Other random memories...

When we got a chinese takeaway on the first night we met and the fortune cookie said 'many happy times ahead'

Your reaction to finding a giant mud hot tub in your bedroom

When we spent 2 days watching a netflix series instead of working

Being obsessed with Showry and making the tribute video to her and then she noticed us and liked it

Shucking oysters for the po boy, which we ate sitting in the pool covered in gunge and drinking champagne

Needing 2 full giant skips for all the session waste (the company took care of recycling thank god)


Then for mariafest 2..

filming with the documentary crew

Going to Coombe Abbey and climbing trees and laughing at pigeons

Constantly needing UMD member and our lifesaver friend Cuddles to pick up extra mud and supplies and help us clean up - and my darling cleaning fairy

The nosey neighbours asking if we were having a paint party and I said it was an art project

The shower springing a leak and the ceiling plaster falling off

Sessions in a heatwave slowing my preparation speed down

Going for dinner at that posh restaurant a lot

Sitting down for dinner indoors and I don't remember what you did but I said it was rude, so you decided to show me what rude really was and you removed your top and put your feet up on the table and I nearly choked to death laughing

You and Sasha stealing the porridge (it was in the gunge tank and you set it off without me!) lmao


and mini mariafest 3

filming at the lake and that fisherman guy watching us and then sending his friend over to ask for your number

I know you've done a ton so I'm not sure if just one will stand out, but you gave this kiwi here my first wam session with another person- it was only skype but I still remember it so well. You were fun, energetic and everything I needed to make me feel at ease and hot and horny and happy. You were a little bit lit and were apologetic as you rambled about how you were late because your dog killed a squirrel and I was smiling like an idiot the whole time thinking 'this gal is a treasure.'

Here are some photos of you that give me serotonin, and I also have a soft spot of you diving into snow wearing almost nothing and immediately nope-ing out.

I remember meeting you out side tesco in Manchester.
I couldn't take my eyes off you, your lovely smile beaming to me. Shopping for supplies and all the travelodge meets especially on in Carlisle in the warm shower and cold icecream....mmmm. as the heating didn't work...
Also your family were in a building next door as i recall (very bizarre)
I still have knickers and bra sets from our fantastic meets
You are very missed in the uk

Have a wonderful holiday time and keep brightening the world with your wonderful smile.

Ps while try to post some pics

You came by my neck of the woods in New England years ago. First and probably only session. I just messed you up with chocolate syrup and marshmallow ice cream topping. Had a ball messing up your hair and playing with it If only I'd had my long hair back then, could have joined in. Camera work was questionable...crappy digital camera that for video that shut off, snagged a couple decent pics after though. You had a go-pro we tried using, but we never got the footage as my computer wasn't cooperating with the camera...it was probably weird looking footage and angles since it was on my head haha.

I had a dream about you last night, then you pop up on the feed!

You were excitedly showing me around your new photo studio with your new business partner 'Miss Splosh' I wasn't able to recognise who she was! I also woke up before I booked anything!!!

We met whilst you where in the UK in 2017, first at the London Splosh Games, then at a photo studio in Stockport UK on Sat July 15th 2017.

The blog post is here: https://umd.net/blogs/i/an-extremely-fun-day-with-mypierogative/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fwhitestar%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F

We created:

- What if the Mask put another Mask on: https://umd.net/forums/what-if-the-mask-put-on-another-mas
- The interrogation of mypierogative: https://umd.net/forums/the-interrogation-of-mypierogative
- Mypierogatives Chistmas Coutdown: https://umd.net/forums/mypierogatives-christmas-countdown
- Mypierogative's Christmas Bonus with Super Santa! https://umd.net/forums/mypierogatives-christmas-bonus-with-supe

Memorable Moments

- Thinking I met a utter and complete lunatic at the Splosh Games and how I wouldn't be able to manage you at the photo shoot! Then finding out that your 'stage persona' was not your 'model persona' and you were totally brilliant!

- Asking you not to give your Mask Identity out until, after my post reveal... then finding out you had already given the game away on your social media!!!

- Having you on my lap/I mean having you being on Super Santa's lap (its not my secret identity or anything!!!) for the Super Santa photos


Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to you and yours in the good Ol' US of A

Whitestar

Feeling a bit homesick and you surprising me with that VERY Delicious oyster Poboy is to this day still one of the sweetest most meaningful things someone's ever done for me!! If I could only find a man like you! Haha!

I wonder how Showry is doing? Man she gave gave us some good belly laughs!

I totally forgot about the dumpsters outside your house! That was complete insanity!!! Do you know I wasn't aware the grocery delivers were a thing that everyday people could get until my first time at your house?! For some reason I thought it was a special service only for disabled people that couldn't go to store or some crap like that It was such a novelty! Now everyone uses grocery delivery service!

I'm still sorry about the porridge. Sasha and I always get in trouble together! I thought he was going to jail in Nevada! It was after my kid was born and I met him and Jeremy Custard in Vegas with my baby and mother!!! (non Wam related birthday event happening, grandma was the babysitter for the big night out!) anyway, He was speeding on way to Grand Canyon, got pulled over and when the cop asked for license he casual was like "I don't have it." My mom and I started screaming at him not realizing that in the UK you don't need to physically have it on you like you do in the USA! The cop called rental car company and LUCKILY let us go! I think he felt bad for Sasha with me freaking out on him leaning over car seat breastfeeding about to have a heart attack. And talk about "real world" colliding with my "UMD world!" "If it comes up just say slapstick comedy and game shows guys" My mom still asks about "the British boys."

Haha I forgot this one too!!! I got all scared seeing my sisters car in parking lot! I didn't know nephew had a dentist appt next door to where I was sneaking off to! That was bizarre!!

Girl I have zero pics of me and you messy together bc that heifer owns it. I have an old phone I'm gonna have to drag out with pics of us at my house!
It's always been a pleasure sister. Love ya!

Some pictures to remember

And somemore

One of the most significant regrets of my life was not finding time to meet up with Maria on here jaunt through Connecticut. C'est la vie

Great that you've found some time to post on here. Here are a few pics from when I visited you at Candy's on a very hot day in 2016 and we turned the hose on you (which was just a little bit cold!) and then a couple from visits to my place in 2016 and 2017with a headful of lather and showing off your wet hair under the shower.

I've been lucky enough to see you a few times now and hope to see you again sometime. it's always been a lot of fun.

Alan

Arg! That sucks. Maybe Spanish Dave has some! Love you too! I hope y'all have a good Christmas! My brothers dog was just sniffing and barking at chimney. I'm not sure what my brother did but the magic has started to get weird over here! Love you too!!!

So close yet so far! I'm currently in Middletown for Christmas!

Sorry, I'm a bit late to this party.

I've dropped a load of pictures below. So many memories but I will give a few edited highlights:

The first time I met you and we went for dinner in Manchester we got lost trying to find the restraunt. Then when I said after the first course, do you fancy dessert? You threw the menu at me!

You and Faye's wam epic in the mud pool with you as Alice from Alice in Wonderland and Faye as superman, plus an inflateable crocodile. It was hilarious and made absolutely no sense whatsoever!

You at Candy's birthday do in Milton Keynes, you refused to leave the pub when we wen for dinner and when we came back you were singing with a guitar (we don't know where you got it) and were rather inebirated. The next morning you got up and went to Rev's where you shot really hungover and I got heat stroke!

Also the classic where we were filming the masturbation scene. Both Henry and I told you not to climb on the seat, you did it anyway and promptly fell out the gunge tank. Then shouted "Please tell me that fucking camera is still rolling". It was an remains the most epic out take ever filmed!

Oh and finally, if I say "the WAM hole" you know exactly what I'm talking about

Like others, there weren't any pictures from our 2017 session in Atlanta (unless you count your selfie with the giant whisk), but I had just as much fun going out afterwards for Indian food and Korean foot massages. Hope you're doing well!

Hi Maria! So glad to hear from you! We of course met up once at JNC's place for a custom gunge tank session and you were so kind and considerate. I remember being really anxious about the whole thing - going to a strangers house in the middle of London, meeting everyone and then openly discussing my gunge fetish with them - like it was the most normal thing in the world - something that never gets spoken about - suddenly here we were - four adults standing around in a house in London, about to get incredibly messy as per my instructions!

I remember before we got started we stood in the back garden having a cigarette and getting to know each other / we talked about America and how sad we were about Trump coming to power. Then from the upstairs window, our host called down to us and dangled a pink spandex catsuit out of the window, delighted that they had found it upstairs and you'd be using it in a upcoming video - I remember thinking "wow, I wish you were going to be wearing that for todays session!!"

We got ready for our session - you looked incredibly cool and in the vintage overalls I'd bought for the session. I think you wore them with nothing underneath? Anyway, you took you seat in the tank and we played a little game of higher or lower to build up the tension before i emptied the tank over you. The gunge was bright green and slightly translucent, but nice and warm. After your gunging the tank was refilled while you sat glazed in slime and I joined you in the tank, perched on your lap, wearing matching overalls. We hugged tightly and gunge squelched between us, before they released a second tankful of gunge onto us both.

That was a fantastic gunge tank - which released 4 torrents - guaranteeing that whoever was sitting beneath it / wherever they were leaning or how ever many of them there were squeezed into the tank / everyone was getting totally slimed!

Not so much the memory Maria is looking for but we matched on Tinder when she was in the UK and I never raised my WAM fetish whilst chatting. Never understood why I did that

WHAT?!?!? OMG!! You possibly changed the course of our lives!!!! How dare you have kept that from me!!! Email me with a photo! I have to know who you are!!!!

Jesus Christ

Maria I also want to just say additionally, how besides my own custom experience with you, how much I've enjoyed your work with other producers. In the years you were over here you quickly became something of an overnight sensation and it was thrilling to find you popping up in all these scenes! The saturation hall ones stand out in memory in particular, I think because you seemed to be having so much fun dressing up and getting messy with their models.

I think the scene you did for the guy who used to be known as Mudfinger might be one of my all time favourite - the blue gunge looks incredible.
What can you remember about this scene? Was the gunge cold or warm?
https://extremegunk.umd.net/download_info/maria-noels-house-party-gung

We never met but I hope I'm to contribute as I do love your content over the years!

First off happy holidays and I hope all is well with you.

My contribution is, I really liked it that time you posted vacation video on Twitter or some waterfall where you just casually sat underneath it enjoying the water. Looked really fun

Yeah! The bus driver in Scotland!!! It was flipping freezing if I remember correctly!! Hahaha! Luckily it was was during summer and quite a warm day!

That was in Belize! There were really cool wading pools and waterfalls all up the mountain! Damn I can't recall the name of that area off the top of my head. It was definitely off the beaten track though.

I got no memories except I keep activating and re-activating my account here.

Good to see you Maria and hope to have a session one day.

Cakes and pies!

Wow! That scene looks totally amazing, Maria looks stunning in those overalls!

Was / is that ever available for sale anywhere?

And thanks for mentioning the scenes she did for us, she was absolutely awesome to work with and a lovely person to hang out with, am kind of hoping she might comment on my memories from upthread, the Badger Dining Room raised much interest at Vegas in 2018.

I wasn't even phased with been stopped or having no licence on me. Then you we're like you're off to prison dude

My heart was for sure beating a little faster after your episode in the back and thank goodness the copper was really cool with all of us.

I still have the video of the shoot we did for the Swedish TV thing where I fell on my arse and you just laughed you're ass off at me. Think it would be too big to upload tho..

And yeh still really sorry about the porridge Candy you know who was at fault for that one

I have some gifs in my profile from our session in Chicago. Was so much fun and it was great meeting you!

https://umd.net/profile/id/28037/section/photos/album/session-with-maria

OMG. Maria and I met up once in NYC and once in NJ and to this day, I can say that my ULTIMATE fantasy was lived out TWICE. Maria , thank you so much for the memories. And if you are ever anywhere close to the big apple again....well, I'd love to try for a third. Love you!
david

A bit late in noticing this thread. I had the wonderful luck of having 2 sessions with Maria here in my Chicago suburbs location. The first was on her 2016 tour, where I was a bit under prepared and just set up a simple camera on a tripod and it was a light-messy level experience. I'm tossing in a handful of cropped screenshots from that. While it was a lighter, more casual session, Maria was her usual, delightful, silly self. It was great fun.

For the second session, on her 2017 tour, I kinda went a bit overboard. I'm including a few sample shots from that for this retrospective thread. I did a full write-up on that one, with more screenshots:

https://umd.net/forums/marias-epic-messy-session-on

And a couple years later, I finally got around to posting the full video edit of the wild and super-fun session, which is still online for those who haven't checked it out that want to. Maria was an absolute delight and one hell of a trooper for the overly-ambitious session. Here's the post with the video.

https://umd.net/forums/finally-the-finished-video-of-marias-20

Put simply, those 2 sessions are still by far my two best WAM experiences to date. It's fun looking through the other posts to this thread, with others reminiscing about their fun experiences with her. Thanks for the fun thread, Maria. Best wishes for what you're working on now that doesn't involve us lunatics.