Ok guys, quite frankly I'm VERY disappointed! I posted a couple of days ago on the Messy Bucket thread and was shocked at how few replies there were!

So, I have an ULTRA rare weekend to get wet and messy and I want you guys to give me a real mucky bucket to slop with.

I'll be getting mucked in my best Levi's jacket and tight Levi's jeans and it would be a real shame if they got away very lightly...so you have until exactly 2200 hours (BST) on Saturday night to choose things to put into my bucket.

There WILL be photos and maybe even a video of this...

Only a couple of rules - you can choose anything you like (within reason...), and you can repost every two hours.

So come on folks, here's a chance to see me wrecked in my Levi's get-up!

Catch 1 : A dozen eggs whisked together and poured into or on your jeans, clothes....

As much custard as you want to add.

2 cans of mushy peas!

2 bottles of pancake syrup in or on clothes

some curry sauce

Throw some porridge in there