back up with a clear plastic bucket that everyone can see is full of baked beans "we have messed Ira up a fair bit, should we really give her the beans as well?"

There is a clear view from the audience that Ira should get the beans!

Mira slowly pours the beans over Ira's head, which is soon covered in beans and the orange mess goes on to run down over Ira's blouse, down her bare front and even over the front of her panties.

Then onto the stage comes Maria in her white t-shirt dress but pushing a garden wheelbarrow! The wheelbarrow is full of chocolate syrup. Maria pushes the wheelbarrow up behind Ira and Mira and Yana sit Ira back into the barrow and the chocolate syrup. The hapless Ira is wheeled off the stage by the grinning Maria!

"Well, that is her taken care of!" Says Yana with a tone of satisfaction.

"Absolutely" agrees Mira "Do you know what is next?"