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"House of Mess/Robby wlp Present: The Jayce Lane Show Episode 1"
Love you, too
Ill let Robby take over....haha! Three scenes in one fun download for your weekend fun time! Done in the style of Robby WLP but done by ME! 
this is the new and improved Jayce Lane Show!
lets just say, I will hire MODELS over this A.I. bullshit ANYDAY! Three expensive outfits and jewelry, Three hairstyles, all completely fucked by this nonsense! My first episode of my show! It just keeps getting worse and worse! I dont know which is worse....the malfunctions or Robbys sense of humor....
you see for yourself.
I have to say, I absolutely LOVE THESE. Totally different Jayce but still me....but I love playing this part. It comes natural and its so fun.
(mind the clothes destroyed, humiliation, etc....) 
this is the new and improved Jayce Lane Show! lets just say, I will hire MODELS over this A.I. bullshit ANYDAY! Three expensive outfits and jewelry, Three hairstyles, all completely fucked by this nonsense! My first episode of my show! It just keeps getting worse and worse! I dont know which is worse....the malfunctions or Robbys sense of humor....
you see for yourself.
I have to say, I absolutely LOVE THESE. Totally different Jayce but still me....but I love playing this part. It comes natural and its so fun.
(mind the clothes destroyed, humiliation, etc....) 
The Jayce Lane Show! Episode 1: AI and Pie
"House of Mess and Robby wlp present: Give AI a chance?"
A scene from Jayce Lane's House of Mess
In this Show, Episode One, I am trying something never done in the wam world! I have a special guest to help me... 3 outfits, 3 scenes, one great download!
Seems as though my special guest likes to malfunction over and over again at the cost of ME and my expensive outfits, jewelry, hair...
I chalk it up to being my fault because hey, I helped create this thing...
now, It begins to take on a mind of its own and the thing continues to malfunction... the show must go on, right? Wrong! This thing is ridiculous! I am creamed, wet, pied, slimed all because of the A.I. malfunction! Once I am changed into outfit number three, my most expensive one, I am trusting all kinks have been worked out... I mean, this is the first episode of the Jayce Show! It has TO GO right! well, not only does this "special guest" malfunction but then takes on a whole life of its own that does not even seem humanely possible, but IT IS. The shenanigans are absurd! I am SO fucking mad by this point. This is three, incredibly expensive outfits, jewelry and hair done for my new show trashed, creamed and wet that I am finally at my wits end! There is nothing intelligent about all this! nothing! 3 videos in one great download you will love! If you love slapstick, well written scripts, pie hits, slime, funny shit, and really nice clothes getting creamed? you are gonna love this!
Starring:Seems as though my special guest likes to malfunction over and over again at the cost of ME and my expensive outfits, jewelry, hair...
I chalk it up to being my fault because hey, I helped create this thing...
now, It begins to take on a mind of its own and the thing continues to malfunction... the show must go on, right? Wrong! This thing is ridiculous! I am creamed, wet, pied, slimed all because of the A.I. malfunction! Once I am changed into outfit number three, my most expensive one, I am trusting all kinks have been worked out... I mean, this is the first episode of the Jayce Show! It has TO GO right! well, not only does this "special guest" malfunction but then takes on a whole life of its own that does not even seem humanely possible, but IT IS. The shenanigans are absurd! I am SO fucking mad by this point. This is three, incredibly expensive outfits, jewelry and hair done for my new show trashed, creamed and wet that I am finally at my wits end! There is nothing intelligent about all this! nothing! 3 videos in one great download you will love! If you love slapstick, well written scripts, pie hits, slime, funny shit, and really nice clothes getting creamed? you are gonna love this!
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There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
JoeYoung2007 said: So gorgeous/glamorous!!!
thank you!
i am trying to get the before pics uploaded for you guys but it seems we need some fucking AI that actually WORKS up in this bitch!!
hahahhaaha!
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
Yeah, like that last dress... 
Makes me want to take you out somewhere fancy and get nachos.
Makes me want to take you out somewhere fancy and get nachos.He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
Thanks...........oh.....you mean Jayce.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Jayce said:I dont know which is worse....the malfunctions or Robbys sense of humor....
I've always thought of Robby's bad jokes/dad jokes as a sort of malfunctioning of ...errrr... how you say? ... organic intelligence.
This new video looks incredible. It would sure be nice if, on the store page for it, you could expand the thumbnail photos into bigger pics (the way you can with most vidcaps in the store) ... the better to appreciate your dazzling glory in those amazing outfits, Jayce (as well as how fetchingly you wear those creamy pies).
Of course, the best way to appreciate it all is to just buy the damn video. No getting around that. But some folks may need to be lured in with a little more 'foreplay' ... after all, a girl likes to be wined and dined a little bit before ya put yer hand down her wallet...
pieromaniac_too said:
I've always thought of Robby's bad jokes/dad jokes as a sort of malfunctioning of ...errrr... how you say? ... organic intelligence.
This new video looks incredible. It would sure be nice if, on the store page for it, you could expand the thumbnail photos into bigger pics (the way you can with most vidcaps in the store) ... the better to appreciate your dazzling glory in those amazing outfits, Jayce (as well as how fetchingly you wear those creamy pies).
Of course, the best way to appreciate it all is to just buy the damn video. No getting around that. But some folks may need to be lured in with a little more 'foreplay' ... after all, a girl likes to be wined and dined a little bit before ya put yer hand down her wallet...
Jayce said:I dont know which is worse....the malfunctions or Robbys sense of humor....
I've always thought of Robby's bad jokes/dad jokes as a sort of malfunctioning of ...errrr... how you say? ... organic intelligence.
This new video looks incredible. It would sure be nice if, on the store page for it, you could expand the thumbnail photos into bigger pics (the way you can with most vidcaps in the store) ... the better to appreciate your dazzling glory in those amazing outfits, Jayce (as well as how fetchingly you wear those creamy pies).
Of course, the best way to appreciate it all is to just buy the damn video. No getting around that. But some folks may need to be lured in with a little more 'foreplay' ... after all, a girl likes to be wined and dined a little bit before ya put yer hand down her wallet...
thank you for the tip!
i have some before pics but for some friggin reason it is not letting me upload them to the damn thread!
super peeved. robby? wanna help me out in this respect?? i swear i have tried everything!
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
This looks amazing Jayce! You're stunning in all 3 outfits. 
This is a nice way to branch out and create different characters for the messy audience! Well done, I will be grabbing this ASAP!
This is a nice way to branch out and create different characters for the messy audience! Well done, I will be grabbing this ASAP!
RobbyWLP said: You mean these kind of pics?
thank you love! i meant that for you and anglefan
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Anglefan said: Well done, I will be grabbing Jayce ASAP!
boxster2 said: I never realized how beautiful Jayce is. Of course, I have new glasses on ...
I kid, dear.
I kid, dear.
no its okay....i only "work" in a certain light.
the other day someone posted a picture of me holding a hamster on fb and my friend said i had a mullet. damnit i was having a "bad bangs day" you mother fuckers!!
by the way, the foul mouthed jayce? shes in here....just a little....but this is a totally new role im playing....motherfuckerly.
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
Jayce said:
no its okay....i only "work" in a certain light. the other day someone posted a picture of me holding a hamster on fb and my friend said i had a mullet.
damnit i was having a "bad bangs day" you mother fuckers!!
by the way, the foul mouthed jayce? shes in here....just a little....but this is a totally new role im playing....motherfuckerly.
boxster2 said: I never realized how beautiful Jayce is. Of course, I have new glasses on ...
I kid, dear.
I kid, dear.
no its okay....i only "work" in a certain light.
the other day someone posted a picture of me holding a hamster on fb and my friend said i had a mullet. damnit i was having a "bad bangs day" you mother fuckers!!
by the way, the foul mouthed jayce? shes in here....just a little....but this is a totally new role im playing....motherfuckerly.
Please text me that!He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
dont worry im sure it will come out at some point in time via text.
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
JoeYoung2007 said: So gorgeous/glamorous!!!
She's glamorgerous. She has skills too.
RobbyWLP said:
She's glamorgerous. She has skills too.
JoeYoung2007 said: So gorgeous/glamorous!!!
She's glamorgerous. She has skills too.
dawwwweeee
well lets see what you all think! make sure to leave a review on the video when you get it! i would love to hear your feedback!
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
ThePieStooge said: PSA!!! BUY THIS VIDEO
Jayce looks beautiful as ever here with 3 amazing outfits, you could watch this video on mute and still be turned on! But then you add in her amazing acting skills mixed with classic slapstick and I almost didnt even make to the second pie. We have seen Jayce get hit with tons of pies and take numerous dumpings of slime but when combined with everything else in this video this quickly became one of my favorite videos of all time.
Side note... had to watch this video 3 times to get through it all if you know what I mean because lets face it, Jayce in a leather skirt is heaven on earth!
Jayce looks beautiful as ever here with 3 amazing outfits, you could watch this video on mute and still be turned on! But then you add in her amazing acting skills mixed with classic slapstick and I almost didnt even make to the second pie. We have seen Jayce get hit with tons of pies and take numerous dumpings of slime but when combined with everything else in this video this quickly became one of my favorite videos of all time.
Side note... had to watch this video 3 times to get through it all if you know what I mean because lets face it, Jayce in a leather skirt is heaven on earth!
OMGOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I AM SOOOOOO GLAD YOU LOVED IT!! wow!! WHAT A COMPLIMENT!!!
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
Everything already posted is true, including the advice to buy the vid.
Broken record time repeated this time only because more JLS episodes are promised to be on the way: Jayce's beauty and sexiness extends all the way from her head down to her feet... we've seen it in previous vids !! However, legs fans are cheated again...Robby pull back for a long shot or pan down once in a while! Those outfits look great but they're half wasted.
Still a great vid!
Broken record time repeated this time only because more JLS episodes are promised to be on the way: Jayce's beauty and sexiness extends all the way from her head down to her feet... we've seen it in previous vids !! However, legs fans are cheated again...Robby pull back for a long shot or pan down once in a while! Those outfits look great but they're half wasted.
Still a great vid!
fredsout said: Everything already posted is true, including the advice to buy the vid.
Broken record time repeated this time only because more JLS episodes are promised to be on the way: Jayce's beauty and sexiness extends all the way from her head down to her feet... we've seen it in previous vids !! However, legs fans are cheated again...Robby pull back for a long shot or pan down once in a while! Those outfits look great but they're half wasted.
Still a great vid!
Broken record time repeated this time only because more JLS episodes are promised to be on the way: Jayce's beauty and sexiness extends all the way from her head down to her feet... we've seen it in previous vids !! However, legs fans are cheated again...Robby pull back for a long shot or pan down once in a while! Those outfits look great but they're half wasted.
Still a great vid!
Freddy....you're right. And I fully intended on using a third camera (which will be done in the future) for that very purpose. But Jayce's performance and beauty so overwhelmed me I forgot to use it. (He's not going to buy that)
Yeah, yeah...I was lazy...I admit it. We shall correct that "flaw" in future videos.
But I would have gone with half.............waisted.
Jayce said: motherfuckerly.
This word is now in my vocabulary and to be used at every opportunity.
fredsout said: Everything already posted is true, including the advice to buy the vid.
Broken record time repeated this time only because more JLS episodes are promised to be on the way: Jayce's beauty and sexiness extends all the way from her head down to her feet... we've seen it in previous vids !! However, legs fans are cheated again...Robby pull back for a long shot or pan down once in a while! Those outfits look great but they're half wasted.
Still a great vid!
Broken record time repeated this time only because more JLS episodes are promised to be on the way: Jayce's beauty and sexiness extends all the way from her head down to her feet... we've seen it in previous vids !! However, legs fans are cheated again...Robby pull back for a long shot or pan down once in a while! Those outfits look great but they're half wasted.
Still a great vid!
dont fret
really.....i made some suggestions.....so um....just dont fret. keep watching for the show.....
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
noise said:
This word is now in my vocabulary and to be used at every opportunity.
Jayce said: motherfuckerly.
This word is now in my vocabulary and to be used at every opportunity.
as you fucking should.
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Uploads bar of soap.
Good god. I'll get to the first outfit in a second, but wanted to say great vid from you two, and it was nice to see Jayce's acting chops. 
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
sadblue said: Good god. I'll get to the first outfit in a second, but wanted to say great vid from you two, and it was nice to see Jayce's acting chops.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
i have all kinds of stuff to say but im blushing real hard.
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sadblue said: Good god. I'll get to the first outfit in a second, but wanted to say great vid from you two, and it was nice to see Jayce's acting chops.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
*puts leather skirts on amazon wish list....
*comes up with name "leather skirt lapdance.....
*attempts to come up with a better name......
lol
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