My birthday is coming up and my bratty behaviour deserves a thorough trashing

I talk a big a game about liking smelly slop but can you put together a combination that will make me regret asking and wipe the smile off my face?

Choose items from the list or feel free to suggest others.

I'll post pictures and maybe a video of the resultant mess so if there's any tasks/activities that are particularly humiliating or degrading and you want to subject me to them just reply in the comments.

Make me stinky!!

Wow, this is not looking good. Should have thought about it more carefully before adding an 'all' option.

Almost everyone saying I should have all the smelly slop. I'm going to really stinky afterwards, you're a mean bunch.

Wondering how best to take this slop (like a champ, obvs) but more in terms of application. Should I just make a big bucket to be poured over me or do some dunking? Maybe some pies?

Willing to accept most dares/instructions.

Also, for every 2 votes I will sit covered in smelly slop with the bucket over my head after the gunging is over.

You should make a big bucket full to the top with a mix ov everything. Bury an outfut/several small item of clothing in the bucket and head dunk for them. Put them on you as you retrieve them. Then at the end dump the entire bucket over yourself.

Ohh....and of course...live stream this so we can all watch the humiliation

If three people like your post I will do it. But it will be by video not live stream.

Beans, mushy peas, spaghetti hoops, pasta sauce, casserole sauce, cheese sauce, white lasagna sauce, more beans, rice pudding

Thank you all so much. 25 votes already that means I'm going to have wallow in slop for 13 minutes and counting all the while with a bucket over my head holding in the stench which given the ingredients is going to be putrid. I'm so lucky.

I've accepted my fate and realise now that I'm going to be on the receiving end of one hell of a stinky Slopping.

To round off the humiliation I've selected 3 ridiculous outfits which look absurd on me.

Which should I wear for this punishment?

Feel free to leave a mean comment on the picture to let me know how much of a stupid/ pathetic loser I look.

As I will have to retrieve them from the slop bucket using my mouth before putting them on I'll add in some accessories for each outfit to make sure I'm bobbing in that rotten slop for a while before 'completing the look'.

Wear the pink one to bob for the shiny blue set and then change into it.

You should have one spare of each substance and use each separately before then also pouring the bucket mix.

I'd LOVE to join you in that slopping!

"One for me, one for the bucket"

Careful what you wish for.

The votes are overwhelmingly in favour of the whole list. I feel silly now for not realising that's what everyone would choose.

You all really want to see me looking sad and pathetic covered in revolting slop huh?

39 votes! Thank you guys, I needed to be taught a pungent lesson and it looks like I'm going to get my just rewards.

And 20 minutes with a dirty bucket over my head is going to seem like an eternity.

If we get to 40 then I'll even rub dog food all over my face with my tongue out.

You most definitely do deserve it! Hope you have a fantasticly smelly Birthday!

Well there's 40 votes.

Does anyone know what's the least worse tasting dog food poor little me.

Thank you. I will rub smelly nasty dog food in my hair because I'm a pathetic slop whore.

6 hrs left. 50 votes and I'll stuff my mouth full of dog food and eat it.

Is that what I deserve?

My offer still stands...

I can't lie, I enjoyed being a smart ass but I'm not looking forward to this so much now. Especially the dog food facial and shampoo.

Unfortunately for me there's someone who will be executing this messy punishment and they're adamant I'm not getting out of it.

What have I talked myself into? This is going to be so horrible. If you have any shout outs for me to hold up as I get what I deserve please write them below.