Hi all (again) Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings to you all!

The insanity of mariafest continued with even more sloppy mess & brilliant craziness! If you don't know what I'm talking about then see our first update here https://umd.net/forums/mypierogative--candy-custard (or go check out that link if you want to see the pics from the first few days as well)

to recap - and provide a couple of links where appropriate

Day one - HenryWilcox and I picked Maria up from the train station, got her settled in my place,we ordered some chinese food and the fortune in Maria's cookie said 'you will have many happy days soon' so we took that as a good sign, haha! Then she discovered my ginormous mud pit is in fact in her bedroom. She couldn't wait to try out the mud and so once an outfit was decided on, she was straight in there with gusto, in tiny lycra shorts and a workout top. I had let her know that moving around in such deep mud is a real workout you see so we thought a gym inspired outfit was the way to go. So Maria steps in and can't believe how deep it is, then while trying to slowly sink in, found herself slipping and landed waist deep with a splat! She slowly covered herself with the mud and then started head dunking. Well then we lost her... she was in her own little world with the mud and we left her to her own devices There will be a download available soon of this, capturing this spectacle and maria's very sexy reaction to how the mud felt (update! this is now available https://umd.net/forums/mypierogative-gets-off-on-the )

Day two - originally we had a massive session planned, but the person unfortunately couldn't make it due to an emergency and two others who had been on the waiting list were not able to make that day either with it being a Sunday. So we knew we had a few films in mind we wanted to do, and we set out mixing all the mess, and setting up the stocks and Maria's booted pirate outfit for that. We made a film with me trashing Maria in the stocks/pillory and it was of course excellent fun!

Day three - Time for a two girl session. Our visiting splosher had set out an amazing scenario for a UK vs USA sploshing championship, with rounds consisting of a quiz, best roleplay, endurance, custard motorboating each others boobs, singing our national anthems and then a wrestling finale. There was a little more to it than that but you get the idea. I set up all the messy items (five buckets full and 45 individual items) and then in t shirts and underwear as requested by our visitor, we each entered the room to our own entry music, like any good sporting event. In the end I won the trophy, but it was a VERY close run thing with such an amazing opponent!

Day four - an asploshalypse magnifico! Just for Maria. Our visitor had requested more buckets and fewer items for his session, and so I spent from 8am to 2pm mixing up 23 buckets of gunge, custard, treacle and cake batter, and setting out around 45 items. As I'm sure you can imagine this creates a gigantic, deep pool of mess which was enjoyed to the full. After finally managing to get clean, our lovely visitor went on his way. We were so exhausted we had to draft in some help in the form of my wonderful cleaning fairy Steve, who does an amazing job with clean ups and is booked in for his own session with us on Friday. Anyway we dressed Steve in Maria's latex maid outfit with some tights and pushed him in the pool of collected goo. Thank goodness for him. Tired and aching I think that clean up would have finished us off if we'd had to do it! Thank you Steve!

Day five - day five's visitor decided on a two girl mud session in my mud pool, followed by a separate Extra Large messy session with Maria. I wore a PVC outfit for the mud, and we cleaned off and lubed up Maria's latex maid outfit for her to wear in the mud pool. Mm a delicious sight! Afterwards we cleaned off, had some lunch and provided our visitor with lunch too, then I went off to mix up the buckets for the separate session with just the two of them, so that they would still be warm. For this session I made four buckets of porridge and one of cake batter - they are still in there now literally messing about as I type this! Later once they have cleaned off, we'll all be going out for dinner together to this nice Italian place nearby. Fantastic day! (edit: they have now finished and I took some 'after' pics of Maria

That's where the other post left off... so now onto

Day six - this began with a spectacular tights filling two girl session, the scenario being me, maria and our visitor would be testing out tights specially made for sploshers to see how glossy they become and how much mess they can stand up to. We were delighted to be able to report that they at one point took a whole bucket of porridge plus numerous other items, though we also found that curiously all the slop would only go down the left legs and not the right. Finally satisfied with our investigations we used the rest of the mess to completely cover each other. Once we had cleaned off and changed outfits, we all piled into the mud pool for a session together in there - yep you guessed it, all in tights again! Some of the pics are a little blurred or have blurred areas on them but I've included them as they are still well worth a look. In one of them you might be able to make out where Maria wrote #mariafest on my leg in the mud, haha. Later that evening a new person came along to help us clean and they did a really great job despite being pied and mudded by Maria. he promised to visit again the following night

Day Seven - a whole week of the lovely Maria. Friday! First of all we had a super muddy session with Steve (the cleaning fairy previously mentioned who helped to clean after one of our biggest sessions) and we were all dressed in latex and pvc. Maria in her latex maid outfit, me in a pvc top and skirt and Steve in a latex dress I had given him plus some latex knickers and tights. We had a blast with muddy massages and larking about! Once cleaned off and fed it was time for the second session of the day, this time one where Maria and I stayed clean. A different visitor joined us and became our prisoner, dressed in a bright orange prison suit and gunged in the gunge tank while handcuffed, and then in the pillory, and then just sitting in front of us in the pool with his hands cuffed behind his back. We kept going til we thought he was sorry enough for his crime (forgetting where my house was) but the cheeky glint in his eye at the end suggested he wasn't really sorry at all. The person scheduled to help clean again didn't show up, so we thought about doing some Skype sessions instead. However it was a bit short notice and time was getting on so we decided to just broadcast to the masses in the gungy pool instead, and we set up a messy chat-room on tinychat and put the cam on. Maria and I messed each other up with the cold gunge that was already in the pool, plus a couple of cans of shaving foam. A brilliant day!

Day eight - Saturday. Poor Maria hadn't had much sleep but dutifully awoke in time to get her cab to the station and head off for a days messy filming at the prestigious, mysterious and very messy Saturation Hall! On the way she discovered that her jeans were splattered with dried mud. Oops! Meanwhile, I attempted to have a lie in, but sadly some Christmas deliveries scuppered my attempts and so I gave in and started catching up on some cleaning and laundry. An impromptu situation developed with one of the UMD's excellent moderators Yamtree deciding to come and pay us a social visit to meet us both before the end of mariafest. He booked in at a local b&b and arrived laden with lovely presents of prosecco, chocolates and flowers for us both! Yamtree and I talked and talked over many cups of coffee, and Maria arrived safely back from her little messy trip later on. In the mood to party, she and Yamtree went out for a curry and a drink and I attempted to track down all the pictures we had been taking for the last few days.

Day nine - Sunday and I was up early to prepare for another two girl session, to find Yamtree and Maria both asleep upright on the sofa, having got in late and rather drunk! I handed maria a red bull and Yamtree told me about how in the bar where they had been watching a band, Maria had thrown her bra at the trumpeter and it had landed with all the grace of a butterfly right over the trumpet in front of his face! haha! Sounds like I missed a great night. I was relieved to be missing the hangover though! The session this time using the gunge tank again, with a quiz to decide who went in it, plus a lovely selection of custard and other mess. It was maria who 'lost' and ended up in the tank, but by the end we were all saturated and slippery and our guest had to rush off so we let him shower first while we made a start on scooping up some of the collected slop in the pool. During the session, Yamtree had taken himself off into town for some breakfast and he returned once we gave him the all clear with more red bull for Maria. Then we had another different cleaner scheduled, this time in the form of umd user Brick who I've met a few times before. He had generously offered to help clean and so when he arrived we found ourselves having a mini splunch at my place with me, Maria, Yamtree and Brick. He did such a great job cleaning the pillory that Maria pied him, and I found him a PVC catsuit and asked him if he'd like to go in the mud. With a resounding yes, he got changed and hopped in, and i took a bunch of pictures for him. Yamtree went off on his way and after a great mudding, Brick did too.

Day ten - another asploshalypse, two girl session again and this time with over 100 pies (was meant to be 85 pies and 10 cakes but with it being Xmas week I couldn't get a supermarket delivery slot and there was no time to go in person) 10 buckets of various mess like gunge, custard and porridge and a few bottles of syrup. Frist of all maria and I sat back to back, tied together and taking 20 pies each. Then we got our revenge on our visitor, slamming him with the remaining pies, stopping in the middle to make 50 more (I can only fit about 55 on the various surfaces in the wam room, even with 2 extra tables!) then we untied him and we all got bucket after bucket of slop. Amazing! UMD member 'cuddles' kindly joined us to assist with clean up, and yep he ended up messy too. I think he forgives us!

Day eleven - The last day of mess. Yep you guessed it - another two girl session. Maria dressed as a maid and I wore a dress, and the scenario was we knew the visiting splosher had been watching videos of messy ladies, and decided to give him the same treatment - so in a nice frilly Alice in wonderland outfit, he got pied, custard-ed and spaghetti in his frilly knickers. We did allow some revenge for this but then finally, just when he thought we were done, he got gunged in the gunge tank too! We got the clean up done then decided that as we had no sessions the next day and as we didn't have to clean up any further mess we made immediately, that we should get as many videos done as possible. My lovely Henry Wilcox arrived again (having waved him off on day two) and he filmed maria getting muddy in a gorgeous 50's style dress I had, while I shucked oysters to make Maria an oyster po'boy, Louisiana style. Maria finished her film, got changed, and henry and I loaded up my gunge tank with bright pink and bright blue gunge to make a video of Maria getting gunged in her all black PVC outfit. This will be available as a download at some point soon (and Marias muddy dress with tights filling will be available on her store soon too) anyway we after a few attempts managed to make the video of Maria getting gunged with spectacular results. I have included some pics of that of course!

After that video, Maria and I stayed in the pool, drinking the prosecco that Yamtree and had bought us. We made a couple of silly videos including the tribute to Showry we mentioned in the other update, and then still gungy I went off to fry the oysters for the po'boy sub rolls. The silly merriment continued until 4:30am, with maria and I drinking and awful lot in celebration of such a crazy time. There was terrible singing on my part, and excellent singing from Maria. haha

Day twelve - maria packed and we waved her off at the train station for her to head back up north for Xmas booooo

It's been absolutely amazing and Maria is just the best, in so many ways. I'm so tired out, but really glad we did it all! There is more to say but it's taken me forever to write this as it is so I'll sign off here. Thanks to everyone who was a part of mariafest and who helped make it so fantastic!



Enjoy the pics x

We really were privileged to have her here during the frenzy of #MariaFest, I suppose as it's Christmas Eve this would be a fair point to let you see a bit of what she got up too - here are a clean and messy shot from each of the three spectacular sets she did for us, one solo and then two with our head groom, Rosemary.

Maria is more than welcome back at the Hall any time she cares to visit, the gates are high and the wind is howling, but the welcome is always warm for friends of the household. Her boilersuit is freshly laundered and hung up in one of the West Tower guest bedrooms, with a view out across the wilds of Langstonedale Chase.

A very Merry Christmas from all of us at the Hall!

Ooh thanks for those, DM1

Here are the VERY SILLY showry tribute vids we did. Be warned, one in particular might be very loud... turn your speakers down a bit

https://youtu.be/r8AxHz5DQC0


and

https://youtu.be/3j_NGX9Z2qY

Great to read about how the second half panned out. Wonderfully described by Candy too. However you can't beat Day 5 that's all I'll say! Happy Christmas Candy and Maria x

It was great to see you both, two very beautiful and charming ladies.


Cheers Yam

What an amazing 10 days. I've bought my ticket home but it's a return for June 25!!!! Let's do it again next year y'all! Haha

P.S. I'm still impressed by my bra throw. It was one of my sweeter moves.

I'm still in shock the one and only Showry gave her thumbs up approval on our tribute video as well! How exciting!

will be great to see you again next summer. hope you have good trip home.

Some day 4 pics were sent to share! Haha. What a mess

I LOVE those "day 4" pics, Maria! You look so cute and sexy in that 1st pic! I love your long kinky hair (I guess everything about you is kinky! )

That is awesome mess! You look so hot totally covered!

I wish that was me in the pool with you!

Norman

I'm ENDLESSLY Impressed by the bra throw lol

even more impressed that you'll be making it back though! Yay for mariafest 2016 lol

Believe me I would have bet on the lottery before betting Maria could land that shot and so perfectly too, just wish it had been filmed

Right, I'd best get the leave request in at work.