Prae (normal) and Nova (head to head) dare: Since I'm about to find myself in this scenario in other warm games, each of you needs to take a savory pie to the face.

Knew I should have kept my mouth shut

So much for my dabbling in the transfer market.
1 pie, 1 savoury pie to face and nutella chest will be done before we resume.

Week two's pay up is done more pictures profile.

https://umd.net/profile/i/novagunger/section/photos/album/fantasy-premier-league-2024


Do to a side bet I have to add a pie for each consecutive loss hopefully it will max out at 3

With the league having an international break I think this is a good opportunity to catch up with my forfeits.

As well as my pies I'm adding in a bucket of gunge for a greater than 10 point loss vs average.
I assume everybody agrees that this is a suitable choice?

Week 3 payup done

https://umd.net/profile/id/51546/section/photos/album/fantasy-premier-league-2024

Hopefully I can break this streek this week.

So this week's results are in, and it's still not looking good for Nova.

Classic league
Nova scored the lowest points so gets a dare from Captain Custard who won the week

H2h
Nova gets a pie, but escapes a dare since I didn't win by 10
Prae gets a pie and a dare from Captain Custard
Geyemessy gets a pie

Maybe Nova needs to use his wildcard and change his team up a bit.
Given so far it has been a bit one sided against Nova, is it worth changing the rules slightly? For the classic league we could change to anyone who goes down in rank gets a dare from those who went above him? Not sure if that's better or worse than a weekly loser. Thoughts?

How unfair that I get a dare with 2nd highest points total.
Will add it to my list and get done.
2 pies
1 savory pie
Nutella on chest

As for Nova, he probably deserves everything he gets but happy to change the rules.

I am not advocating for rules change but I don't oppose the idea.

In terms of additional forfeits this week, I'll just add on an extra custard pie on for Prae & Nova.

Let's keep the rules the same then. Especially since I remembered nova has a side bet until he doesn't lose!

This week's results are at in. And he's done it! Novagunger finally stays clean!
A close one in the this week, I thought I'd clinched the overallwinner but ended up losing both that and the head to head to geyemessy

So
Main league: geyemessy wins giving a dare to prae

Head to head: no extra dares this week. pies for me, captain custard and prae

Actually, John Smith owes the dare to Prae in the normal league

Ah yes. Forgot he was in the classic league only

Another game week down so time for some mess. I had a nightmare week using my wildcard but still almost getting the lowest points. Nova seems to be doing better but couldn't quite pull off the h2h win, and Captain Custard atoms ahead with a big win.

Classic league: Captain custard chooses a dare for Geyemessy

H2h league:
I owe a pie and a dare from Captain Custard
Nova owes a pie
Geyemessy owes a pie and a dare from Prae

For once I come out clean.
I will catch up with all my forfeits shortly.
geyemessy can have a savory pie back for the one he gave me, how about Mushy peas with mayo

Both people needing forfeits from me can take 6 eggs cracked over the head.

This week seems to be back to business as usual - Nova losing to everyone.

Classic league
Nova gets a dare from me. Let's go with a jug of milk over your head.

H2h
I get away clean
Nova gets a pie and a dare from Prae
Very close one between captain custard and geyemessy but captaincustard takes the pie.

We're back after the international break. Very low scoring one for everyone this week leading to some close head to heads.

Classic league:
John Smith loses. The winner was a tie between me and captaincustard. I'll let captain custard decide John's fate!

Hth:
I won my head to head but the other 2 are draws. In the absence of a rule for draws I'm going to make the executive decision that both players get pied. So that means I stay clean but everyone else is pied! It's almost as if I'd planned it!

Shall we complete the round of pies and say John Smiths forfeit is also a pie this week.
However, if John responds within 2 hours he can pass the pie to wam262.

Making up rules is quite fun!

My team are actually scoring points this week!
Well one of them. But hopefully the others will get the idea and join in.

This week's results:

Nova lost in he classic league and I won so he gets a dare from me

H2h
Nova again lost to me so a pie and another dare
Prae lost to Captain custard by more than 10 so gets a pie and a dare.

Nova can have a cold shower then a flour dusting before his pie as my 2 dares

Prae - Take a large jar or tub of Nutella or peanut butter (warmed so that is runny) and smear it al over your head and face.

Enjoy!
CC

This week's games are up and results are in

Classic league:
Geyemessy gets a forfeit from me

Head to head:
Geyemessy gets another forfeit from me and a pie
CaptainCustard gets a pie and a forfeit from Nova

Geyemessys forfeits from me can be a bowl of gravy over the head and a dusting with a packet of flour.

This week's roundup:

Classic league:
Prae gets a forfeit from geyemessy

H2h:
CaptainCustard gets a pie and a forfeit from me
Prae gets a pie and a forfeit from geyemessy
Nova gets a pie

CaptainCustards forfeit from me can be a syrup shampoo

Prae,
Forfeit 1: Dunk your head in a bucket of pancake batter
Forfeit 2: Take a bottle of syrup over your head

Hi
I owe some dares to people. Will catch up this weekend.

Another round is over after a week off for the international break.

Classic league:
Captain custard gets a dare from me. Let's make it chocolate sauce drizzled all over.

H2h
Nova owes a pie and a dare to pare
Captain custard owes a pie and a dare to geyemessy

Playing against AVERAGE this week, at least the worst I can receive is another pie!

Since you're so eager to go against average this weektake a bucket of red cake batter for the dare from the previous week