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"March 2017 USA Messy Travel Announcement!"
Love you, too
Time to start planning a USA tour! It won't be for as long as the last one and I'll have to be far more organized than the last adventure! While it was an amazing 3 months backpacking and chaos across the USA, I'll have to do a bit better than breaking even for my return to the UK next summer. Haha! The locations I can make will be determined by the amount of interest in any given area. That is how I will make final tour route as well. So far San Fran, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, and all of the North east are on my radar. (For NE I will most probably rent a car to make a loop. Bus service there sucks... As I learned last time!)
:splosh
LEASE WRITE LOCATION AS SUBJECT IN MAIL SO I CAN EASILY FIND AND ORGANIZE!!!
So some FAQ:
1. How much do sessions cost?
They average $250-300. This will depend on how many messy gigs I can get in an area. If I have a lot I can drop price a bit. If I'm traveling 100's-1000's of miles for one or two people obviously I can't drop price.
2. Where do sessions take place?
Since I'm on the road i obviously don't have a location. I usually stay in super cheap $15-30 a night hostels. So you will have to provide hotel, or house to get messy at and supplies. Or we can shop for supplies together when I arrive.
3. How long do sessions last?
Im a bit different in this aspect. I don't do in and out hour long sessions. When someone books I block out the whole day, unless there's a day where 2 people can only session on the same day. I'll cut into a morning/afternoon session, and a nighttime session. I prefer not to do this whenever possible, because I always hangout a bit leading up to the going to a private place for the messy part. I find talking and grabbing a bite or a drink and chatting to make for a much more relaxed and fun session. Also for safety reasons I need to read a persons energy and have a good face to face convo before going into a hotel room! Hahahaha! Im sure Y'all can understand that!
4. What are the limits of sessions?
This is strictly having fun and getting messy. You can obviously touch and spread mess around but no touching between my legs, and you can touch yourself but I won't touch you there Ha! Full nudity is totally cool with me.
5. What are outfit choices?
I can wear whatever you want! Although because I'll have one easy to carry bag, I will need costumes provided and won't be able to keep them after. So we trash the clothes or you can have a souvenir haha!
6. What substances are you okay with?
All things sweet and most savory. When booking list the substances you want and I'll let you know if any of them are on my list of "too gross."
7. Payment?
All booked sessions must pay half of final agreed cost up front. No exceptions. Without that I can't lock it in calendar or make the travel plans to get to you. Half of last tour bailed, and deleted accounts after me traveling 100's of miles broke to get to them! So I'm sure that's understandable. To discuss how I receive payment we must email and not discuss on Umd for site reasons... Don't worry that's nothing sinister!
Any other questions just ask! I look forward to meeting some new wammers and hopefully seeing some old friends again! Woohoo!!! Let's plan a tour!!
:splosh
LEASE WRITE LOCATION AS SUBJECT IN MAIL SO I CAN EASILY FIND AND ORGANIZE!!! So some FAQ:
1. How much do sessions cost?
They average $250-300. This will depend on how many messy gigs I can get in an area. If I have a lot I can drop price a bit. If I'm traveling 100's-1000's of miles for one or two people obviously I can't drop price.
2. Where do sessions take place?
Since I'm on the road i obviously don't have a location. I usually stay in super cheap $15-30 a night hostels. So you will have to provide hotel, or house to get messy at and supplies. Or we can shop for supplies together when I arrive.
3. How long do sessions last?
Im a bit different in this aspect. I don't do in and out hour long sessions. When someone books I block out the whole day, unless there's a day where 2 people can only session on the same day. I'll cut into a morning/afternoon session, and a nighttime session. I prefer not to do this whenever possible, because I always hangout a bit leading up to the going to a private place for the messy part. I find talking and grabbing a bite or a drink and chatting to make for a much more relaxed and fun session. Also for safety reasons I need to read a persons energy and have a good face to face convo before going into a hotel room! Hahahaha! Im sure Y'all can understand that!
4. What are the limits of sessions?
This is strictly having fun and getting messy. You can obviously touch and spread mess around but no touching between my legs, and you can touch yourself but I won't touch you there Ha! Full nudity is totally cool with me.
5. What are outfit choices?
I can wear whatever you want! Although because I'll have one easy to carry bag, I will need costumes provided and won't be able to keep them after. So we trash the clothes or you can have a souvenir haha!
6. What substances are you okay with?
All things sweet and most savory. When booking list the substances you want and I'll let you know if any of them are on my list of "too gross."
7. Payment?
All booked sessions must pay half of final agreed cost up front. No exceptions. Without that I can't lock it in calendar or make the travel plans to get to you. Half of last tour bailed, and deleted accounts after me traveling 100's of miles broke to get to them! So I'm sure that's understandable. To discuss how I receive payment we must email and not discuss on Umd for site reasons... Don't worry that's nothing sinister!
Any other questions just ask! I look forward to meeting some new wammers and hopefully seeing some old friends again! Woohoo!!! Let's plan a tour!!
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Also please if you asked me about this in the past weeks... Write another message with location as subject. All those old messages are bitties and mixed and there's no way I'll find ech conversation. Starting official list now from scratch! Yeehaw!
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I urge anyone in the USA wanting a session to book with Maria!
She is awesome clean or messy and is super reliable as well as adaptable, inventive, masses of fun and just about everything you could ever want
Please remember when booking that she has a very long absolutely PROVEN track record and hundreds of wammers you could ask to verify her whereas... you don't.
This is why you have to pay a deposit. Everyone visiting me also has to pay deposit - this is normal and fair. If that upsets you then I think we both know deep down you were never really going to go for it anyway and just wanted to fantasize for a while and maybe kid yourself you would.
Maria is aware that the deposit makes it real and means it's really gonna happen and that for some people will give you some feelings of nerves/anxiety - but trust me she will 100% look after you and will be feeling some nerves herself. This is why you'll meet on neutral ground first to have a chat and hang out a bit, calm the nerves and get to know each other.
I'm posting this because I love Maria lots and I want to see her have a stress free tour without having to worry and panic where and how she's going to sleep and eat or afford to get to the next location because someone let her down
She's a fantastic woman doing an amazing thing to bring you wam tailored how you'd like it - please treat her well and get (securely) booking!
She is awesome clean or messy and is super reliable as well as adaptable, inventive, masses of fun and just about everything you could ever want
Please remember when booking that she has a very long absolutely PROVEN track record and hundreds of wammers you could ask to verify her whereas... you don't.
This is why you have to pay a deposit. Everyone visiting me also has to pay deposit - this is normal and fair. If that upsets you then I think we both know deep down you were never really going to go for it anyway and just wanted to fantasize for a while and maybe kid yourself you would.
Maria is aware that the deposit makes it real and means it's really gonna happen and that for some people will give you some feelings of nerves/anxiety - but trust me she will 100% look after you and will be feeling some nerves herself. This is why you'll meet on neutral ground first to have a chat and hang out a bit, calm the nerves and get to know each other.
I'm posting this because I love Maria lots and I want to see her have a stress free tour without having to worry and panic where and how she's going to sleep and eat or afford to get to the next location because someone let her down
She's a fantastic woman doing an amazing thing to bring you wam tailored how you'd like it - please treat her well and get (securely) booking!
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Wait - so, WHERE do you call HOME, Ms Pierogative? 
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OldZoidberg said: Wait - so, WHERE do you call HOME, Ms Pierogative?
Im born and raised in New Orleans Louisiana and that will always be my home. I've been a nomad (aka homeless) for 2 years. Although im never ever homeless! Haha!
Thank you Candy!! Im not going to be on the streets of LA this tour lighting crack pipes for the homeless... Although that did make for a really really funny story! Lol!!!
And thank you Jason. I'll def let you know if I make it that way!
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I have to agree!!! Marie is totally awesome. I had a session with her on her last tour and it was incredible! She is lots of fun and genuine. I hope she makes it down my way again.
P.S Florida people let's get Maria down our way.
P.S Florida people let's get Maria down our way.
route11 said: I'm going to work up the courage for this.
Absolutely! You'll love it! Maria is awesome!
Norman
route11 said: I'm going to work up the courage for this.
Like the couple others who have expressed this sentiment, I also advise to do it. I was one of the lucky stops she made (Chicago area) during her first tour, last year. It was my very first messy session with a woman, and Maria was great, in all possible ways. She's very friendly, very understanding, completely informal and wonderfully casual, and plenty of fun. She'll immediately put you at ease, adapt to your comfort level, and make the experience memorable.
I'm looking forward to being a stop on this upcoming tour, too.
clue1 said:
Like the couple others who have expressed this sentiment, I also advise to do it. I was one of the lucky stops she made (Chicago area) during her first tour, last year. It was my very first messy session with a woman, and Maria was great, in all possible ways. She's very friendly, very understanding, completely informal and wonderfully casual, and plenty of fun. She'll immediately put you at ease, adapt to your comfort level, and make the experience memorable.
I'm looking forward to being a stop on this upcoming tour, too.
route11 said: I'm going to work up the courage for this.
Like the couple others who have expressed this sentiment, I also advise to do it. I was one of the lucky stops she made (Chicago area) during her first tour, last year. It was my very first messy session with a woman, and Maria was great, in all possible ways. She's very friendly, very understanding, completely informal and wonderfully casual, and plenty of fun. She'll immediately put you at ease, adapt to your comfort level, and make the experience memorable.
I'm looking forward to being a stop on this upcoming tour, too.
Awe Clue!!!!! Stfu!!! Haha! Let's watch Really Weird Tales when we are finished wamming this time! Yuuuuuueeessssss!
I don't expect you to travel to North Carolina just for me (especially since you don't know me). However, if you came down to maybe film with Rich (SlapStickStuff) or Jeff (messydreams) I would also chip in to have you down here!
My city in Charlotte, NC...... Rich is here and Jeff I believe is up in Raleigh a few hours away.
My city in Charlotte, NC...... Rich is here and Jeff I believe is up in Raleigh a few hours away.
MyPieRogative said: Time to start planning a USA tour! It won't be for as long as the last one and I'll have to be far more organized than the last adventure! While it was an amazing 3 months backpacking and chaos across the USA, I'll have to do a bit better than breaking even for my return to the UK next summer. Haha! The locations I can make will be determined by the amount of interest in any given area. That is how I will make final tour route as well. So far San Fran, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, and all of the North east are on my radar. (For NE I will most probably rent a car to make a loop. Bus service there sucks... As I learned last time!)
:sploshLEASE WRITE LOCATION AS SUBJECT IN MAIL SO I CAN EASILY FIND AND ORGANIZE!!!
So some FAQ:
1. How much do sessions cost?
They average $250-300. This will depend on how many messy gigs I can get in an area. If I have a lot I can drop price a bit. If I'm traveling 100's-1000's of miles for one or two people obviously I can't drop price.
2. Where do sessions take place?
Since I'm on the road i obviously don't have a location. I usually stay in super cheap $15-30 a night hostels. So you will have to provide hotel, or house to get messy at and supplies. Or we can shop for supplies together when I arrive.
3. How long do sessions last?
Im a bit different in this aspect. I don't do in and out hour long sessions. When someone books I block out the whole day, unless there's a day where 2 people can only session on the same day. I'll cut into a morning/afternoon session, and a nighttime session. I prefer not to do this whenever possible, because I always hangout a bit leading up to the going to a private place for the messy part. I find talking and grabbing a bite or a drink and chatting to make for a much more relaxed and fun session. Also for safety reasons I need to read a persons energy and have a good face to face convo before going into a hotel room! Hahahaha! Im sure Y'all can understand that!
4. What are the limits of sessions?
This is strictly having fun and getting messy. You can obviously touch and spread mess around but no touching between my legs, and you can touch yourself but I won't touch you there Ha! Full nudity is totally cool with me.
5. What are outfit choices?
I can wear whatever you want! Although because I'll have one easy to carry bag, I will need costumes provided and won't be able to keep them after. So we trash the clothes or you can have a souvenir haha!
6. What substances are you okay with?
All things sweet and most savory. When booking list the substances you want and I'll let you know if any of them are on my list of "too gross."
7. Payment?
All booked sessions must pay half of final agreed cost up front. No exceptions. Without that I can't lock it in calendar or make the travel plans to get to you. Half of last tour bailed, and deleted accounts after me traveling 100's of miles broke to get to them! So I'm sure that's understandable. To discuss how I receive payment we must email and not discuss on Umd for site reasons... Don't worry that's nothing sinister!
Any other questions just ask! I look forward to meeting some new wammers and hopefully seeing some old friends again! Woohoo!!! Let's plan a tour!!
:splosh
LEASE WRITE LOCATION AS SUBJECT IN MAIL SO I CAN EASILY FIND AND ORGANIZE!!! So some FAQ:
1. How much do sessions cost?
They average $250-300. This will depend on how many messy gigs I can get in an area. If I have a lot I can drop price a bit. If I'm traveling 100's-1000's of miles for one or two people obviously I can't drop price.
2. Where do sessions take place?
Since I'm on the road i obviously don't have a location. I usually stay in super cheap $15-30 a night hostels. So you will have to provide hotel, or house to get messy at and supplies. Or we can shop for supplies together when I arrive.
3. How long do sessions last?
Im a bit different in this aspect. I don't do in and out hour long sessions. When someone books I block out the whole day, unless there's a day where 2 people can only session on the same day. I'll cut into a morning/afternoon session, and a nighttime session. I prefer not to do this whenever possible, because I always hangout a bit leading up to the going to a private place for the messy part. I find talking and grabbing a bite or a drink and chatting to make for a much more relaxed and fun session. Also for safety reasons I need to read a persons energy and have a good face to face convo before going into a hotel room! Hahahaha! Im sure Y'all can understand that!
4. What are the limits of sessions?
This is strictly having fun and getting messy. You can obviously touch and spread mess around but no touching between my legs, and you can touch yourself but I won't touch you there Ha! Full nudity is totally cool with me.
5. What are outfit choices?
I can wear whatever you want! Although because I'll have one easy to carry bag, I will need costumes provided and won't be able to keep them after. So we trash the clothes or you can have a souvenir haha!
6. What substances are you okay with?
All things sweet and most savory. When booking list the substances you want and I'll let you know if any of them are on my list of "too gross."
7. Payment?
All booked sessions must pay half of final agreed cost up front. No exceptions. Without that I can't lock it in calendar or make the travel plans to get to you. Half of last tour bailed, and deleted accounts after me traveling 100's of miles broke to get to them! So I'm sure that's understandable. To discuss how I receive payment we must email and not discuss on Umd for site reasons... Don't worry that's nothing sinister!
Any other questions just ask! I look forward to meeting some new wammers and hopefully seeing some old friends again! Woohoo!!! Let's plan a tour!!
Email Sent!!
Let me know if you'll potentially make it through the southwest, Arizona in specific but I can travel to LA and all the way up to San Francisco. It'd be nifty to get to work with you.
I've said it before (Ok, LOTS of times before 
), but if you're considering a session with Maria, stop considering and just do it! She is so warm and friendly; the first time I met her, I felt like I had known her forever after 5 minutes! 
And if you've never had a session before, or never wammed with a woman (or anyone else) before, Maria is awesome!
I had never wammed with anyone else before. I had never pied a woman or been pied by a woman before! I was a little nervous telling Maria what I wanted to do, as I had never said those kinds of things out loud to anyone before. Maria was smiling and her eyes just lit up. She very enthusiastically said, "I can *do* that!"
The session was relaxed and so much fun! We laughed a lot, and got very messy! As she said above, Maria is open to just about anything, and will very nicely tell you if it's not something she'll do! No judgements, and she really gets into it!
This is your chance to take advantage of having a session with a WAM Rock Star! Don't miss it!
Norman
), but if you're considering a session with Maria, stop considering and just do it! She is so warm and friendly; the first time I met her, I felt like I had known her forever after 5 minutes! And if you've never had a session before, or never wammed with a woman (or anyone else) before, Maria is awesome!
I had never wammed with anyone else before. I had never pied a woman or been pied by a woman before! I was a little nervous telling Maria what I wanted to do, as I had never said those kinds of things out loud to anyone before. Maria was smiling and her eyes just lit up. She very enthusiastically said, "I can *do* that!"
The session was relaxed and so much fun! We laughed a lot, and got very messy! As she said above, Maria is open to just about anything, and will very nicely tell you if it's not something she'll do! No judgements, and she really gets into it!
This is your chance to take advantage of having a session with a WAM Rock Star! Don't miss it!
Norman
Maria is not only sexy and fun but a real cool chick! Glad we were able to meet up in vegas! We need to meet up again and get totally wild!!!
If not covered in frosting, are you really living?
Simple answer: Yes. Do it.
Maria and I had a blast before, during and after our session. I'd even argue having lunch together was the best part (OK, not really, but it was a great time)! It was easily the best messy session I've ever had, just because Maria makes it so much fun.
I can't afford a session now, as my financials have gotten a lot worse, but I'd do it all again in a heartbeat if I could.
Maria, if you end up in Houston again, by all means get in touch. Would love to do dinner. On me of course.
No, I didn't mean...
Aw crap.
Maria and I had a blast before, during and after our session. I'd even argue having lunch together was the best part (OK, not really, but it was a great time)! It was easily the best messy session I've ever had, just because Maria makes it so much fun.
I can't afford a session now, as my financials have gotten a lot worse, but I'd do it all again in a heartbeat if I could.
Maria, if you end up in Houston again, by all means get in touch. Would love to do dinner. On me of course.
No, I didn't mean...
Aw crap.
Sorry to be late to this party but just to add my voice to the multitude saying how totally groovy a person Maria is, and how she is so brilliant at ensuring everyone has a relaxed fun experience, and also how she is the exact opposite of a clock watcher.
You wouldn't find a warmer, more genuine lifestyle wammer, so if you are nervous..don't be. You will have an amazing time..so go for it
You wouldn't find a warmer, more genuine lifestyle wammer, so if you are nervous..don't be. You will have an amazing time..so go for it
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Saturation Hall, Langstonedale
Lord of the Pies
Just to add to the tide of recommendations. Maria has visited Saturation Hall twice now and we definitely plan to have her back, she's utterly brilliant to work with, warm, friendly, funny, outgoing, and genuinely loves getting messy and being messy - and she's great with wetlook too, if you want a willing woman to dress up in whatever you like and shower or be hosed down, she's your girl. Of course being us we hosed her down in a boilersuit, and she absolutely loved it!
But whether you're into pies in the face, clothes filling, pools of mud, buckets of water, or even all of the above at once, pay a deposit and make a booking, you'll have an awesome experience. Very, very highly recommended.
But whether you're into pies in the face, clothes filling, pools of mud, buckets of water, or even all of the above at once, pay a deposit and make a booking, you'll have an awesome experience. Very, very highly recommended.
Saturation Hall - Forth! The Gungemaidens!
Definitely agree with DungeonMaster regarding Maria and wetlook. Also if you're in to wetlook, one practical advantage is that there's much less effort required in preparation and cleaning up.
The one thing this thread is lacking is any pictures so, hoping you don't mind Maria, here's one of you with lots of shampoo and a nice smile from your recent visit to me.
Alan
The one thing this thread is lacking is any pictures so, hoping you don't mind Maria, here's one of you with lots of shampoo and a nice smile from your recent visit to me.
Alan
Yall really are too kind with all these compliments. Shut up! You're making me feel all weird. Also.... I love all Yall too!
Well I've heard back from quite a few people now. This isn't the final schedule but it's looking like:
Portland/Seattle march 3-11
Chicago March 11-16
NorthEast March 16-29 (I'll be renting a car for this area and will be able to loop anywhere within 6 hours of Connecticut.)
Loads of other areas have responded but I can't afford to get to any of them this trip. I may do a week along gulf coast of I get a few more jobs from New Orleans to Florida in January. It's coming together slowly.
Well I've heard back from quite a few people now. This isn't the final schedule but it's looking like:
Portland/Seattle march 3-11
Chicago March 11-16
NorthEast March 16-29 (I'll be renting a car for this area and will be able to loop anywhere within 6 hours of Connecticut.)
Loads of other areas have responded but I can't afford to get to any of them this trip. I may do a week along gulf coast of I get a few more jobs from New Orleans to Florida in January. It's coming together slowly.
Count me in if you do the gulf coast!
i personally didn't get to have a session with maria on her last go 'round, but i did have the pleasure of doing an interview with her for her documentary and she and dave crashed here that night. we ordered some wings, drank some beers, shot some pool, watched walking dead and i had an amazing time with her. we got to hang out again at the philly meet up and she was just as much fun then. she is an amazing woman and i'm proud to now call her my friend. anyone on the fence about booking a session with her, just DO IT! i know i am at the first available opportunity. 
No one ever listens to me!! I said stop with the ridiculous over the top compliments Pie Burglar!! Lmao :ahahah:
Edit: and you're pretty awesome your damn self dude Im sure I'll be seeing you again!
Edit: and you're pretty awesome your damn self dude
Im sure I'll be seeing you again!MyPieRogative said: No one ever listens to me!! I said stop with the ridiculous over the top compliments Pie Burglar!! Lmao :ahahah:
Edit: and you're pretty awesome your damn self dude Im sure I'll be seeing you again!
Edit: and you're pretty awesome your damn self dude
Im sure I'll be seeing you again! oh, you will. and no....i will scream from the highest mountain how much you kick ass and you can't stop me
by the way...are you keeping up with walking dead? shit's getting insane!
I don't know if you'd need a place to stay in southeast wisconsin but I saw you'll be in chicago area in march. You could always hangout with me if you'd like
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