Hey everyone! So last week, the biggest margin of victory goes to Andy's Crazy Team who beat Double Dare by 29.5 points, which is probably the narrowest "widest margin" we've had in awhile. The biggest point scorer was BrightShirtGuy with 118.32 and the lowest point scorer was GoPro's Great Team with 64.88. Looking forward to hearing what punishments the winners come up with! Have a great Thanksgiving for those celebrating!

This has to be a mistake is there a recount

Well week 12 has come and gone and it looks like some of the greatest hits keep on coming! The biggest blow out of the week goes to Third man's team who scored 98.36 points, while Rustef's team only scored 64.84 points (a 33.52 point difference), so Third man is able to tell Rustef what kind of messy forfeit to take as punishment. The biggest winner of the week was BrightShirtGuy who scored 141.50 points and the biggest loser of the week is Gopro's Great Team who only scored 52.80 pojnts. BrightShirtGuy will be able to assign a pie (and pie location) to Gopro for losing. Looking forward to hearing about the mess!

It looks like we're going into the final week of regular season before playoffs! I think we were all supposed to come up with a messy forfeit for the manager of the last place team at the end of the season to do too... just rereading the rules of the league. Good luck to everyone!

Also waiting for my forfeits for the two loses to BrightShirtGuy

Lunch is on you Rustef! Let's have peanut butter and jelly in your pants with a nice wedgie. And wash it down with some milk over your head!

I have a side bet rematch this week with John Smith!

Our Teams (I'm Chocolate Sauce Gardner, he's John's Destroyers) are facing off a second time, and I challenged him and his girlfriend to a side bet to make up for the first one, where, if you recall, I lost and John indeed destroyed me Pie Pod style, getting 4 sweet and 4 savory pies thrown in my face, along with melted ice cream dumped in my underwear, a peanut butter wedgie, and two "crowning glories" of pink slime and baked beans.

Our bet is basically the same: the loser's girlfriend gets to "pie pod" the loser by chucking 4 pies in his face, and also gets to fill his underwear and give him a messy wedgie with substances of the winner's choosing.

But since I already lost to him this season, John and his gf wouldn't take my bet unless I put something more on the line. So my side is double or nothing: if I lose, I have to take 8 pies, plus the underwear filling, messy wedgie, and the Crowning Glory. If he loses, he only gets 4. Which is fine. I want payback, and since I'm not going to lose, it doesn't matter the cost.

Hope you're ready for some dessert, John!

GF here - Kick John's ass for me

This should be good!

I'm willing to call this one over - double pie pod for hooliham again haha!

Now soliciting suggestions for pie fillings, underwear fillings, wedgie fillings, and crowning glories? Let's have a bit of mercy and keep it all sweet this time though, yeah ?

Aw, poor Hooliham, he keeps losing! I'm thinking that some butterscotch or chocolate pies would be great.

Guys, a little early to be counting your chickens, isn't it?? Now I'm going to take extra satisfaction out of escaping the mess when I come back and win tonight. Those pies are going to look so good on you, John!

So I haven't been following the thread, so Poidog101 sent me a reminder that I owe some people forfeits.. I think from the 10/28 post, you get to dish a punishment to "thirdman". From 10/15, you get to dish a pie and a punishment to "Rustef", From 10/23, you get to dish a pie to "GoProDude". From 10/29 you also get to assign a pie to "GoProDude".
-Thirdman (Pie sandwich and cold shower)
-Rustef (Pie to the crotch and face)
-GoProDude (5 pies were ever you would like)

So Poidog101 also said to bring to the group the discussion about if I should be punished for not following the tread and what that punishment should be.. so I leave that to you the Fantasy Football group.. to be punished or to not to be punished and have mercy

I think he could use some applesauce down his pants!

An excellent suggestion - straight from the fridge no doubt. Keep them coming!

What a week it has been. The last of the regular season weeks has come and gone. "Slime Time" (155.78pts) has the biggest blowout of the week (67.46 points) and gets to assign a mess of their choosing to "Third man's team" (88.32pts). Also, the weeks overall highest point getter "Slime Time" gets to assign a pie of their choice to the lowest point getter, by a razor thin margin, "Rustef's Team" (66.94 points)

Also, based on the posted bet, "John's Destroyers" beat "Chocolate Sauce Gardner" by 25.86 points, and so Hooliham has a messy punishment to do. Feel free to follow John's post and suggest things for his punishment.

After some radio silence, BrightShirtGuy posted some overdue forfets, so check if yours is in there (see above quote). Feel free to respond to his question as well.

This week is the start of the quarterfinals. This first round will see Totally Pied Faces battle against BrightShirtGuy, and myself battle against Double Dare. Best of luck to everyone!

Excellent suggestions for Hooliham's forfeit! That guy keeps walking into the pies!

I am embarrassed to have challenged the same person twice, lost both times, and now have to take a double punishment, but as long as I get to keep my clothes on, maybe I'll at least be able to retain a shred of my dignity

Well the quarterfinals have come and gone and we have some results to report:

The biggest blowout of the week goes to Third man's team (91.16 pts) who beat Rustef's Team (45.82 pts.) for a difference of 45.34 points. Because of that, Third man gets to assign a mess of their choice to Rustef.
The biggest point scorer was Slime Time with 140.96 points. The lowest point scorer was Hooliham's Chocolate Sauce Gardner team with 36.00 points. Now Slime Time gets to assign a pie and pie location to Hooliham.

Good luck to everyone in the semifinal round this week!

Gonna have to dispute that one, since I had a bye this week.

Still owe the forfeit from last week though!

Tsk tsk tsk still owing that

PLAYOFF ANNOUNCEMENT:

It looks like it will be RUSTEF vs GoPro for 11th place. Which means that whoever loses will be last place. Which means it's time for us to announce whatever forfeit we've come up for the eventual loser. One forfeit per person, so give it a good thought and have no mercy!

As for this past week:
Hooliham is clear this week he had the bye

As for Rustef, how about a simple shaving foam pie sandwhich, he has to play to avoid last so it may get worse for him yet. Best of luck all

Don't you mean no lack of mercy?

I totally didn't forgot to post this for last month when I did it . I just wanna say I didn't deserve to be pied with mayo I'm innocent! it got everywhere and I'm coming to get you all

Stakes for the final... Me vs Bright Shirt Guy


Winner picks 2 forfeits from the last place punishment list that the loser of our game has to complete. AND the loser has to pick one for themself to also complete.

Best of luck Bright Shirt Guy!!

Got a small OP and can't get messy at the moment.
Sso will do the pies and if I will lose the mess in the new year then.

What are people's last place forfeits? Would love to know what we're risking!

Forfeits from all the winning teams who didn't come in last place

I'll get our list going with a peanut butter wedgie

I'll add some cake batter dumped over the head.

2 real crust cherry fruit filling pies to the face