I wonder if this thread has started before......

but I have met, dated, been friends with so many wammers and you know the one thing about them in common?

they are all OCD about cleanliness! when NOT wamming! now, if you have ever seen vids of me walking around my house....i like to call what I have going on "organized clutter" BUT OMG. dust, dirty floors when the light shines on them? dirty windows? baseboards? holy shit....brings me nightmares!

lol

jilly was the EXCEPTION. omg, she was a SLOOOOOOBBBBBB. god love her......she was such a slob. lol.....but jilly is kinda in a realm of her own, we all know this and miss her around here.

but, i just wanna know, have you all noticed this?? i know robby can tell you, while i was setting up in the hotel, i had to be wiping down while i prepped, boxes stacked, even though we were about to make a mess, i had my whole "organized clutter" deal going on....i tried really hard to not go overboard with it not making much sense at all....haha.

so, do you all do this as well? when i am prepping a shoot if i get a drip somewhere, i HAVE to wipe it up...even though 15 more drips will come....its so strange!

and my house? i got the clutter....as any mother would...but the dust and counters and all that? omg. i have to keep it clean. !!!

Personally I am slob, or at least untidy.

I do go out of my way to keep my kitchen clean and bath room clean. And after wamming I go out of my way to remove... evidence.

But I'll leave clothes, books and bad everywhere. My draws and cupboards, which i try to keep organized, somehow also end up.. no organized.

I love getting messy.....but i'm more on the OCD side of things when i'm not as things have to be left neat and tidy for me.

Plus i hate messy places in general as it brings out my anxiety 100% and i start to get paranoid and claustrophobic to the max!!.

I just kep clean the things I should, When its come to getting messy and the clean up I make sure I clean every thing when I clean up. to where you cant tell

so weird but sometimes i get really excited about wamming even if im not being shot that day....like its a dixie shoot or something bc i have not mopped the floors in two days (knowing they will get messy) and i cant wait to mop them!

hahahahhaa! its too much! lol

Now you made me think, I can't get confortable if there is some stain or dirt in my floor but when i get home covered with mud I just can't help to see the mud in the floor and remember how happy i was in the puddle, Is weird that we care a lot about having our houses clean but when we have the chance we get as filthy as we can :p

Blue screen just nailed it. It is a total release. And I have some ideas about WAM and some other things.

I think Sploshman can attest that I'm not a slob, but I'm not particularly neat either. Things are orderly, but not obsessively so. I kind of have phases where I let things go (particularly the dishes) for awhile. But, when I decide to clean, I clean ALL THE THINGS!

I sometimes exhibit the "O" and the "C", but I don't think I'm quite in the "Disorder" category.

The woman was cleaning up a mess we hadn't even MADE yet. A bit over the top if you ask me.

So, there we were out having yet another classy dinner at Taco Bell, and there's Jayce wiping down the tables like she wanted to be paid minimum wage.

I can see that.

Also, the real mess was to be made about an hour later in the bathroom. RIP guts.

I understand what you mean a little.
This is probably because Wammrs is moved by the gap between "mess" and "clean".
But I am also a slob

Nah, I barely even register dirt. I mopped my kitchen the other day and the tiles went from grey to white.

I just sort of resent cleaning as an endless, thankless, grinding cycle. As soon as you've cleaned something, something else you cleaned earlier needs it again. Housekeeping and laundry and hygiene* all chasing one another's tails like horses on a merry-go-round. It never stops until you die and it just makes me want to die all the sooner.

But, also, wamming for me isn't about getting dirty; it's about getting slippery. Hence why I don't go for lumpy stuff like beans or oatmeal.

*Yes, I do shower if I'm going to leave the house. I have some respect for my fellow humans. But I don't have to like it. And most weekends I simply elect to stay indoors rather than spend the immense emotional energy required to get presentable enough to leave.

Puts hand up!

I'm a slob. From a family of habitual slobs and latecomers. I worked very hard to develop the habits of punctuality while I was in college, and having my own car is helpful as I maintain those habits now (never again will I be late because someone else was dawdling with this and that when I was ready to leave). But after college, I had to move back in with my parents. Whatever strides toward tidiness I had made in college were mostly undone at that point, but in October I can finally move out and recommit myself to the habits of tidiness (it will help that my new apt has a dishwasher...dishes are a major area of disorder in this house). I might go just slightly OCD for a while, until the habits are ingrained to the point where I can't not do them.

SO guilty. I need things to be neat and tidy. I'm also a total germophobe and will never forget a time when someone I worked with, who was always chewing her pen, accidentally "spit" her pen out and it flew across my pristine desk and landed in my lap...the look of sheer mortification on her face when I used a Clorox wipe to pick it up and hand it back to her. Hey, she knew how I was! In retrospect, that was the PERFECT set up/excuse to smash a pie in her face.

The Metra trains in Chicago are filthy and disgusting and I should be used to that fact by now but I will literally get up and change cars if someone sneezes or has smelly food in the one I'm riding in. It probably comes off as snobbery or being haughty but honestly it causes me a great deal of anxiety to be trapped in a train car with a sick person and/or powerful smells (did I mention that I'm also intensely claustrophobic?) I mean, the train makes me feel stressed and trapped, in the first place. Anyone remember Elaine from Seinfeld? Screaming in her head when the subway was stopped underground? That's me!

Around the house, I indulge in what I call "anxious housekeeping". When I'm stressed, I clean things. I like to think of it as a productive way to deal with my anxieties, and a good way to let my mind go blank which I find helpful for problem solving. I'm not sure why this works, but it does!

I have trouble leaving dirty dishes in the sink...I absolutely hate getting up in the morning and being greeted by a sink full of dirty dishes. It's very hard for me not to get up from bed in the middle of the night and run downstairs to wash them.

I've been bitching all week about pie crust crumbs on the floor being tracked into the bed. The floor has been swept and vacuumed repeatedly but I can still feel them! It's as bad as having sand in your butt crack! and no matter how many times I change my bed linens, I still "feel" them . Kinda like the Princess and the Pea story, I think?

And Jayce? I absolutely hate it when the morning sun shines in on what I THOUGHT was a clean floor only to find out that it is NOT CLEAN. Instead, it is covered in dust, pet hair, and God knows what else. I'm like, dang - we are savages living in this house...

Anyways, I've learned to relax a little bit with time so there is hope. In the meantime, bleach is my friend.

I wish I could let the OCD go altogether, though. Life's too short!

Bee

Ok...so what Mrs. B said about the trains is 100% true. Also why do smelly people laugh so loudly? B....i get up and change cars too when the obnoxious level hits "11".

And I just wrote an entire pie scene about two neat freaks in my head. Hmmmm...wonder who could "star" in such a video?

I'm team between here, my house is a little cluttered with maybe a dusty shelf or two, but my truck is almost always clean inside and out.

So was she paid the minimum wage? Haha

Clean freak too I know it's each to there own but I have no idea how people function without everything being clean, neat, tidy and organised.

I think that's part of the reason I enjoy WAM so much because it's like a release from the OCD...kinda like a holiday I guess. I always feel much happier and centred after a really messy session especially if it involves good sex as well.

My wife and I are both minimalistic and clean, but we are hardly OCD.

Three easy ways to keep your house clean:

1. Buy a robovac. They're worth every penny.
2. Move every three to five years. Too long in a house means too much stuff.
3. A couple times a week, smoke a joint or pour yourself a glass of your favorite libation, then put on the radio and clean. Dance with your vacuum. Scrub to the rhythm.

So unfair!!! Why didn't I marry a wammer with a cleaning disorder

I'm a huge neat freak. I like things being lovely and clean, tidy and organised and I regularly check to make sure nothing in my bedroom is dirty. I'm not OCD about it but I try my best.

WAM contradicts my love of things being clean and it's a large part of why it is my favourite fetish to blow my load to.

I was diagnosed with OCD when I was in middle school so yea

that is one thing i have let go but have noticed so much about new girls or even girls ive had around that come in....their "different" habits. likes and dislikes....or things that make them super queasy! for example, naomi HATES any substances that are WHITE. she can totally get down with batter and cool whip but any condiments or anythign that are white?? she freaks!! she is mixed, so i told her she was racist....lol but for real. we did a scene recently and had to do "grey almost white" condiments because ranch, mayo, anything WHITE freaks her OUT.! FEET?? loves playing in the mess but she watched me lick dixies toes and gagged while filming....

this is all stuff im like "pfffft" i mean, i have taken mouthfuls of RIVER MUD. straight the fuck up, stankin asS RIVER MUD and im like "mehhhh" idk what it is but i can do all this stuff and its like a fucking RUSH to see what all i can handle.

but at home? omg. the fucking cat hair i just saw while trying to locate the new hamster?? under the dressers?? i thought i was going to VOMIT. out came the kirby, wet swiffers, the whole bit! once i found, said hamster "rick" he was scared shitless bc of that loud ass, but very effective, vacuum!

do i keep the house spotless all the time? fuck no. i legit, CANT. yesterday, we lost our neighbor very unexpectedly and it was horrible. she was my best friend here where i live and moved to...so crazy...anyway, the typical number of "little people" running in and out of my home on a daily basis is around 5 or so...and with me going back and forth to help her husband yesterday, they completely destroyed my house bc they are fucking assholes and dont give a shit about my home. lol yes, i can call my offspring an asshole. thank you very much

so, i have this like, clutter of shit for my business (sd cards, cameras, lights) but all are dusted and clean!
i have rooms of vintage cool shit all fun and whatnot.....dusted and it looks like its a clutter but it is strategically put that way.

we have visited chicago with my son more than once and all that kid wanted to do was ride the train from one end to the other and none of it bothered me at all. idk why i am not bothered by that stuff. now, if i were to go in someones house and see dirt or urine around the bottom of their toilet?? omg. pet peeve. like the worst pet peeve and i try to think "okay, i have my shit too....dont judge..." so i dont judge. i know people probably walk in my house and are like "why the fuck are there so many tapestries strown around and a trumpet covered in mardi gra beads and bongos over here and random fucking flower pots over here?? well, i put them there....

and omg, mrs bee i totally get the whole crumbs in the bed. mine is from sleep eating so i have to wash my sheets like 3 times a week and i still feel it!!

omg that was afucking novel. jesus.

but when it comes to getting in mess? dude. i will literally get into anything and honest to goodness i dont get real grossed out at all... there are a few im like "ew" but then its like "meh"
i dont know. maybe someone will challenge me one day with something that breaks me but i have not been broken yet!

Everything that Mrs Bee and Robby wrote about Metra is true.

Union Pacific trains cars actually go back the the Eisenhower era! I had to be in Wheaton a few weeks ago, and damn if they didn't even bother to upgrade the livery from Chicao and Northwestern colors to UP yellow! The Burlington Northern Santa Fe, which we use. They've begun to close lavatories (no money) and the one's that are open are filthy.

Any insights on the L, Mrs Bee, Oilslick, and Robby.

And here is the kicker:

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omgosh! we havent been up there all together in some years....but when we did we rode alllllll the train colors EVERYWHERE. just allllll day. all he wanted to do. needless to say, we saw some crazy shit!

Okay producers:

Mrs. Bee and Jayce as maids trying to desperately clean a house as their employer subjects them to pie after pie.

Shut up and take my money!

ya know, i never really thought about it, but i'm guilty as charged. sometimes i even catch myself being ocd WHILE wamming. just the other day i was doing a custom shoot and noticed that a bit of pie had gotten beyond the plastic drop cloth and it gave me that feeling. lol. i mean, it was a vinyl floor and was super easy to wipe up, but still....