The Quicksand Hunter considers herself an expert on everything deep and sinky. She's knows everything there is to know about quicksand! She's all dressed in her generic Explorer outfit and the camera's running. Now, she and the TV crew have arrived at the peat bog. Peat bogs, by the way, are cool! And your host, the Quicksand Hunter, is here to demonstrate just how cool they are by running across one. Don't worry. Once you hit your "float point," you stop sinking! Right? Because when you're exactly as deep as your float point, you're now lighter than quicksand. Awesome! You don't sink. Uh. maybe you do. "Quicksand Hunter" is played by Nessie. Spoiler alert: Does include a total submersion but does not include facial coverage since in a quicksand story, once the character is under the mire, that's generally the end of the story, period. It does include a more-or-less accurate, or maybe only flakey, English accent.