It's that time of year again folks

Rules: Everyone will choose a different playoff team as well as a messy Gunge item, and if/when your team is eliminated, you have to do the messy consequences associated with the round your were eliminated. Here's the twist... the further you get into the playoffs, the messier the punishment will be for losing. So a team eliminated in the Wild Card round gets less messy than the person who has their team eliminated in the Divisional round and so on. The person receiving the most mess will be the one who has the team that loses the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl champion will remain clean.

Another twist (new this year)- to encourage people to pick some of the lower ranked teams, is that if a lower ranked team beats a higher ranked team (Highest ranked is #1), the loser (higher ranked) will have an added payoff for that game

Mess Payouts [Regular]

Wildcard - Pies equal to number of touchdowns the opposing team scored +1

Divisional - Same as Wildcard + cover yourself in winning team's chosen item.

Championship - Same as Divisional + add other Super Bowl team's item and the item you chose.

Super Bowl - The ultimate loser will take 13 pies and will have to cover themselves in all 13* items chosen by the other players. (**new playoff format added 2 teams from last year)


Mess Payouts [Only if Higher Rank Loses]

Wildcard - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head.

Divisional - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head for each touchdown the winning team scores. (minimum of 1 gallon)

Championship - Loser must do a fully-clothed full body dunking in a bath/pool. If they do not have access to a bath/pool, they may do same as Divisional, but it would be 5 gallons plus 1 gallon per touchdown scored by winning team.

Superbowl- Same as Championship, but you will spend 15 minutes drying off, in the position that winner chooses.


Pictures are encouraged but not mandator

Commanders and cherry pie filling

Bills and bottle of chocolate syrup

Philadelphia Eagles and Corn Syrup

Vikings -Bottle of ketchup

Detroit and cake batter

Packers and 1 quart (1 liter) of greek yogurt

Kansas Chiefs and Custard

LA Chargers and Big bottle of mustard

Baltimore Ravens- Apple Sauce

Rams and baked beans.

If I lose to a lower ranked team, I'd prefer to do an extra messy forfeit instead of a wet forfeit if possible!

Steelers and bucket of oatmeal

So far we have

Commanders Novagunger Cherry pie filling
Bills BrightShirtGuy Chocolate Syrup
Eagles Steamymess Corn Syrup
Vikings Gunger_88 Ketchup
Lions Jeopardy Cake Batter
Packers Suxfootsub Geek Yogurt
Chiefs Messyj19 Custard
Chargers Geyemessy1 mustard
Ravens Thirdman Apple Sauce
Rams ProfessorPiePod Baked Beans
Steelers Ruhrohraggy87 Oatmeal

Open
Texans
Broncos
Buccaneers

No one brace enough to pick the last 3 teams?

With only a day left till the playoff start I am going to open it up for anyone that wants to pick a second team either an AFC or NFC depending of which you picked the first time.

I will pick Broncos and molasses

That leaves Texans and Buccaneers still open if anyone is daring

Bucs and mayo

Thanks guys if anyone who doesn't have a team wants the Broncos let me know.

Think I understand it.
I'll take the Broncos and Peanut Butter.

As a reminder thus weeks stakes.

Wildcard - Pies equal to number of touchdowns the opposing team scored +1

For an upset add Wildcard - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head.

And the matchups favorite listed first

Geyemessy1 and the Chargers vs Unknownuser and the Texans

Ruhrohraggy87 and the Steelers vs
Thirdman and the Ravens

Captaincystard and the Broncos vs BrightShirtGuy and the Bills


Sixfootsub and the Packers vs Steamymess and the Eagles

Me and the Commanders vs Marcel777 and the Buccaneers

Gunger_88 and the Vikings vs ProfessorPiePod and and the Rams.

Good luck everyone but Marcel777.

Unknownser's Texans upset The Chargers and scored 3 touchdowns in the process. That means He gets 4 pies to use on Geyemessy1 who also gets a soaking for being beat by the lower ranked team.

Is it bad that I can't remember which team I picked, but I do know we're playing somebody called Bill.

Looks like I lost, but don't pay enough attention to football to know what that means for me lol. Was this considered an upset?

My Eagles beat your Packers. Eagles scored 2 touchdowns. You owe 1 pie per touchdown plus an extra pie---- a total of 3 pies.

As my Eagles beat you, I prefer:
1 in the face
1 on your chest, &
1 on your crotch

Novagunger had Packers as the favorite, but I think that may have been a mistake- so no extra mess. There was no upset. But if I'm overlooking something , Novagunger, let me know.

It's official - the Rams have destroyed the Vikings 27 to 9, scoring 3 TDs in the process. I sure hope Gunger_88 enjoys being humiliated and messy!

Gunger_88, for your 4 pies, I'd like you to take one pie directly in the face, followed by a pie sandwich, and then one pie on top of your head. For style points try to get all 4 pie tins to stick to your head at once!

Sorry guys I intend to update sooner but got swamped with other life stuff

Rans beat the Vikings scoring 3 TDs in the process so ProfessorPiePod has four pies to use on Gunger_88

The Commanders edged out the Buccaneers Scoring two Tds in the process so I get three pies to use on Marcel777

The Eagles beat the Packers and scored two Tds. So Steamymess gets three pies to use on Suxfootsub.

The Bills beat the Broncos scoring three Tds. So BrightShirtGuy has 4 pies to use on Captaincystard

The Ravens beat the Steelers scoring four Tds in the process. That gives Thirdman five pies to use on Ruhrohraggy87.

The The Texans beat the Chargers scoring 3 Tds in the process so Unknownuser has 4 pies to use on Geyemessy1.

I messed up the favorites so we will wave the soaking punishment for this round.

Hope you loke Cherries and Pie!

Alright here we go with this week's results.

First up The Chiefs knocked the Texans out. So Messyj19 gets to use custard on Unknownuser. He also gets to use 3 pies for his win and the Chiefs two TDs. Chiefs were the favorite so no upset penalty.

Next up The Eagles take down the Rams scoring 3 TDs so that is 4 pies for Steamymess to use ProfessorPiePod who is in a sticky situation as he will also get hit with Corn Syrup. Eagles were the favorite so no upset penalty.

Next up. The Bills edged out the Ravens giving BrightShirtGuy Chocolate Syrup and 4 pies to use on Thirdman But have no fear as this was an upset Thirdman gets to clean up with - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head for each touchdown the winning team scores.

Last but not least My Commanders killed the Lions scoring a total of SIX TDs. That means Jeopardy gets SEVEN pies and some cherry pie filling. let's go with a pie helmet meaning one pie to each side of the head and one on top. A pie sandwich to crotch and ass. Finally the pie filling over the head. But that is not all the Commanders were the underdog so add.
Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head for each touchdown the winning team scores. (minimum of 1 gallon)

Does brightshirtguy need to take the gatoraid? Even though ravens were the favorites accordint to the stats, the bills were the better seed.

Professor piepod. After you cover yourself in corn syrup, pie 1 will be in your face. Pie 2 in the front of your underwear. Pie 3 on your chest and pie 4 on top of your head.

Unknown user, pie to the face, top of the head and crotch. And custard poured over head