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4004 reviews
"Batter is better!"
Wow that's a lot of batter! Very sexy strip tease and '% coverage. Amazing video! Thanks Jayce.

MessyOZ 9/27/12
"Sexy and sensual!"
A fantastic sensual scene, starring one of the cutest models I've seen :-) Would have paid much more for this! Video quality is excellent :-)

wamma25 9/25/12
"Awesome clip! Highly recommended"
This clip is absolutely great. Katie obviously has a lot of fun and so will everyone who watches it :-)

mseven125 8/21/12
"messiest pies ever!"
Wow, what can I say, this guy uses the best pies ever! Its like gunging and pieing at the same time. In this package there are 20 great pie hits to the face, some good head dunking, and the kind of gunging that leaves the model nearly unrecognisable, exactly as it should! :)

Warder 8/18/12
"Excellent"
This trilogy offers fantastic value for money. All parts of the great Hannah Lewis trilogy in one purchase.

High standards of production, yet another excellent video from Bound2Bmessy.

TimMorecambeLancaster 8/11/12
"If you like messy high heels, you need this clip)"
Great! I love her wet heels) It would be even better, if it would be not sandals, but clodes heels--so water squelched out and her heels made some nice sounds while walking, but sandals are also good.
But it would especially great if the model (she is so beatiful!) sayed something during the clip about her wet and messy feet and how she likes it and so on)
But in the end--it is a really great clip

Secret_mute 7/15/12
"Innovative scenario, cute model, mess delivery holds it back."
Solid purchase, multiple angles and closeups are appreciated. A great new and fun scenario, model is cute and playful with the mess. Delivery of pies is clumsy, and the chocolate and custard should be dumped over her head to increase the mess factor. Overall a new idea which works very well, a couple small issues in delivery of the mess but it will be in my top 5 watched list for the foreseeable future. Would love to see some minor reworkings (smaller 'glass' and more head mess) to really take this great idea to the top!

BSWAL28 5/30/12
"Great long video, hot model, but a few small issues in shooting."
Very attractive girl, playful with the camera and acts like she is enjoying herself. Some annoying camera shuffling and awkward downtime. Loses the cat ears about halfway through which is disappointing. Great messes, different substances and techniques. A solid addition to a WAM library for its length and variety of mess, but some minor issues hold it back from being a must-have.

BSWAL28 5/30/12
"these three guys get it goooooood!"
you don't many if any threesomes getting into it like these guys do. there are three different looks, and actually i found all three to be very attractive (my favorite is the cutie-pie who can't hide his laughing as all three get thoroughly trashed...). there is the right amount of eroticism in this one to go along with a roomful of creamy, sticky, sloppy pies. if you like to see guys getting hit while kissing, you'll love this vid. i never get tired of watching these three dudes really enjoy themselves.

PieBlast 4/22/12
"this guy is a cream pie pro!"
though i prefer to see several guys in a messy scene, this solo video is so good that you actually forget it's a solo! he knows how to turn the viewer on as he makes love to himself with pies and other things. he doesn't hold back and it's clear that he's enjoying messing himself up. he is unassuming, not afraid to make a mess, and gives himself what he knows he deserves. plus, he is very easy on the eyes... outstanding stuff.

he appeaars in another ap&p clip this time with a guy in a trivia contest (baseball is the theme). i won't give away any secrets or the plot but it is definitely worth watching if you like the looks of this hottie.

PieBlast 4/21/12
"this is as gooooood as it gets!"
this scene is nearly perfect... the guy is incredibly hotttt... has a firm body... a beautiful smile, and his long hair is a turn-on for a guy like me. but, even better, you can tell that he actually loves getting messy with sloppy pies and chocolate syrup. he follows orders well and takes his time playing with the stuff, and himself. he doesn't take himself seriously and submits to the whims of the guy who hired him. this guy and the scene are absolutely awesome.

why did i say it was 'nearly' perfect? the only thing that would have made it better was if the other guy had hired two or more pieguys so that he could have had some sexy body contact. yummy.

PieBlast 4/21/12
"Romantic mud"
This was an awesome clean and sexy video (clean as in, clean mud). The rose petals were a nice romantic touch. The music worked well with the scene. I feel the last bit of moaning and playing with herself seemed a bit late in the film or just unnecessary.

Jkphlyers 3/5/12
"lady in red dress...becomes lady in mess no dress! buy it!"
Ah Candy..what can i say...hmmm? she is stunning!
Well I think this was a epic splosh, the red dress and the tights etc look fab, then the bra! If that don't get your heart pumping, see a doctor your probably suffering from death. Ha.

The lot gets trashed, the custard flows, and the end is... let's say epic, too!

Best buy it soon, as it's best watched lying down! Ha.

muckyade 2/19/12
"Nice scene well shot, great outfit, muddy fun! Buy it!"
A really nice little scene!

It starts with Nessie in to just below the hem of her skirt (i.e. skirt still clean). That doesn't last long as she steps forward and starts to sink.

The skirt-skinking takes a pleasantly long time (in a lot of sinking videos, the lower half tends to go under very quickly), and we get to enjoy the tide-line gradually climbing up her skirt, a clear demarcation between dry, yet-to-go-in and sunk-and-drenched.

Eventually she submerges below the waistline and the blouse starts to succumb, skirt now totally in the mud.

A nice steady sink to full submersion follows.

Then the mood changes and Nessie comes back to life and has a right old play about in the mud. Her once-white blouse gets lavishly treated and totally coated before she takes it off, leaving herself in skirt and bra. Before she takes the blouse off she lies back in the mud and performs something very similar to the old TISWAS classic "The Dying Fly", legs thrashing, giving a view of her mud-soaked boots as a bonus.

She finishes with a celebratory salute to camera, arms high much as a gymnast finishes an exercise. All while still waist-deep in the bog of course!

Technically it's superb, rock solid tripod shot throughout, camera looking down from a little above Nessie's head height, which is why we get such great views of the clothes sinking sections.

Highly recommended.

DungeonMasterOne 2/14/12
"Rock-steady camera work, nice outfit, up for it model, great mud."
A good scene, well worth buying.

Nessie's Generic Explorer Outfit consists of pale kahki shirt and knee-length baggy shorts, and looks very much the part.

There's a great lead in with "The Quicksand Hunter" talking to camera, and explaining that while she doesn't wrestle crocodiles she wants her own TV show--I'd watch it!

Then she proceeds to demonstrate that quicksand isn't at all scary, in fact you can run right across the top of it! And we can all guess what comes of that experiment! :)

Shorts go under fairly quickly, upper half sinking and full submersion take a bit longer.

Technical: Top notch! Rock steady tripod-based camera work, high quality SD video, very well edited scene.

Highly recommended!

DungeonMasterOne 2/13/12
"love watching you both getting messed up, especially dresses."
A really great video, love the scene of you both getting wet and muddy. Looks like you were having a great time. These type of videos are well worth the watch, I love them, Well done, great fun to watch, well done to the both of you.

watathrill 1/13/12
"Not too great"
I purchased this as I was really looking forward to watching the guy sink at the end but hardly any effort was put into that portion of the movie, so i am disappointed.

gamwam 12/21/11
"Not too great"
quite dissapointing,... i purchasedthis mainly becasue iwanted to see the guy sink at the end,.. but alas,..no such sinking,. just a quick splash

gamwam 12/21/11
"sexy"
This woman is so sweet and yet so hot and sexy its unbelievable. The goo she rolls around in is almost as perfect as she is. 10 out of 10

Leprus 11/16/11
"Beautiful model, nice outfit and mud, spoiled by bad camera work."
The model in this scene is an attractive athletic dark-blonde, wearing a very nice short-sleeve, shorts-leg, khaki jumpsuit / bodysuit, with an explorer's pith helme. When we first see her exploring the woods she's wearing shoes, however these are removed before she takes to the deep mud (sensible, as shoes can trap people in mud, getting firmly stuck where a bare foot would slide smoothly out).

The main edited scene lasts 20 minutes, and features the model wading into the mud, rapidly sinking to thigh depth and then struggling onwards, the shorts part of her jumpsuit gradually getting messier and messier as she works her way out to a patch of mud she can sink in, where she then slowly sinks completely, including full submersion with her head below the surface. The mud appears to be a lake shore and is quite thick and viscous.

The lighting is good, cloudy-bright daylight.

Sadly, the scene is spoiled by terrible camera work. All of it appears to be hand held, even when the model is in her sinking location and hence not moving about at all, and at some points the camera is allowed to drift completely away from the model till she's out of frame almost completely, as if the videographer isn't actually looking through the viewfinder.

Once the main scene finishes, there's then 40 minutes of the uncut version, which adds lots more shaking camera work plus conversation and interaction between the model and the two crewmembers, and ends with the model's head and shoulders rising back out of the mud following her submersion. It also includes the model being helped to submerge by the second crew member who bounces her energetically in the mud, pressing down on her shoulders which she seems to quite enjoy! That section is also mostly fairly steadily filmed too. You don't get to see her climb fully back out however so don't really get to see her mud-drenched costume.

For me, a miss, the shaking camera makes it impossible to enjoy the scene.

DungeonMasterOne 9/13/11
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