I guess before this weeks results are announced I should issue last weeks forfeit.

John Smith, you can cover yourself in a bucket of slime.

Results are in for the week

Classic league:
Captain custard wins the week and give a forfeit to John Smith

Head to head
I beat prae and give him a pie and forfeit of taking a seat in the hit seat game
Captain Custard is safe after beating average
Geyemessy beats Nova and can give him a forfeit

Overall standings rally are now looking bad for Captain mustard in second place. He doesn't seem to have decided to throw any weeks yet to avoid 2nd. With 10 weeks left and a big gap to 1st what will he do next week??

This week's results are below. Captain custard is gaining on me slowly in the overall stakes but we're running out of game weeks now.

Classic
Geyemessy wins the week and gives a forfeit to Nova

H2h
I beat nova, who can have some pudding as well as his pie
Captain custard beats prae by enough for a forfeit
Geyemessy beats to average so is safe

Nova, in honor of pi-day take 3 pies and 1 slime for 4 total messy items for your punishment

Thanks Wam262, I am now in the hotseat as just seen your post.
Have totalled up what I owe to date and is not good reading.
15 pies
1 savoury pie
Nuteela on chest
Warm peanut butter over head and face
Dunk in cake batter
Syrup over head
Rice pudding in underwear
Strawberry jam ocer face and add cream
Fill pants with my choice
Carton custard over head and in pants

On the bright side I owe Dares to:
Nova x2
Geyemessy
John Smith

Forfeits to:
Geyemessy
Nova
Wam262

As the hotseat game started on the 6th Jan and I owe Wam262 a forfeit from the 17th, I think I can legitamtely send him there.
I will stay there until someone takes my place then Wam262, it's your turn.

Catching up on forfeits to be issued from the last couple of weeks, John Smith from the classic league two weeks ago and Prae from the H"H last week.

You can both do milk over the head, at least 2 pints.

Pretty sure I don't owe you a date but I'm a good sport so have joined the hot seat game anyway

Hi Wam262
27/1/25 results, I amazingly get to give you a forfeit.
Good luck in the hot seat.
If I'm wrong I'll take the gunge for you, in which case I hope someone takes your place soon.

Yep you're 100%right, I'd wiped that week from memory it seems!

Anyway, looks like we are both safe from the hot seat!

Only 12.55pm Tuesday here in UK. Plenty of time for someone here to pull the chain

Well I walked into that one didn't I. I'll do this today. Have the gunge tank filled above the shower already.

Nice one Wam262.
Hoping you are not the sort of person who seeks revenge.

After a long international break we're back! A low scoring and close round this time. On to the results.

Classic league
I narrowly sneak the win and get to give a forfeit to prae. You can go back in the hot seat since you escaped last time.

H2h
I beat geyemessy. So you can have some chocolate sauce to go with your pie
Nova has a storming week to beat captain custard, who gets a pie.
Prae loses badly to the average, so gets a pie too.

Next round is coming up quickly, then some double game week fun

Thankfully escaped the hot seat.
How did your naked hotseat gunging go Wam262?

Dammit, I'll have to get you eventually!
My gunging was extremely cold but I can't say I didn't enjoy it. Played a game where there were 6 strings with one attached to the plug. My wife pulled each at a time and got me in the 3rd pick.

Looks like I'm not doing too well this week at the moment in FPL. Hoping Bruno G and Isak come through for me.

So, the week's results are in, and it's an interesting one for sure. Suffice to say my Newcastle picks did not save me this week and I'm going to be getting messy I think! And let's not forget big congratulations to Nova!

Classic league
A very unexpected result here with 2 winners - Nova and John Smith. This hasn't happened before but since I'm the loser this week I have to pick the worst option for me and say both players get to dish out a forfeit to me

Head to head
I lose to captain custard so gain a third forfeit and a pie
Prae loses to geyemessy for a pie and forfeit too. Hopefully he won't escape this one like he did the last!
Nova easily beats the average to stay clean

I'm hoping next week's scores return me to winning ways. 3 forfeits seems a lot for 1 bad week!

Before this week kicks off I thought I should name your forfeit 262.

We'll go for a pie sandwich, so that will be 3 pies in total for the H2H week.

Results time for the last week. CaptainCustards resurgence continues. The gap to me is now just over 100pts with 6 rounds left. A long shot, but doable.

Classic
Captain custard wins with an impressive 99pts, allowing him to give John smith a forfeit

H2h
A good battle between captain custard and geyemessy ultimately leaves geyemessy covered in pie and whatever captain custard chooses
Nova takes a pie and a forfeit from pare
I happily beat average to stay clean this week.

Another double game week coming up, and I'm still waiting for 2 of my forfeits from last week.

John Smith, you can have a bucket of gunge this week.

Geye, add a carton of custard to your pie.

Nova you can go in the hotseat as your forfeit.

See if I can get a 2nd person gunged.

This week's double game week results are in.

Classic
I win the week and give John smith a forfeit, which will be to join pyramids 2.0 game

H2h
I beat prae who's going straight to the hot seat with your pie. I'll get you eventually!
Captain custard stays clean beating average
nova beats geyemessy who gets a forfeit

Another week done, and a very close one at the top

Classic
I draw with captain custard, but he has made an extra transfer for -4 so I take it. John Smith loses and can have a custard shampoo

H2h
I beat nova by enough for a forfeit. You can join a messy dice game of your choice
Geyemessy loses to the average for a pie. Only because of the transfers he made.
Captain custard beats pare, but only for a pie, again due to his extra transfers.

Thankfully was rescued from the hot seat before lever was pulled.

I'm going to find a way to get you eventually!

This week's results. A close one in all accounts. I feel robbed for getting a pie despite being only one point below this week's top score!

Classic:
Geyemessy wins and gives John smith a forfeit

H2h
I lose to geyemessy for a pie
Captaincustard loses to nova for a pie
Prae gets a pie for losing to average

Extremely close one this week with everyone but John Smith scoring in the 50s.

Classic
I just scrape the win and give John Smith a forfeit of joining the messy hot potato game

Head to head
I beat prae for a pie
Captain custard stays clean beating the average
Nova gets a pie for losing to geyemessy

Only 2 more rounds left. Looks unlikely any of the places will change at this stage...

The penultimate round of the season is done. Just one more round left till the end. Here are this week's results:

Classic:
Prae wins a close race at the top to give a forfeit to John Smith

H2h
Prae beats Nova for a pie and forfeit
Geyemessy beats captain custard for a pie
I beat average to stay clean

One more to go!

So we've reached the end of the season.
Week 38 results:
Classic
I win and give a custard shower to John smith

H2h
I beat nova for a pie and some caramel sauce
Geyemessy loses to average for a pie
Captain custard beats prae for a pie


Overall results
The important one is Captain custard coming second so getting a substance from every player. Mine will be baked beans

I have managed to win both leagues overall so will pick pear to join the hot seat for both of them - I'm determined for him to finally lose that!

Thanks everyone for playing. I'll aim to do something similar next season. Probably simpler with just the head to head version since that seemed more fun. Opinions for the next one are encouraged though!

Thanks for organising this wam262

Has been a fun season. Looking forward to taking your crown next season.

Thanks Wam262.

I choose golden syrup for the Captain.

Hoping for my usual luck in the hot seat.