I've been a lurker here for years but thought I'd introduce myself with a bit of a splosh! I'm putting myself in your hands and giving you the opportunity to tell me what to do.

Put a message below and I'll pick one out at random early next week do what I can with it.

Rules? I'm not a fan of humiliation or (and this will upset a lot of people) pies, but am up for trying most things. I love wetlook most, can dress in either male or female clothes, and prefer sweet foods over savoury, but if it's something I can a) deal with in a hotel shower/bath and b) get easily from a supermarket then I think it's fair game.

So, let me know what you want me to wear, and what to do with whatever substances you choose!

Wear a suit and put an entire cooked evening meal in your underwear and stay like that for an hour

Let's celebrate the introduction with a good mess.
For a hotel room, I would go with a one piece swimsuit for practicality. Also the mess should drain easily and leave no weird smell.

- Pancake syrup
- Honey
- Treacle
- Corn syrup if available in the store

As for amounts, I would advise 5 bottles per type.

That's an interesting idea. What kind of meal are you thinking of? I'm guessing not a piece of breaded chicken and some sweetcorn!

I'm not sure I'm quite the right shape for a one piece swimsuit, but I'm sure I'll be able to find one that fits somewhere. Love the rest of it - basically lots and lots of sweet sticky goo!!

I'd love to see you put a huge lasagne on a table and fuck it

Once your finished put the whole thing in your underwear and then get a massive dessert and put that on the inside of your shirt. Stay like that until you go to bed

As I recall, you were cheering for the potato to explode in my face in that Hot Potato Game Thread so I'm happy to dish some revenge for you.

Paint your male member with chocolate syrup and then put on a pair of panties (and if you need help picking, I'm an expert lol).

This is an awesome idea

Thanks! :p I posed it as one of the items in the hot potato game except it wasn't specified as women's underwear to be worn, well, except if the victim regularly wears women's underwear; the equivalent for female victim was to paint her labia and do the same. The potato ended up blowing up on a girl; perhaps you can guess whose vagina lips got covered in chocolate

I'm shocked Never did see the pictures of the PB&J though


I might just do that for you anyway. Go on then, what kind of panties?

I'll be nice and make it easy for you plus not too expensive. Your local Target should have these in stock!

https://www.target.com/p/women-s-lace-bikini-underwear-auden/-/A-81427968?preselect=81243649#lnk=sametab

Get it pink or white or whatever light color you can. :p If they don't have them, just get something else that looks cute.

Lucky you. Those look amazing...lol

My local Target is more than 3,000 miles away

Take your pick from https://www.matalan.co.uk/womens/lingerie/knickers?utf8=%E2%9C%93&%5Bfacet_filter%5D%5Bvariants.meta.size%5D%5BSize%2016%5D=on&%5Bfacet_filter%5D%5Bvariants.meta.size%5D%5BLarge%5D=on&%5Bfacet_filter%5D%5Bmin_current_price%5D%5Bgte%5D=4.0&%5Bfacet_filter%5D%5Bmin_current_price%5D%5Blte%5D=18.0&per=36&sort=rating

I feel like I just earned a trip to Target and a punishment in said acquisition for forgetting you are overseas. X_X

Ok, how about this pair?

https://www.matalan.co.uk/product/detail/s2825030_c726/lace-detail-knickers-pink

I think that's fair. I look forward to seeing the results


Ordered I'm away for a week, but they'll be waiting for me when I get back. I won't forget

They are cute too

I've just noticed what a REALLY specific suggestion that is

I've got a long list of things I'd love to see you do

Fill socks and shoes with custard then put them on and go for a walk
Cake sitting
Get in a pool naked and put in all your clothes while in the pool
Have random people fill your underwear with random stuff
Go to bed fully messy

There's loads of things

Well, here you go

The complete set from beginning to end is at https://umd.net/profile/i/fsbillie/section/photos/album/chocolate-cock-and-pretty-pantie?sortby=name

Man those pics are fantastic. I'm almost inspired!

Time for a final reminder on this!

I'm going to pick one of these with a random number generator soon. If you want to add to the last, please feel free. I know I might not be much to look at, but I'll 100% deliver with pictures so maybe there's something that 'works' for you - if so, add it. It can't be any weirder than FullOfBeans' suggestions

> In a suit, put a cooked evening meal in underwear and stay like that for an hour
> Five bottles each of pancake syrup, honey, treacle and corn syrup in a one piece swimsuit
> Fuck a lasagne (!) then put it in my underwear, dessert in my shirt, then stay like that until bed
> Paint my dick with chocolate syrup and then put on a pair of panties
> Fill socks and shoes with custard then put them on and go for a walk
> Cake sitting
> Get in a pool naked and put on all your clothes while in the pool
> Have random people fill your underwear with random stuff
> Go to bed fully messy