Since the 14th was the day i turned 30 ill open my fate to the public.
for the next 7 days let me have it, post dares for getting wet or messy. Please drain safe messy items only. Also only items easy to in the US, if it's savory limit it to mayo, sour cream, or cheese sauce. I'll try to get to as many as possible budget permitting.

Wetlook dares are also on the table. Only thing I'm not doing yet is clean face pics.



Clothing options from normal to embarrassing are also open to suggestion.


Or I mean you can always let me go free in the poll

Hee! What luck, that you get to be pampered for your birthday!

I dare you to wear a diaper, and fill it with sour cream, mayo, and of course, fill the backside of them with chocolate cake batter.

Have such a fun time with this dare

First you must take a dozen eggs over his head and into his underwear, then 5 head dunks into a bucket of cake batter, and pour the remains over yourself, then pour bottles of maple, chocolate, caramel and strawberry syrup and dumping them all over yourself as well. Finally to finish the punishment you must take 4 pies to the face! Then you must stay completely covered in the mess for thirty minutes

What is a birthday without cake?
But this is going to be a nice gooey cream cake taken to the face

me and my big mouth lol. I'll have to keep this in mind for the future

This is will be very messy

never taken a cake to the face this will be fun

Hi happy birthday
what about a syrup shampoo

Or shaving cream 3 cans all over you face and head covered

Goprodude

Happy birthday by the way I hope whatever comes out of this is memorable and amazing for you

Happy 30th birthday!

I think this needs 30 eggs.

Put on underwear and leggings (or similar) and fill your underwear and legging with eggs. Don't fort get to fill front and back!

Have fun!

Well it's fair to say with 7 hours left in this poll I'm screwed by a landslide I accept my fate.

Goprodude did u expect the poll to go the other way lol

I had to try lol

I know if i put a poll up for something i end up getting messy losing or winning depending on whitch way u see it lol