Early, lower-def video. Sir Tripod The First (er, old cheap camera) follows blonde boggy Nessie as she arrives at the park, sneaks into the cattails, and whips off her long white t-shirt to reveal a turquoise-and-black crop top with a black flirty miniskirt. She enjoys a lengthy session of sinking and wallowing in the bog, getting thoroughly and peatily grimy. But not to fear, there was plenty of bog water to clean (?) up by. Witty commentary subtitles by Swamp Doggy Dog and an all-original soundtrack of "Mud Music" (lyrics inspired by quicksand and mud) written and performed by Nessie herself accompany the visuals. The grand finale is a bonus scene where a bridal gown gets sunk in the swamp right on Nessie in the same bog. No facial coverage or submersion.