Update from Divisional Round

NFC:
----(X) (1) Packers - PI4Fun - 2 cans of cold beer (X)-----
----(X) (2) Bucs - tiedandmessy - cake batter (X)-----
----(X) (3) Cowboys - iL0v3Lac3 - honey (X)-----
(4) Rams - dj1099 - custard
----(X) (5) Cardinals - Elysia - melted ice cream (X)-----
(6) 49ers - novagunger - mustard
----(X) (7) Eagles - Gunk - gunge (X)-----


AFC:
----(X) (1) Titans - hooliham - caramel (X)-----
(2) Chiefs - John - marshmallow fluff
----(X) (3) Bills - ThePiesFly - chocolate syrup (X)-----
(4) Bengals - PixelBoi - oatmeal
----(X) Raiders - Gungeboi - chocolate pudding (X)----
----(X) Patriots - Goprodude - brownie batter (X)-----
----(X) (7) Steelers - Gunk82 - Mustard (X)-----







Picking up from the past few years. Up front, I'm claiming KC and marshmallow fluff.


Rules: Everyone will choose a different playoff team as well as a messy Gunge item, and if/when your team is eliminated, you have to do the messy consequences associated with the round your were eliminated. Here's the twist... the further you get into the playoffs, the messier the punishment will be for losing. So a team eliminated in the Wild Card round gets less messy than the person who has their team eliminated in the Divisional round and so on. The person receiving the most mess will be the one who has the team that loses the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl champion will remain clean.

Making it a bit messier this year...

Mess Payouts [Regular]

Wildcard - Pies equal to number of touchdowns the opposing team scored +1

Divisional - Pies equal to the total number of touchdowns scored by both teams + cover yourself in winning team's chosen item.

Championship - Same as Divisional + add all other messes from your conference (AFC/NFC)

Super Bowl - The ultimate loser will take 13 pies (one per other team) and will have to cover themselves in all 13* items chosen by the other players.

OK, I'm in with the Bucs and Cake Batter

I pick cowboys and honey

I know next to nothing about the nfl playoffs and may require a small bit of help, but the concept sounds fun. According to google, the cardinals are in so let's pick them and melted ice cream

Bills and chocolate syrup

patriots (deflatriots) and brownie batter

Ill have the Rams and custard

Deleted my original post because I wasn't sure if I'd be able to pay up still unsure but I'll give it a shot anyway!

Give me the Titans and some caramel! Shocked that no one's taken a team with a bye week.

I will take the 49ers and mustard

Then what are the messy consequences for choosing a team that doesn't end up making the playoffs? You did say this was a "risk", so what would you be risking?

Let's say a forfeit from the 7 seed in your conference as the team that knocked you out. And I may choose to add to it as the one running the game

What if no one picks the 7 seed?

My Chiefs want that one seed!

I'll take the Steelers and Mustard

Got one more spot for the Raiders. Who wants 'em?

Sure ill take em chocolate pudding too

Wildcard Weekend is finally here! Good luck everyone but gunk82

Here are the matchups this weekend:

Pie Only Round - Pies equal to number of touchdowns the opposing team scored +1
Saturday:

(4) Bengals - PixelBoi - oatmeal
vs
(5) Raiders - Gungeboi - chocolate pudding


(3) Bills - ThePiesFly - chocolate syrup
vs
(6) Patriots - Goprodude - brownie batter


Sunday:

(2) Bucs - tiedandmessy - cake batter
vs
(7) Eagles - Gunk - gunge


(3) Cowboys - iL0v3Lac3 - honey
vs
(6) 49ers - novagunger - mustard


(2) Chiefs - John - marshmallow fluff
vs
(7) Steelers - Gunk82 - Mustard


Monday:

(4) Rams - dj1099 - custard
vs
(5) Cardinals - Elysia - melted ice cream

1/15 Results...

Gungeboi gets 3 pies courtesy of the Bengals

Goprodude gets a resounding EIGHT pies via the Bills (Ironically from ThePiesFly - feel free to direct those 8 pies as you will)

1/16 Results...

Gunk gets 5 pies as his eagles fell to the Bucs

iL0v3Lac3 gets 3 pies as his Cowboys let him down

and finally, Gunk82 gets 7 pies courtesy of my Chiefs. keeping with the football theme, I'd like a pie helmet (each side of your head), one to the crotch, and sit in the last one

nervous for tonight's game lets go 49ers

What a WILD Divisional Round that was!!

Results are in...

First up the Bengals upset the Titans meaning hooliham gets 3 pies and an oatmeal gunging!

Next up, the Niners upset the Pack in Lambeau gifting PI4fun 2 pies and a mustard coating. Gross!

Today kicked off with the Rams taking down Brady's Bucs in Tampa so tiedandmessy gets 6 pies and some custard.

Finally, my Chiefs were the only higher seed to win (albeit in a nailbiter). So ThePiesFly wins himself 10 pies! and a marshmallow fluff wedgie. Enjoy !

Next week's games are for a trip to the Superbowl (and 2 pretty epic gungings). Good luck to everyone still in play

Congrats to PixelBoi and the Bengals!

How would you like your win dished out? You've got:

5 pies
caramel
marshmallow fluff
chocolate syrup
oatmeal
pudding
brownie batter
mustard

GF (excitedly) on hand to dish out at your direction...

Really nervous about tonight's game. let's go 49ers.

oh no

Big rams fan. And I missed the chance to join. But loving them getting the SB. Hopefully with a better result than last time.

You guys fought hard and sadly one so you have the right to use

4 pies
gunge pick of color?
mustard
melted ice cream
custard
honey
cake batter
2 cans of cold beer

on me as you see fit. Now lets go Bengals in the Super Bowl

Im happy for you to use the items how ever you would like to.

Since dj1099 turned me down would you care to punish someone that was rooting for the 49ers @messy_latex_fun

Avenge me!

Sorry, I've been out of town. But yes, some revenge seems in order . Especially since my gf won't stop teasing me about this payup in the not too distant future. She's decided to use the batter to dunk me every 60 seconds that I can't get those pies out


But more importantly here's our forfeit to you (she helped)...

1) front and back of underwear filled with fluff - wedgie back and forth until you can't take it any more
2) honey shampoo
3) mustard facial
4) chocolate syrup/caramel shower
5) oatmeal head dunking
6) rinse off your head with the beers
7) pie sandwich
8) 2 forceful crotch pies
9) sit in a pie
10) ice cream in your underwear
11) pie sandwich
12) cake batter sliming
13) re-mustard that face
14) 2 more crotch pies
15) brownie batter wedgie
16) dunk, dunk, pie x4 - (pudding, custard, pie)
17) gunge away and stew in defeat
18) dump any remaining bowls from dunking over yourself