So, as those of you that follow me know I'm currently in school and doing the whole Mama thang, and haven't had the time for any wamming, or for spending more than the odd minute here and there on UMD. Those of us that are the ones getting messy know what a logistically nightmarish production getting messy can be if there's any type of time crunch going on! The program Im in only has Christmas break, all the other holidays we get are 2&3 days, and just enough time to take a breath and chill for a minute! In hanging out on here the past few days I've been having some nice walks down memory lane, and was wondering if those of you that have had sessions or shot with me in the past would mind sharing some fave photos for me to check out! If you could include general location to help me place the mess in my travels that would be awesome too. Feel free to pm if you don't want to post ANYTHING EVEN HINTING at what part of the globe you're in that's cool too! I'll start with some pics I was just looking at that really made me smile and laugh! From me trying to "model", to friends I've made, to lots of boob self love, to a Wam crush, to trying to make dramatic art, to making friends with horses on quiet country roads that seem to love custard, to plain belly laugh memories!

omg so many! I've been organising all my files but haven't got to yours yet but lemme see what I can grab to post real quick...

I think the 2 x mariafest giant blog style posts I did still exist in my post history somewhere too..

Great pictures Maria.

ok found the first full mariafest diary...

https://umd.net/forums/candy--mypierogative-mariaf

and mariafest #2 diary post!

https://umd.net/forums/mypie--candy-end-of-mariafes

So many amazing shoots, and awesome times!

Purple backdrop: In the gunge dungeons of Saturation Hall, high on the wild moors of Langstonedale Chase, North Yorkshire, England.

Also: Out on the mudbanks of the Marsh House Estate, East Lincolnshire, England.

In the Badger Dining Room at Saturation Hall, and exploring the Yorkshire Dales around the estate.

Lake Mead, Nevada, United States Of America, at UMD 20 - in the "Beavers Rule" shirt.

The 5th and 6th images are from scenes not yet relased, the other UK WAM ones are all available in our download stores, the first one, demonstrating just how sexy getting messy in a boilersuit can be, in Imperatrix Domina, the others in Saturation Hall. The Lake Mead set wasn't for sale, was given away free here on UMD.

All can be found via the model profile here:
https://saturationhall.umd.net/downloads/model/mypierogative_3

Absolutely wonderful memories of someone who was both a complete joy to work with and a truly lovely human too. Everyone here remembers you fondly, you will be more than welcome if you ever want to come back, whether to shoot, or just to visit and hang out for a bit. We miss you!

I remember quite an early one, where you were in a bath, giving a monologue, pieing yourself, then you suddenly leant forward, gave a horny grin, hinted that you weren't going to show us what you wanted to do next, and turned the camera off, one of the most erotic endings I've ever seen, and it was all down to imagination
You also wore navy blue stockings once which is my number one fetish

We met up in 2016 (when I lived in London). Sadly, it didn't occur to me to take any photos at the time, because I was so caught up in the moment. However, I did do a write-up afterwards:
https://umd.net/forums/session-with-mypierogative_3

I remember reading the travel blog of your massive adventure. Such a great read.

I still remember when you were on your one tour and you were coming through and you stopped to see me. I was at my brother's still fighting the cancer, and C***** was in Portland looking for places.

Breakfast and a wonderful little run through Valley Forge Park.

So great to hear from you. Here are a few pics from our session in March of 2017 I believe. It was in Warwick RI. Not sure if you'd remember but we had planned on using beans and had put them in the microwave to heat them up a bit then got into the session and forgot about them, but you still trooped across the room covered in mess to get them!

You taught me everything I know about prepping a room and the need to fold down the edges of the pie tins,

Hope all is well with you and your family.

We had a session in the last days of 2016, in New Orleans, in one La Quinta Hotel.We met at the hotel lobby and went to 2 bars, one of those was from a friend of you. You wrote an autograph for me and I keep it until now. Unfortunately we took just a few photos but I remember very well we were playing rock paper scissors in the bathtub and you threw the pies in my face and in my ass and I threw them on you.
It was my first session and I just loved it! Thanks Maria and I can't wait to see you again and this time with more messy and photos.

So envious of that autograph!!!

What a sweet fun memory! That was a really great night! For some reason I remember this odd detail of thinking your front door was really cool! How strange!

Ha! I def remember this night too! What a blast! I felt so bad you had to drive back all the way to Slidell after! I can't believe you still have that "autograph!" That's really sweet!

Hello Maria,
Do you remember June 2017 in Sussex, and these clean pics of yourself. One of the warmest days of that summer, and a fond memory of you both clean and messy.

I do! I wanted to keep the white bathing suit!!

Great to see you post Maria! I remember our shoot in Manchester back in 2014 and was the first proper messy shoot i had done before setting out on my journey to more messy shoots. Hope your well

I keep up with ya on fb, and I'm real glad you're doin well.

I remember our times together fondly Have a merry christmas!

Our weird mutual connection still amazes me! That and the squirrel that ate out my hand in the parking lot outside!!!!! Haha. Hope to see ya sometime in the future! Hit me up and we can catch up on where ya't now adays!

That looks like quiet a session wow would love to collaborate sometime happy holidays everyone

We all miss you over here in the UK and Hope you one day return to visit us

Here you go!

Also, memories: I remember we had an RP session back during the days when you lived in New Orleans. I was a little rusty. Still, I feel like I get bragging rights!

The memory banks are undoubtedly depleting the perm banks of many.

I can't wait for this pic to load so I know who the hell you are!! Haha! Y'all drive me nuts with the opening and closing accounts and changing screen names! A huge thanks to all of you who have remained open with same name it makes life so much easier, and I don't have to feel like an asshole for not knowing who ya are!!! Come on mods, accept photo!

Done! And that is a gorgeous drawing!

what a lovely thread down memory banks! Depressed I don't have anything! Just some skype memories!

So many wonderful memories of so much fun and laughter and great times. Maria you are a legend and please do accept a public apology for my being an awful correspondent. My only defence is since going full time with this , I am so busy that even Mrs Rev barely hears from me, and we live together!!! But I will never forget the wonderful times.

https://umd.net/forums/mariathon-2017report-from-slymsford-to

This is a thread (with a shedload of pics) I wrote 5 years ago (can it really be over 5 years???!!!) describing the 3 day filming marathon at Slymsford Towers, with loads of great memories.

My other abiding memories are:

You constantly downplaying how great a performer you are

Me still laughing out loud at your amazing comedy skills when I watch your scenes. Specifically this scene, which is a genuine comedic tour de force on your part:

https://umd.net/download_info/cherry-takes-loads-of-mess-when-the-insp

Me spending 8 minutes outlining the next part of the scene in minute detail and you saying "I'll never remember any of that. What's my starting line and where do I end?*

* This last one didn't happen once, but more like 59 times!!

Nearly killing Bosunbob, when he came to take some stills photos for a shoot with you and Louise Lee. Some say it was the temperature, others the sheer magnificence of the scene that just blew his mind, but whatever it was, poor Bob suddenly looked very ill and had to stagger out into the fresh air and head for home. Do you remember that one? Do you @bosunbob?

I miss filming with you so much and am delighted to hear that it sounds like things are going really really well for you.

I am looking after my mother over Christmas but when I am back I will see if I can find any other photos I can add to this thread.

For some reason or another M......

Everytime we was supposed to meet for session - something got in the way and it fell through which I was gutted about!!!.
Proper bad luck!!!.

Hopefully one day that will finally happen

Still remember the jokes (and support) you gave me when we were at the first Vegas meet which has never left my memory since

That first introduction down there was sooooo funny

Never change M hunny.

You're a top lass and wishing you and lil one a great holiday season and 2023 (with hopefully a visit back to the UK in the new year too )

What a great day would have done one or two things different but it was still awesome!!

Pics of the lovely Marie from the now infamous UMD Vegas meet five years back

Good memories and a shame as it looks like I can't make it to this year's one due to the COVID restrictions in place