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"Post your Uncompleted Forfeits here"
Love you, too
If you happen to be looking for accountability, and maybe a little peer pressure for motivation, this is a place to post the forfeits from dares you've lost but haven't yet completed. My own reasons for wanting to do this were laid out in one of my blogs:
https://umd.net/profile/i/tiedandmessy/section/blogs/
The idea is to list all of your uncompleted forfeits in a single post and then edit that post by adding new forfeits as they occur and subtracting the ones you've completed. This can be done either by the "edit" function for your post, or by creating a new post and then deleting the old one, which is what I intend to do.
My current list will be up shortly, and if any of you feel the same way please join in. Shaming posts are also welcome
https://umd.net/profile/i/tiedandmessy/section/blogs/
The idea is to list all of your uncompleted forfeits in a single post and then edit that post by adding new forfeits as they occur and subtracting the ones you've completed. This can be done either by the "edit" function for your post, or by creating a new post and then deleting the old one, which is what I intend to do.
My current list will be up shortly, and if any of you feel the same way please join in. Shaming posts are also welcome
I've suddenly got quite a lot, mostly a bad run the last week or so!
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1) I lost this when nobody was in for loser has to. So I guess I still need someone to choose which one I do. Anyone want to pick for me? (same rule applies if you pick option 5 though):
One of:
1) Roll a die: prepare that many pies. Cum on the first pie and hit yourself in the face with it. Only then can you pie yourself with the rest. Clean up after cumming for a second time.
2) Wear tights and pour a large tub of cold melted ice cream in them. Don't clean up until you have cum.
3) Savory - BBQ sauce over the head, mayo in underwear. Then raise your legs over your head and cum directly in your face.
4) Bucket (or 2) of green gunge over your naked head and body. Play in it for 15mins then clean up. But you can't touch your cock/pussy in the that time, or cum for the rest of the day.
5) Loser must do 3 of the above 4, but can pick one of them for the winner to do. If this is chosen, the winner's dare must be performed on cam/video for the loser.
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2) loser has to:
Next dare: wearing a dress and panties, cover yourself in gunge from head to toe, coat your face and crotch in chocolate sauce, and give yourself a pie sandwich.
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3) loser has to:
put 2 unwrapped chocolate bars in your underwear. Go about the rest of your day as they slowly melt.
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4) My own if you don't reply dare because tied and messy replied within an hour:
You must cover your entire naked body in marshmallow fluff, then get fully dressed - boxers, trousers, (t)shirt, socks, shoes and a jumper. Finally make yourself a cup of tea and go watch an episode of your favourite show on the TV.
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5) Lastly this loser has to from Easter time. I bought the creme eggs, but my gf ate them! By that time Easter was over and I couldn't get creme eggs anymore.:
Next eggscellent dare - buy a mixture of 6 chocolate eggs. They can be creme eggs, caramel eggs, etc. Wearing some underwear that'll hold them, place 3 in the front and 3 in the back. Go about your day while you wait for them to melt, and enjoy.
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Need some privacy as I need to get very messy!
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1) I lost this when nobody was in for loser has to. So I guess I still need someone to choose which one I do. Anyone want to pick for me? (same rule applies if you pick option 5 though):
One of:
1) Roll a die: prepare that many pies. Cum on the first pie and hit yourself in the face with it. Only then can you pie yourself with the rest. Clean up after cumming for a second time.
2) Wear tights and pour a large tub of cold melted ice cream in them. Don't clean up until you have cum.
3) Savory - BBQ sauce over the head, mayo in underwear. Then raise your legs over your head and cum directly in your face.
4) Bucket (or 2) of green gunge over your naked head and body. Play in it for 15mins then clean up. But you can't touch your cock/pussy in the that time, or cum for the rest of the day.
5) Loser must do 3 of the above 4, but can pick one of them for the winner to do. If this is chosen, the winner's dare must be performed on cam/video for the loser.
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2) loser has to:
Next dare: wearing a dress and panties, cover yourself in gunge from head to toe, coat your face and crotch in chocolate sauce, and give yourself a pie sandwich.
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3) loser has to:
put 2 unwrapped chocolate bars in your underwear. Go about the rest of your day as they slowly melt.
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4) My own if you don't reply dare because tied and messy replied within an hour:
You must cover your entire naked body in marshmallow fluff, then get fully dressed - boxers, trousers, (t)shirt, socks, shoes and a jumper. Finally make yourself a cup of tea and go watch an episode of your favourite show on the TV.
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5) Lastly this loser has to from Easter time. I bought the creme eggs, but my gf ate them! By that time Easter was over and I couldn't get creme eggs anymore.:
Next eggscellent dare - buy a mixture of 6 chocolate eggs. They can be creme eggs, caramel eggs, etc. Wearing some underwear that'll hold them, place 3 in the front and 3 in the back. Go about your day while you wait for them to melt, and enjoy.
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Need some privacy as I need to get very messy!
Just remembered I had another one from the food fight thread too:
Turn yourself into a human s'more!
And one from the messy hit potato:
1. Fill your bottoms with cake batter
2. Shampoo your hair with honey
3. Bucket of green gunge over your head
Really need to start paying up ( or stop taking part, but that's not going to happen!)
Turn yourself into a human s'more!
And one from the messy hit potato:
1. Fill your bottoms with cake batter
2. Shampoo your hair with honey
3. Bucket of green gunge over your head
Really need to start paying up ( or stop taking part, but that's not going to happen!)
Here's what I've accumulated over the past few months and where I am with them:
Five pies from the Spin for a Pie thread: done and posted.
Beans inside a 2pc swimsuit from Food Fight! thread: done but pix not posted yet.
Pudding in pants from Food Fight! supplies bought but not done yet.
Dunk from Dunk tank thread: I had done a dunk months previous where the dunker withdrew it on order to try to spin to dunk everyone, but he missed, so I just applied that to my most recent dunk there, so I should be caught up.
Five pies from the Spin for a Pie thread: done and posted.
Beans inside a 2pc swimsuit from Food Fight! thread: done but pix not posted yet.
Pudding in pants from Food Fight! supplies bought but not done yet.
Dunk from Dunk tank thread: I had done a dunk months previous where the dunker withdrew it on order to try to spin to dunk everyone, but he missed, so I just applied that to my most recent dunk there, so I should be caught up.
I know this is from a long time ago but I am posting it here as it seems the most appropriate.
In 2016 I took on the NFL dares challenge as described below.
First dare: Pick an NFL team, and post the dare that you'll do if they don't win the Super Bowl. Second dare: Pick an NFL team, and also pick 16 different items to gunge yourself with, and rank them from least challenging to most challenging. At the end of the season, do as far down your list of gunge items as your team has losses.
As a 49ers fan I went with the following :
1 wearing speedos
2 sit on pie
3 pie sandwich
4 rice pudding
5 eggs down pants
6 custard down pants
7 strip naked
8 cold shower
9 pie to bum
10 pie to cock
11 rub jam all over body
12 baked beans
13 black treacle
14 cola shower
15 fully submerge in shaving foam bath
16 wank in shaving foam bath
Naked gunging if they don't win superbowl
At the end of 2016 I became quite seriously ill (as those who know me will confirm) which led to this being forgotten. I am now well and am seeking to make good on the bet.
As the 49ers finished 2-14, I have done the numbered forfeits and will upload the pictures to my profile in the coming week.
As for the naked gunging, to make up for the lateness I intend to hire a session in someone's gunge tank to do it but that will take a bit more planning.
Watch this space.
In 2016 I took on the NFL dares challenge as described below.
First dare: Pick an NFL team, and post the dare that you'll do if they don't win the Super Bowl. Second dare: Pick an NFL team, and also pick 16 different items to gunge yourself with, and rank them from least challenging to most challenging. At the end of the season, do as far down your list of gunge items as your team has losses.
As a 49ers fan I went with the following :
1 wearing speedos
2 sit on pie
3 pie sandwich
4 rice pudding
5 eggs down pants
6 custard down pants
7 strip naked
8 cold shower
9 pie to bum
10 pie to cock
11 rub jam all over body
12 baked beans
13 black treacle
14 cola shower
15 fully submerge in shaving foam bath
16 wank in shaving foam bath
Naked gunging if they don't win superbowl
At the end of 2016 I became quite seriously ill (as those who know me will confirm) which led to this being forgotten. I am now well and am seeking to make good on the bet.
As the 49ers finished 2-14, I have done the numbered forfeits and will upload the pictures to my profile in the coming week.
As for the naked gunging, to make up for the lateness I intend to hire a session in someone's gunge tank to do it but that will take a bit more planning.
Watch this space.
Rock me, Wamadeus
So in total, I owe:
9 pies, + 1 I have to sit on
I have to put an ice cream sundae, peanut butter, and pie filling in my underwear
I have to pour pudding over head.
I also have to do the following dares:
Dare#1
1) Pie to the face
2) Smash 6 eggs on head
3) Cover yourself in custard
4) Head dunk bucket of green slime
5) Pie sandwich
6) 3 more pies, all with crust
7) 3 big cans of baked beans over the head. Remember to look straight up.
Dare #2
Loser rolls a die, and completes the corresponding punishment.
1. Wear a chastity cage and smash three pies in your face. Don't cum for the rest of the day.
2. Roll a die: prepare that many pies. Cum on the first pie and hit yourself in the face with it. Only then can you pie yourself with the rest. Clean up after cumming for a second time.
3. Gunge yourself with baked beans, sour cream, and mayo. Then raise your legs over your head and cum directly in your face.
4. Wear a butt plug and head dunk in cake batter. Then pour it all over yourself. Then flip a coin. Heads: you get to cum, but remember to smash a pie in your face when you do. Tails: unlucky, no cumming for you, but go ahead and take that pie anyway.
5. Go to the pie pod! Hit yourself with four pies. Don't forget the crowning glory! Dump a bucket of pink slime on your head. Cum however you'd like.
6. Pick any two of the messy tasks above and complete them both, but you don't get to cum. Oh, and add two pies
9 pies, + 1 I have to sit on
I have to put an ice cream sundae, peanut butter, and pie filling in my underwear
I have to pour pudding over head.
I also have to do the following dares:
Dare#1
1) Pie to the face
2) Smash 6 eggs on head
3) Cover yourself in custard
4) Head dunk bucket of green slime
5) Pie sandwich
6) 3 more pies, all with crust
7) 3 big cans of baked beans over the head. Remember to look straight up.
Dare #2
Loser rolls a die, and completes the corresponding punishment.
1. Wear a chastity cage and smash three pies in your face. Don't cum for the rest of the day.
2. Roll a die: prepare that many pies. Cum on the first pie and hit yourself in the face with it. Only then can you pie yourself with the rest. Clean up after cumming for a second time.
3. Gunge yourself with baked beans, sour cream, and mayo. Then raise your legs over your head and cum directly in your face.
4. Wear a butt plug and head dunk in cake batter. Then pour it all over yourself. Then flip a coin. Heads: you get to cum, but remember to smash a pie in your face when you do. Tails: unlucky, no cumming for you, but go ahead and take that pie anyway.
5. Go to the pie pod! Hit yourself with four pies. Don't forget the crowning glory! Dump a bucket of pink slime on your head. Cum however you'd like.
6. Pick any two of the messy tasks above and complete them both, but you don't get to cum. Oh, and add two pies
1) Wear tights and pour a large tub of cold melted ice cream in them. Don't clean up until you have cum.
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2) dunk a set of lingerie in a bucket of porridge. Then strip and put the lingerie on. Finally tip the bucket of porridge over your head and finish off with some syrup in your panties.
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4) My own if you don't reply dare because tied and messy replied within an hour:
You must cover your entire naked body in marshmallow fluff, then get fully dressed - boxers, trousers, (t)shirt, socks, shoes and a jumper. Finally make yourself a cup of tea and go watch an episode of your favourite show on the TV.
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5) Lastly this loser has to from Easter time. I bought the creme eggs, but my gf ate them! By that time Easter was over and I couldn't get creme eggs anymore.:
Next eggscellent dare - buy a mixture of 6 chocolate eggs. They can be creme eggs, caramel eggs, etc. Wearing some underwear that'll hold them, place 3 in the front and 3 in the back. Go about your day while you wait for them to melt, and enjoy.
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6) Turn yourself into a human s'more!
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7) And one from the messy hit potato:
1. Fill your bottoms with cake batter
2. Shampoo your hair with honey
3. Bucket of green gunge over your head
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8) If you don't reply dare: cum on a pie and smash it in your face. Then put a large cake on the floor, tie your hands behind your back and lie down with your crotch on top of the cake. You can't untie yourself and clean up until you cum a second time.
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9) another if you don't reply ( I'll get Matilda eventually):
dunk a set of lingerie in a bowl of melted chocolate. Then strip and put the lingerie on. Finally tip the bowl over your head and finish off with some (chilled) cream in your panties and a big orgasm.
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10) 2 carton of custard down the pants and a pie for the world cup dares
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2) dunk a set of lingerie in a bucket of porridge. Then strip and put the lingerie on. Finally tip the bucket of porridge over your head and finish off with some syrup in your panties.
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4) My own if you don't reply dare because tied and messy replied within an hour:
You must cover your entire naked body in marshmallow fluff, then get fully dressed - boxers, trousers, (t)shirt, socks, shoes and a jumper. Finally make yourself a cup of tea and go watch an episode of your favourite show on the TV.
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5) Lastly this loser has to from Easter time. I bought the creme eggs, but my gf ate them! By that time Easter was over and I couldn't get creme eggs anymore.:
Next eggscellent dare - buy a mixture of 6 chocolate eggs. They can be creme eggs, caramel eggs, etc. Wearing some underwear that'll hold them, place 3 in the front and 3 in the back. Go about your day while you wait for them to melt, and enjoy.
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6) Turn yourself into a human s'more!
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7) And one from the messy hit potato:
1. Fill your bottoms with cake batter
2. Shampoo your hair with honey
3. Bucket of green gunge over your head
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8) If you don't reply dare: cum on a pie and smash it in your face. Then put a large cake on the floor, tie your hands behind your back and lie down with your crotch on top of the cake. You can't untie yourself and clean up until you cum a second time.
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9) another if you don't reply ( I'll get Matilda eventually):
dunk a set of lingerie in a bowl of melted chocolate. Then strip and put the lingerie on. Finally tip the bowl over your head and finish off with some (chilled) cream in your panties and a big orgasm.
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10) 2 carton of custard down the pants and a pie for the world cup dares
wet_stuffM said: I still haven't done the pie slide I owe but upon looking into when it happened it occurred to me I owe not one but TWO pie slides! Working on getting the first one done..... 
The Pie Slide was fun -- I've got another one to do also.
Figured I should keep myself honest.
PERSON ABOVE
Whoever it was has since vanished as has their post, but a loss is a loss.
Gunge+forfeit, pie sandwich, extra mess (fully clothed shower, cream/whipped cream)
EUROVISION 2019
I picked Israel, which scored below 75 points, so I have to take 3 pies and 3 buckets of mess in the colors of the flag.
PERSON ABOVE
Whoever it was has since vanished as has their post, but a loss is a loss.
Gunge+forfeit, pie sandwich, extra mess (fully clothed shower, cream/whipped cream)
EUROVISION 2019
I picked Israel, which scored below 75 points, so I have to take 3 pies and 3 buckets of mess in the colors of the flag.
From If you can catch me, I need to mix up 6 boxes of cake mix, with food coloring added to each for a stripe in the LGBT Pride flag. If I don't complete the dare within Pride Month, I have to pay double.
From If you don't reply, pour two bottles of pancake syrup inside your clothes, take a pie sandwich and shower off. Then on separate days take two fully clothed 2 minute cold showers (all w/ pics)
From Eurovision 2019, 3 pies
From Messy Hot Potato, 1) Pie sandwich
2) Quart of yogurt down jeans/pants/skirt
3) 3 pies, all with crust
4) bottle of chocolate sirup over head and face
5) melted ice cream over your chest
6) fill your choice of socks or any style shoe/sneaker with pancake syrup
From Birthday games, Start with a pie sandwich, pie hat, and a slide a pie into the front of your pants and smoosh it into your crotch. Make it real creamy gloppy pie too.
And up to 9 pies currently in Spin for a Pie.
From If you don't reply, pour two bottles of pancake syrup inside your clothes, take a pie sandwich and shower off. Then on separate days take two fully clothed 2 minute cold showers (all w/ pics)
From Eurovision 2019, 3 pies
From Messy Hot Potato, 1) Pie sandwich
2) Quart of yogurt down jeans/pants/skirt
3) 3 pies, all with crust
4) bottle of chocolate sirup over head and face
5) melted ice cream over your chest
6) fill your choice of socks or any style shoe/sneaker with pancake syrup
From Birthday games, Start with a pie sandwich, pie hat, and a slide a pie into the front of your pants and smoosh it into your crotch. Make it real creamy gloppy pie too.
And up to 9 pies currently in Spin for a Pie.
Going into the first wide open weekend I've had in a while I expected to knock off a bunch of these. Glorious weather had me spending a lot more time outside, and with the house next door no longer vacant, patio mess was not an option.
The current list has a net gain. I knocked off If you don't reply, pour two bottles of pancake syrup inside your clothes, take a pie sandwich and shower off, and an If you don't reply I hadn't moved here yet, a bottle of chocolate syrup over my body and a bottle of strawberry syrup over my head. Pics and videos will be added to my page soon.
The updated list:
From If you can catch me, I need to mix up 6 boxes of cake mix, with food coloring added to each for a stripe in the LGBT Pride flag. If I don't complete the dare within Pride Month, I have to pay double.
From If you don't reply:
-on separate days take two fully clothed 2 minute cold showers (all w/ pics)
-three pies to the face
-3 stages of cake: feet in icing, batter over head while sitting on a cake.
-the face dunk cum challenge with a cum pie to the face at the end
From Eurovision 2019, 3 pies
From Messy Hot Potato, 1) Pie sandwich
2) Quart of yogurt down jeans/pants/skirt
3) 3 pies, all with crust
4) bottle of chocolate sirup over head and face
5) melted ice cream over your chest
6) fill your choice of socks or any style shoe/sneaker with pancake syrup
From Birthday games, Start with a pie sandwich, pie hat, and a slide a pie into the front of your pants and smoosh it into your crotch. Make it real creamy gloppy pie too.
And up to 9 pies currently in Spin for a Pie.
The current list has a net gain. I knocked off If you don't reply, pour two bottles of pancake syrup inside your clothes, take a pie sandwich and shower off, and an If you don't reply I hadn't moved here yet, a bottle of chocolate syrup over my body and a bottle of strawberry syrup over my head. Pics and videos will be added to my page soon.
The updated list:
From If you can catch me, I need to mix up 6 boxes of cake mix, with food coloring added to each for a stripe in the LGBT Pride flag. If I don't complete the dare within Pride Month, I have to pay double.
From If you don't reply:
-on separate days take two fully clothed 2 minute cold showers (all w/ pics)
-three pies to the face
-3 stages of cake: feet in icing, batter over head while sitting on a cake.
-the face dunk cum challenge with a cum pie to the face at the end
From Eurovision 2019, 3 pies
From Messy Hot Potato, 1) Pie sandwich
2) Quart of yogurt down jeans/pants/skirt
3) 3 pies, all with crust
4) bottle of chocolate sirup over head and face
5) melted ice cream over your chest
6) fill your choice of socks or any style shoe/sneaker with pancake syrup
From Birthday games, Start with a pie sandwich, pie hat, and a slide a pie into the front of your pants and smoosh it into your crotch. Make it real creamy gloppy pie too.
And up to 9 pies currently in Spin for a Pie.
From the hot potato game:
"1) pie sandwich
2) trifle down your pants
3) 3 colorful pies in the face (boomer's choice on the colors)
4) 2+ scoops of icecream in back of undies
5) cake batter slimed over the head and boomer chooses the type of undies
6) Post Pics here"
Gotta wait til I get some alone time.
"1) pie sandwich
2) trifle down your pants
3) 3 colorful pies in the face (boomer's choice on the colors)
4) 2+ scoops of icecream in back of undies
5) cake batter slimed over the head and boomer chooses the type of undies
6) Post Pics here"
Gotta wait til I get some alone time.
Clearance in the Walmart bakery section helped me play Sunday morning catch up on this list. Came home with 3 cherry, 3 blueberry, and pudding mix, coolwhip & pie crusts for 4 more and enough whipped cream to generously top them all. Plus a small cake, some batter and icing.
I wore fishnets, a rayon skirt, a silky blouse; The payments made for a combined session, in order:
From If you don't reply:
-3 stages of cake: feet in icing, batter over head while sitting on a cake.
From Birthday games, Start with a pie sandwich, pie hat, and a slide a pie into the front of your pants and smoosh it into your crotch. Make it real creamy gloppy pie too. Fruit pies with lots of whipped cream were used on the head, no pants, but gloopy pudding pie inside fishnets and skirt. Lots of rubbing.
From If you don't reply:
-three pies to the face - pudding/coolwhip with crust.
From Eurovision 2019, 3 pies - sat in one of the fruit pies, then kneeling took the last two to the face, followed by rubbing and playing in the accumulated mess.
Some pictures and videos to follow soon.
The updated list:
From If you can catch me, I need to mix up 6 boxes of cake mix, with food coloring added to each for a stripe in the LGBT Pride flag. If I don't complete the dare within Pride Month, I have to pay double.
From If you don't reply:
-on separate days take two fully clothed 2 minute cold showers (all w/ pics)
-the face dunk cum challenge with a cum pie to the face at the end
From Messy Hot Potato, 1) Pie sandwich
2) Quart of yogurt down jeans/pants/skirt
3) 3 pies, all with crust
4) bottle of chocolate sirup over head and face
5) melted ice cream over your chest
6) fill your choice of socks or any style shoe/sneaker with pancake syrup
And up to 15 pies currently in Spin for a Pie.
I wore fishnets, a rayon skirt, a silky blouse; The payments made for a combined session, in order:
From If you don't reply:
-3 stages of cake: feet in icing, batter over head while sitting on a cake.
From Birthday games, Start with a pie sandwich, pie hat, and a slide a pie into the front of your pants and smoosh it into your crotch. Make it real creamy gloppy pie too. Fruit pies with lots of whipped cream were used on the head, no pants, but gloopy pudding pie inside fishnets and skirt. Lots of rubbing.
From If you don't reply:
-three pies to the face - pudding/coolwhip with crust.
From Eurovision 2019, 3 pies - sat in one of the fruit pies, then kneeling took the last two to the face, followed by rubbing and playing in the accumulated mess.
Some pictures and videos to follow soon.
The updated list:
From If you can catch me, I need to mix up 6 boxes of cake mix, with food coloring added to each for a stripe in the LGBT Pride flag. If I don't complete the dare within Pride Month, I have to pay double.
From If you don't reply:
-on separate days take two fully clothed 2 minute cold showers (all w/ pics)
-the face dunk cum challenge with a cum pie to the face at the end
From Messy Hot Potato, 1) Pie sandwich
2) Quart of yogurt down jeans/pants/skirt
3) 3 pies, all with crust
4) bottle of chocolate sirup over head and face
5) melted ice cream over your chest
6) fill your choice of socks or any style shoe/sneaker with pancake syrup
And up to 15 pies currently in Spin for a Pie.
Spin for a pie:
3 pies (received a pie attack)
1 pie (boomerang)
Heads or tails:
1x custard over my head
If you don't reply:
fill up your underwear with ice cream & pour a can of beans over your head, because @resmess replied in under an hour
Okay guys I don't have that much private time so let's try and don't make this list much longer
, this list contains more messy challenges than I've ever done before!
3 pies (received a pie attack)
1 pie (boomerang)
Heads or tails:
1x custard over my head
If you don't reply:
fill up your underwear with ice cream & pour a can of beans over your head, because @resmess replied in under an hour
Okay guys I don't have that much private time so let's try and don't make this list much longer
, this list contains more messy challenges than I've ever done before!Get to actually Remove a forfeit today! 
Oh, I picked another BIG Loss also.....
Heads or Tails and I picked WRONG!
My dare is to replicate the Pie Slide' from What Would You Do' game fully clothed with a twist! ; Make a big pile of mess (shaving cream, 4-6 cans of dollar store shaving cream works well) in bath tub. Get on your stomach and slowly push yourself face first into the mess. Get completely covered.
As an added mess, in a bucket mix a dozen eggs whisked into a container along with 8 dollar store bottles of pancake syrup, mix well and pour over yourself after the shaving cream. Slop around in the mess for 5 minutes and shower off cold until all the stuff washes down the drain....
Oh, I picked another BIG Loss also.....
Heads or Tails and I picked WRONG!
My dare is to replicate the Pie Slide' from What Would You Do' game fully clothed with a twist! ; Make a big pile of mess (shaving cream, 4-6 cans of dollar store shaving cream works well) in bath tub. Get on your stomach and slowly push yourself face first into the mess. Get completely covered.
As an added mess, in a bucket mix a dozen eggs whisked into a container along with 8 dollar store bottles of pancake syrup, mix well and pour over yourself after the shaving cream. Slop around in the mess for 5 minutes and shower off cold until all the stuff washes down the drain....
Dealing with Covid, Sick, but not horrible
Just found out I had an unfulfilled forfeit. My policy is I do it whenever I find out. But now would be problematic as I have dinner plans in 90 minutes. If someone calls me out in 60 minutes I still have to do it immediately
wet_stuffM said:
wet_stuffM said:
wet_stuffM said:
wet_stuffM said:
Oh, I picked another BIG Loss also.....
Heads or Tails and I picked WRONG!
My dare is to replicate the Pie Slide' from What Would You Do' game fully clothed with a twist! ; Make a big pile of mess (shaving cream, 4-6 cans of dollar store shaving cream works well) in bath tub. Get on your stomach and slowly push yourself face first into the mess. Get completely covered.
As an added mess, in a bucket mix a dozen eggs whisked into a container along with 8 dollar store bottles of pancake syrup, mix well and pour over yourself after the shaving cream. Slop around in the mess for 5 minutes and shower off cold until all the stuff washes down the drain....
wet_stuffM said:
From a loss
on If you can catch me; If you can catch me in 12 hours; For first catch I'll take a cold clothed shower right away. 2nd catch can pick 1 item from the list below to be added before a separate shower. 3rd catch can pick two items, 4th catch can add 3 items, 5th catch can add 4 items, etc. re-catches allowed after two hours for each catcher (once an item is picked it is no longer available w/ possible exception of shaving cream) Mess Me Up! Items:
So for this loss I owe a dozen eggs, pudding, maple syrup, Grape Jam, heavy cream
(Mess doubled due to another loss I did one but still owe one more!)
Oh! And a clothed cold shower.... 
wet_stuffM said:
(list WAS getting a little shorter) [/quote
* From a loss in What Would You Do; (I actually owe two of the same) Wet_stuffM you earn a trip to the pie pod with crowning glory ! Making progress!
wet_stuffM said: Mariomrx said: 1. Fill pants with lg. can of tomato sauce
2. fill some form of footwear (trainers/shoes/wellies) with rice pudding
3. Fill the hood of a hooded top (rain coat/hoodie) with porridge then put hood over head
4. Soak waterproof trousers in custard and put them on
5. Roll a dice, which gives you the number of pies to use
6. Pie sandwich
Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: Take (you guessed it) four pies to the face. After you take your pies, dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.
I also owe two more pies for NFL playoff bets. Also I think I should add about 6 pies to cover pies from where I can't remember....
2. fill some form of footwear (trainers/shoes/wellies) with rice pudding
3. Fill the hood of a hooded top (rain coat/hoodie) with porridge then put hood over head
4. Soak waterproof trousers in custard and put them on
5. Roll a dice, which gives you the number of pies to use
6. Pie sandwich
Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: Take (you guessed it) four pies to the face. After you take your pies, dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.
I also owe two more pies for NFL playoff bets. Also I think I should add about 6 pies to cover pies from where I can't remember....
(list WAS getting a little shorter) [/quote
* From a loss in What Would You Do; (I actually owe two of the same) Wet_stuffM you earn a trip to the pie pod with crowning glory ! Making progress!
From a loss
on If you can catch me; If you can catch me in 12 hours; For first catch I'll take a cold clothed shower right away. 2nd catch can pick 1 item from the list below to be added before a separate shower. 3rd catch can pick two items, 4th catch can add 3 items, 5th catch can add 4 items, etc. re-catches allowed after two hours for each catcher (once an item is picked it is no longer available w/ possible exception of shaving cream) Mess Me Up! Items:
So for this loss I owe a dozen eggs, pudding, maple syrup, Grape Jam, heavy cream
(Mess doubled due to another loss I did one but still owe one more!)
Oh! And a clothed cold shower.... Oh, I picked another BIG Loss also.....
Heads or Tails and I picked WRONG!
My dare is to replicate the Pie Slide' from What Would You Do' game fully clothed with a twist! ; Make a big pile of mess (shaving cream, 4-6 cans of dollar store shaving cream works well) in bath tub. Get on your stomach and slowly push yourself face first into the mess. Get completely covered.
As an added mess, in a bucket mix a dozen eggs whisked into a container along with 8 dollar store bottles of pancake syrup, mix well and pour over yourself after the shaving cream. Slop around in the mess for 5 minutes and shower off cold until all the stuff washes down the drain....
Dealing with Covid, Sick, but not horrible
Gunk82 said: So I don't fortet......here's my Pillory from last night:
RessMess- Pieface
Tiedandmessy- 5 eggs, pie to ass
LifeLongLurker- Pie to ass
Steve- pie hit, face
RessMess- Pieface
Tiedandmessy- 5 eggs, pie to ass
LifeLongLurker- Pie to ass
Steve- pie hit, face
and to add to this from 10/25
4 eggs, doubld pie (crotch & ass), 5 eggs, pie (my choice)
plan on doing these together this week. Will need lots of eggs.
Here's my current list of uncompleted forfeits. Hard to keep track if I don't write them all down:
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
10/27/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727634
From 72 hours in the No-Reply zone:
ResMess: Spin ResMess wheel 10 times:
Pudding Pie To Face
Vanilla Cake Batter
Strawberry Cake Batter
Oatmeal
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Chocolate Syrup
Sour Cream
Canned Cheese
Cake In Face
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727635
M95: Pie sandwich and Chocolate sauce poured over my head.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727667
Steve: Stuff a cake in my jeans.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727704
MSE: Face Dunk Cum Challenge, cumming twice.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727774
ViSE: First shampoo your hair with mustard, then cover your face in peanut butter, then on upper body and arms thousand island dressing and on lower body and legs mayo. Need to stay that way for 30 minutes before cleaning up.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727784
Gunk82: The next time the gauntlet is vacant, you must go in, and I get to chose your outfit.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727836
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
10/24/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727231
Cover your hair, face, chest, and stomach with peanut butter. You'll then handcuff your hands behind your back and take a very cold shower until it's all washed off.
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 15 Spins
10/24/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727311
Pudding Pie To Face
Pie Sandwich
Vanilla Cake Batter
Brownie Batter
Strawberry Cake Batter
Oatmeal
Marshmallow Fluff
Baked Beans
Mayonnaise
Mustard
Ketchup
Chocolate Syrup
Molasses
Canned Spaghetti
Sour Cream
Yogurt
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IF YOU CAN CATCH ME
10/19/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-can-catch-me?start=2070#postid_726442
Pour a large tub of glue over your head and wait at least 30 mins before washing.
Once you're covered in glue please then add glitter to the mess.
Whilst you're waiting for the glue and glitter to set get 24 eggs and whisk them together in bowl.
A 1kg bag of flour is next! Mix this with the eggs to create an egg & flour batter. Pour half into your underwear, then shampoo the rest into your hair.
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
10/18/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1350#postid_726170
Real-time Pillory for 1 hour.
For the "real time" pillory experience you should pick a time when you're able to get immediately messy. You'll need to have the following items ready and available: plenty of eggs, ability to make at least 12 pies & at least 6 of the gunge items including a couple of savoury. (bring more if you dare). When you go in the Pillory you should list as your limit all the items you have on hand.
You will then follow the Pillory thread for that hour and follow each instruction as soon as it's given. Photos should be shared of the available mess at the start of the hour in the Pillory, as well as of the final outcome.
You must announce when you'll be in the Pillory in this thread at least 24 hours before and include your outfit options in that post.
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 19 Spins
10/4/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1200#postid_723748
From having to volunteer for 24 hours in the pillory THREE times, here's the result of the first session for spinning the ResMess wheel 19 times (including Double The Mess and 10 extra spins):
Pie Top Of Head - 2 pies
Pie Sandwich - 4 pies
Sit On Pie - 2 pies
Pudding Pie To Face - 2 pies
Can Of Whipped Cream - 2 cans
Brownie Batter - 2 boxes
Vanilla Cake Batter - 2 boxes
Strawberry Cake Batter - 2 boxes
Oatmeal - 4 packets
Oil And Flour - 2 cups
Yogurt - 2 containers
Sour Cream - 2 containers
Mayonnaise - 2 jars
Canned Cheese - 2 cans
Marshmallow Fluff - 2 tubs
Peanut Butter - 2 jars
Baked Beans - 2 cans
Canned Spaghetti - 2 cans
Chocolate Syrup - 2 bottles
Strawberry Syrup - 2 bottles
Honey - 2 jars
Dozen Eggs - 24 eggs
Mustard - 2 containers
Ketchup - 2 containers
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 6 Spins
10/4/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1200#postid_723748
From having to volunteer for 24 hours in the pillory THREE times, here's the result of the second session for spinning the ResMess wheel 6 times (including 3 extra spins):
Pudding Pie To Face
Vanilla Cake Batter
Brownie Batter
Yogurt
Marshmallow Fluff
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 16 Spins
10/5/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1200#postid_723748
From having to volunteer for 24 hours in the pillory THREE times, here's the result of the third session for spinning the ResMess wheel 16 times (including Double The Mess and 12 extra spins!!!):
Vanilla Cake Batter - 2 boxes
Oil And Flour - 2 cups
Marshmallow Fluff - 2 tubs
Yogurt - 2 containers
Mayonnaise - 2 jars
Ketchup - 2 containers
Mustard - 2 containers
Pudding Pie To Face - 2 pies
Pie Top Of Head - 2 pies
Pie Sandwich - 4 pies
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PILLORY GAME
9/2/2019
https://umd.net/groups/topicid/713715?start=570#postid_718327
From a few stints in the pillory:
Egg: 1 egg to the forehead
Egg: 2 Eggs over your head
Egg: 4 eggs down the back underwear and sit down on them!
Egg: 8 eggs
Face squirt: with Chocolate Syrup
Pie: Pie sandwich
Pie: Pie sandwich
Pie: Pie to ass
Pie: Pie to ass
Pie: Pie to ass
Pie: Pie to ass and crotch
Pie: Pie to face
Pie: Pie to face
Pie: Pie to face
Pie: 4 Pies to each side of head
Pie: 2 pies
Pie: 2 pies
Pie: Large home made pie to ass - with Custard
Cold gunge item: Yoghurt
Face squirt: with Chocolate Syrup
Savory: Pour Cottage Cheese over your face
Sticky Mess: Your favorite Honey shampoo
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SPIN FOR A PIE
8/17/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/spin-for-a-pie-2/start/2190#postid_715848
Got hit with 1 pie
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IF YOU CATCH ME, AND I DON'T REPLY
7/29/2019
https://umd.net/groups/if-you-can-catch-me-and-i-dont-reply#postid_712322
Looks like I get to take the first forfeit from newandscared's new game. Got boomeranged so I must: First tie myself securely to a chair, leaving only my hands free. Then take a cream pie to my face, two pie sandwiches to my head, and one pie to my crotch. Then edge for 20 minutes with the requirement that if I cum before then I must continue the stimulation until the 20 minutes is reached.
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MESSY HOT POTATO
7/25/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/messy-hot-potato-game-2/start/120#postid_711064
1) dunk your head in a bucket of cake batter
2) fill your shorts with a tube of toothpaste
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WOMEN'S WORLD CUP
6/28/2019
https://umd.net/groups/world-cup-2#postid_706114
3 pies, 1 bucket of gunge, head dunk into a bucket of batter.
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
5/21/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=720#postid_701090
From cuddles while I was away on vacation: "tiedandmessy - 6 hours to reply or its 2 tins rice pudding in your tightest undies"
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FACE DUNK CUM CHALLENGE WINNER
4/3/2019
https://umd.net/groups/face-dunk-cum-challenge-winner#postid_694064
This is my forfeit for having lost the FDCC pole to newandscared.
Here's the result from the WWYD wheel: (If you catch me, page 37)
https://umd.net/groups/if-you-can-catch-me?start=1020#postid_694068
Pie slide x2: Slide head first into a pile of cream
Pie pendulum x3: Plank to exhaustion over a large cream pie
Pie pod and crowning glory x2: 4 pies to face + pink batter over my head
Pie in the Face
& Cum on First pie
& Cum on First Pie
& edge twice ==> get close to cumming 2 times
& no orgasm ==> 10 minutes of edging before the FDCC
7 total catches, means 7 marshmallows to be removed from the bucket of batter while head dunking and edging. Not sure how this will work with marshmallows, but I got extra large ones. You can't just plop them in after the batter bucket is filled because they'll probably float. I guess I just need to force then into the bucket by hand.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
1/16/2019
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=210#postid_681965
Double Trouble: Pie in the Face plus Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: So it's FIVE pies to the face. Then dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
8/6/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=60#postid_655134
I got another Pie Slide: Get on my stomach and slowly push myself face first into a pile of shaving cream.
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
8/5/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=150#postid_654915
Lost my own dare, so I need to dunk my head into a bucket filled with Chocolate Cake Batter, Marshmallow Fluff, and Shaving Cream, all mixed together into a nice gooey consistency.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
8/3/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=60#postid_654516
Pie in the face
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PERSON ABOVE GAME
8/1/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/person-above-game?start=30#postid_654097
Tiedandmessy: I spun a gunge and wash, Jam and jelly, 3min cold shower
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PERSON ABOVE GAME
7/31/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/person-above-game?start=0#postid_653829
I must get messy with Chocolate, and stay messy for 30 minutes.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
7/28/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=30#postid_653339
Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: Take four pies to the face. Then dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.
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SPIN FOR A PIE
7/21/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/spin-for-a-pie-2?start=900#postid_652024
1 pie to the face
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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
7/7/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=90#postid_649599
My team got knocked out in the quarter finals, with 2 yellow cards, 2 goals surrendered, and they lost by 2 goals. So my final forfeit is:
2 cartons of custard down the pants.
2 cream pies to the face.
2 buckets of gunge over head.
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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
7/3/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=90#postid_649599
My team won in the round of 16 surrendering no goals, but they had 1 yellow card. So my minimal forfeit is:
1 cream pie to the face.
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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
6/24/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=0#postid_645241
My team lost a game in group play. My forfeit from iwannabgunged was:
"I'm gonna go for one box of cake batter and a carton of custard.
Just go for it over yourself in as little as you are willing to show!"
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTION ACCOUNTABILITY
6/20/2018
https://umd.net/groups/new-years-resolution-accountability#postid_646738
My weight on June 20 was 175, rather far from my goal of 165, so I need to complete all of these messy forfeits:
166: Cool Whip and Sour Cream, head dunk
167: Chocolate Pudding, pie to face
168: Cake batter, pour over head
169: Fudge Brownie mix, head dunk
170: Three tubes of Toothpaste, pie to face
171: One dozen eggs mixed with flour, pour over head
172: One gallon of mayonnaise, pour over head
173: Marshmallow Fluff, pie to face
174: One gallon of Custard, pour over head
175: Three cans of gel shave cream, pie to face plus a pie sandwich
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MESSY PREMIER LEAGUE
5/13/2018
https://umd.net/groups/messy-premier-league?start=30#postid_641139
My team ended the season dead last, so as the final forfeit I am required to get messy with all of the items chosen by the 20 participants:
1 Custard
2 Tin of Spaghetti Hoops
3 Bucket of Oatmeal
4 Bucket of Gravy
5 Custard
6 Mushy Peas
7 Can of Squirty Cream
8 Pie Sandwich
9 Tub of Ice Cream
10 Cake/Trifle
11 Ketchup
12 Custard
13 Pie Sandwich
14 Rice Pudding
15 Baked Beans
16 Chocolate Sauce
17 Salsa
18 Baked Beans
19 Bucket of Foam/Water
20 Can of Shaving Cream
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YUCKY BUCKET PACT
2/20/2017
https://umd.net/forums/yucky-bucket-pact#postid_577769
This was from over two years ago, but I must come "clean" and admit that I haven't done it yet. The 12 participants each chose a 1-liter substance which would all be mixed together into a "yucky bucket" for each participant to be gunged with:
1 - 2 cans mushy peas
2 - 1 liter cake batter
3 - 2 cans baked beans
4 - cottage cheese
5 - Custard
6 - melted ice cream
7 - Cream corn
8 - 1 liter thick gloopy gravy
9 - 24 eggs
10 - 1 liter ketchup
11 - 2 cans mac and cheese
12 - 2 bottles/cans of pasta sauce
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
10/27/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727634
From 72 hours in the No-Reply zone:
ResMess: Spin ResMess wheel 10 times:
Pudding Pie To Face
Vanilla Cake Batter
Strawberry Cake Batter
Oatmeal
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Chocolate Syrup
Sour Cream
Canned Cheese
Cake In Face
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727635
M95: Pie sandwich and Chocolate sauce poured over my head.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727667
Steve: Stuff a cake in my jeans.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727704
MSE: Face Dunk Cum Challenge, cumming twice.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727774
ViSE: First shampoo your hair with mustard, then cover your face in peanut butter, then on upper body and arms thousand island dressing and on lower body and legs mayo. Need to stay that way for 30 minutes before cleaning up.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727784
Gunk82: The next time the gauntlet is vacant, you must go in, and I get to chose your outfit.
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1410#postid_727836
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
10/24/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727231
Cover your hair, face, chest, and stomach with peanut butter. You'll then handcuff your hands behind your back and take a very cold shower until it's all washed off.
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 15 Spins
10/24/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727311
Pudding Pie To Face
Pie Sandwich
Vanilla Cake Batter
Brownie Batter
Strawberry Cake Batter
Oatmeal
Marshmallow Fluff
Baked Beans
Mayonnaise
Mustard
Ketchup
Chocolate Syrup
Molasses
Canned Spaghetti
Sour Cream
Yogurt
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IF YOU CAN CATCH ME
10/19/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-can-catch-me?start=2070#postid_726442
Pour a large tub of glue over your head and wait at least 30 mins before washing.
Once you're covered in glue please then add glitter to the mess.
Whilst you're waiting for the glue and glitter to set get 24 eggs and whisk them together in bowl.
A 1kg bag of flour is next! Mix this with the eggs to create an egg & flour batter. Pour half into your underwear, then shampoo the rest into your hair.
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
10/18/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1350#postid_726170
Real-time Pillory for 1 hour.
For the "real time" pillory experience you should pick a time when you're able to get immediately messy. You'll need to have the following items ready and available: plenty of eggs, ability to make at least 12 pies & at least 6 of the gunge items including a couple of savoury. (bring more if you dare). When you go in the Pillory you should list as your limit all the items you have on hand.
You will then follow the Pillory thread for that hour and follow each instruction as soon as it's given. Photos should be shared of the available mess at the start of the hour in the Pillory, as well as of the final outcome.
You must announce when you'll be in the Pillory in this thread at least 24 hours before and include your outfit options in that post.
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 19 Spins
10/4/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1200#postid_723748
From having to volunteer for 24 hours in the pillory THREE times, here's the result of the first session for spinning the ResMess wheel 19 times (including Double The Mess and 10 extra spins):
Pie Top Of Head - 2 pies
Pie Sandwich - 4 pies
Sit On Pie - 2 pies
Pudding Pie To Face - 2 pies
Can Of Whipped Cream - 2 cans
Brownie Batter - 2 boxes
Vanilla Cake Batter - 2 boxes
Strawberry Cake Batter - 2 boxes
Oatmeal - 4 packets
Oil And Flour - 2 cups
Yogurt - 2 containers
Sour Cream - 2 containers
Mayonnaise - 2 jars
Canned Cheese - 2 cans
Marshmallow Fluff - 2 tubs
Peanut Butter - 2 jars
Baked Beans - 2 cans
Canned Spaghetti - 2 cans
Chocolate Syrup - 2 bottles
Strawberry Syrup - 2 bottles
Honey - 2 jars
Dozen Eggs - 24 eggs
Mustard - 2 containers
Ketchup - 2 containers
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 6 Spins
10/4/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1200#postid_723748
From having to volunteer for 24 hours in the pillory THREE times, here's the result of the second session for spinning the ResMess wheel 6 times (including 3 extra spins):
Pudding Pie To Face
Vanilla Cake Batter
Brownie Batter
Yogurt
Marshmallow Fluff
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RESMESS WHEEL / IF YOU DON'T REPLY - 16 Spins
10/5/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1200#postid_723748
From having to volunteer for 24 hours in the pillory THREE times, here's the result of the third session for spinning the ResMess wheel 16 times (including Double The Mess and 12 extra spins!!!):
Vanilla Cake Batter - 2 boxes
Oil And Flour - 2 cups
Marshmallow Fluff - 2 tubs
Yogurt - 2 containers
Mayonnaise - 2 jars
Ketchup - 2 containers
Mustard - 2 containers
Pudding Pie To Face - 2 pies
Pie Top Of Head - 2 pies
Pie Sandwich - 4 pies
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PILLORY GAME
9/2/2019
https://umd.net/groups/topicid/713715?start=570#postid_718327
From a few stints in the pillory:
Egg: 1 egg to the forehead
Egg: 2 Eggs over your head
Egg: 4 eggs down the back underwear and sit down on them!
Egg: 8 eggs
Face squirt: with Chocolate Syrup
Pie: Pie sandwich
Pie: Pie sandwich
Pie: Pie to ass
Pie: Pie to ass
Pie: Pie to ass
Pie: Pie to ass and crotch
Pie: Pie to face
Pie: Pie to face
Pie: Pie to face
Pie: 4 Pies to each side of head
Pie: 2 pies
Pie: 2 pies
Pie: Large home made pie to ass - with Custard
Cold gunge item: Yoghurt
Face squirt: with Chocolate Syrup
Savory: Pour Cottage Cheese over your face
Sticky Mess: Your favorite Honey shampoo
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SPIN FOR A PIE
8/17/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/spin-for-a-pie-2/start/2190#postid_715848
Got hit with 1 pie
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IF YOU CATCH ME, AND I DON'T REPLY
7/29/2019
https://umd.net/groups/if-you-can-catch-me-and-i-dont-reply#postid_712322
Looks like I get to take the first forfeit from newandscared's new game. Got boomeranged so I must: First tie myself securely to a chair, leaving only my hands free. Then take a cream pie to my face, two pie sandwiches to my head, and one pie to my crotch. Then edge for 20 minutes with the requirement that if I cum before then I must continue the stimulation until the 20 minutes is reached.
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MESSY HOT POTATO
7/25/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/messy-hot-potato-game-2/start/120#postid_711064
1) dunk your head in a bucket of cake batter
2) fill your shorts with a tube of toothpaste
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WOMEN'S WORLD CUP
6/28/2019
https://umd.net/groups/world-cup-2#postid_706114
3 pies, 1 bucket of gunge, head dunk into a bucket of batter.
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
5/21/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=720#postid_701090
From cuddles while I was away on vacation: "tiedandmessy - 6 hours to reply or its 2 tins rice pudding in your tightest undies"
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FACE DUNK CUM CHALLENGE WINNER
4/3/2019
https://umd.net/groups/face-dunk-cum-challenge-winner#postid_694064
This is my forfeit for having lost the FDCC pole to newandscared.
Here's the result from the WWYD wheel: (If you catch me, page 37)
https://umd.net/groups/if-you-can-catch-me?start=1020#postid_694068
Pie slide x2: Slide head first into a pile of cream
Pie pendulum x3: Plank to exhaustion over a large cream pie
Pie pod and crowning glory x2: 4 pies to face + pink batter over my head
Pie in the Face
& Cum on First pie
& Cum on First Pie
& edge twice ==> get close to cumming 2 times
& no orgasm ==> 10 minutes of edging before the FDCC
7 total catches, means 7 marshmallows to be removed from the bucket of batter while head dunking and edging. Not sure how this will work with marshmallows, but I got extra large ones. You can't just plop them in after the batter bucket is filled because they'll probably float. I guess I just need to force then into the bucket by hand.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
1/16/2019
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=210#postid_681965
Double Trouble: Pie in the Face plus Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: So it's FIVE pies to the face. Then dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
8/6/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=60#postid_655134
I got another Pie Slide: Get on my stomach and slowly push myself face first into a pile of shaving cream.
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
8/5/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=150#postid_654915
Lost my own dare, so I need to dunk my head into a bucket filled with Chocolate Cake Batter, Marshmallow Fluff, and Shaving Cream, all mixed together into a nice gooey consistency.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
8/3/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=60#postid_654516
Pie in the face
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PERSON ABOVE GAME
8/1/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/person-above-game?start=30#postid_654097
Tiedandmessy: I spun a gunge and wash, Jam and jelly, 3min cold shower
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PERSON ABOVE GAME
7/31/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/person-above-game?start=0#postid_653829
I must get messy with Chocolate, and stay messy for 30 minutes.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
7/28/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=30#postid_653339
Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: Take four pies to the face. Then dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.
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SPIN FOR A PIE
7/21/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/spin-for-a-pie-2?start=900#postid_652024
1 pie to the face
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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
7/7/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=90#postid_649599
My team got knocked out in the quarter finals, with 2 yellow cards, 2 goals surrendered, and they lost by 2 goals. So my final forfeit is:
2 cartons of custard down the pants.
2 cream pies to the face.
2 buckets of gunge over head.
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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
7/3/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=90#postid_649599
My team won in the round of 16 surrendering no goals, but they had 1 yellow card. So my minimal forfeit is:
1 cream pie to the face.
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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
6/24/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=0#postid_645241
My team lost a game in group play. My forfeit from iwannabgunged was:
"I'm gonna go for one box of cake batter and a carton of custard.
Just go for it over yourself in as little as you are willing to show!"
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTION ACCOUNTABILITY
6/20/2018
https://umd.net/groups/new-years-resolution-accountability#postid_646738
My weight on June 20 was 175, rather far from my goal of 165, so I need to complete all of these messy forfeits:
166: Cool Whip and Sour Cream, head dunk
167: Chocolate Pudding, pie to face
168: Cake batter, pour over head
169: Fudge Brownie mix, head dunk
170: Three tubes of Toothpaste, pie to face
171: One dozen eggs mixed with flour, pour over head
172: One gallon of mayonnaise, pour over head
173: Marshmallow Fluff, pie to face
174: One gallon of Custard, pour over head
175: Three cans of gel shave cream, pie to face plus a pie sandwich
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MESSY PREMIER LEAGUE
5/13/2018
https://umd.net/groups/messy-premier-league?start=30#postid_641139
My team ended the season dead last, so as the final forfeit I am required to get messy with all of the items chosen by the 20 participants:
1 Custard
2 Tin of Spaghetti Hoops
3 Bucket of Oatmeal
4 Bucket of Gravy
5 Custard
6 Mushy Peas
7 Can of Squirty Cream
8 Pie Sandwich
9 Tub of Ice Cream
10 Cake/Trifle
11 Ketchup
12 Custard
13 Pie Sandwich
14 Rice Pudding
15 Baked Beans
16 Chocolate Sauce
17 Salsa
18 Baked Beans
19 Bucket of Foam/Water
20 Can of Shaving Cream
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YUCKY BUCKET PACT
2/20/2017
https://umd.net/forums/yucky-bucket-pact#postid_577769
This was from over two years ago, but I must come "clean" and admit that I haven't done it yet. The 12 participants each chose a 1-liter substance which would all be mixed together into a "yucky bucket" for each participant to be gunged with:
1 - 2 cans mushy peas
2 - 1 liter cake batter
3 - 2 cans baked beans
4 - cottage cheese
5 - Custard
6 - melted ice cream
7 - Cream corn
8 - 1 liter thick gloopy gravy
9 - 24 eggs
10 - 1 liter ketchup
11 - 2 cans mac and cheese
12 - 2 bottles/cans of pasta sauce
I have to do a pie for the food fight thread. Waiting for time to do it, I won't forget it ;o
I'm going to add my two uncompleted pillory forfeits here, as an extra incentive to get these done within the next week.
1. Outfit: Sportswear
Pie attack x 1
Egg X 5 whisked & poured inside the top of whatever you wear
Messy wedgie: jar of marshmellow fluff
Half melted ice cream poured down your top.
Pie to the crotch!
Tomato soup down your knickers.
Pie to the crotch!
Blue cake batter.
Eggnog, dumped over your head.
2. Free outfit choice.
12 eggs cracked into a bowl whisked and poured all over your head.
Pie to crotch.
Pie to face.
Partly melted carton of ice cream inside clothes.
Messy wedge: Creamed corn
Pie hat.
Strawberry or pink.cake batter poured over your head.
1. Outfit: Sportswear
Pie attack x 1
Egg X 5 whisked & poured inside the top of whatever you wear
Messy wedgie: jar of marshmellow fluff
Half melted ice cream poured down your top.
Pie to the crotch!
Tomato soup down your knickers.
Pie to the crotch!
Blue cake batter.
Eggnog, dumped over your head.
2. Free outfit choice.
12 eggs cracked into a bowl whisked and poured all over your head.
Pie to crotch.
Pie to face.
Partly melted carton of ice cream inside clothes.
Messy wedge: Creamed corn
Pie hat.
Strawberry or pink.cake batter poured over your head.
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