I have thirteen american-themed dares for american independence day. Feel free to take a slot (or more) but only if you intend to actually do the dares. On or before July 4 I will randomly assign a different dare to each slot.
"As American As": Cover three apple pies with whipped cream. Use two to give yourself a pie sandwich and smash the other into your face. "Bald Eagle": Gunge yourself with chocolate, then pie yourself in the face and butt. "Bomb Pop": Pour blue gunge into your underpants, pie yourself in the chest, then pour red gunge over your head. "Hot Dog": Lie down. Squirt ketchup and mustard all over yourself, then pour relish all over yourself. Don't forget to get plenty on your face! "American Dressing": Pour a bottle of ranch dressing and a bottle of thousand island dressing over your head, then smash a tomato in your face. "PB&J 'Do": Shampoo a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly into your hair. If you're bald, smear them onto your face instead. "Soda Jerk": Douse yourself with a two-liter bottle of cola and a two-liter bottle of lemon-lime soda, fully clothed. Make sure they're cold! "S'mores Skivvies": Smear a bottle of marshmallow fluff all inside your underpants, then empty a bottle of chocolate syrup into them, then crush a box of graham crackers and dump them in there too. Make sure you get the front and back! "Parlor Shower": Pour a tub of melted ice cream and a bottle of caramel sauce over your head, then empty a jar of sprinkles over your head. "All the Fixin's: Pour a bottle of barbeque sauce, a tub of coleslaw, and a can of baked beans over your head while holding your underpants open. "Golden Arches": Order any combo meal at McDonalds. Put the entire meal, including sauces and drinks, inside your clothes before heading home to clean up. "Brave": Do the two dares the play who got "Free" chose for you. If nobody got "Free", pick any three dares and do them. "Free": Pick any two dares for the player who got "Brave" to do. If nobody got "Brave", pick a dare for anyone to do on top of the dare(s) they got.
I'm not going to join, but wanted to add my 2 cents.
I'm surprised you didn't add a "tar and feathering" option given its historical annotation. Not exactly modern/cook out 4th of July coded, but very revolution/colonial times.
BlueGriffin said: I'm not going to join, but wanted to add my 2 cents.
I'm surprised you didn't add a "tar and feathering" option given its historical annotation. Not exactly modern/cook out 4th of July coded, but very revolution/colonial times.
I thought about it! I couldn't find a replacement for tar that I was happy with. Eventually I landed on chocolate to match the dark color but it felt too different to me. Tar and feathering ended up becoming the "Bald Eagle"
I got boomed in the Messy Hot Potato and have to take another spot. I'm also gonna reserve a spot for me and Rami95 since whoever loses Loser Has To is on the hook for another spot.
I got a DM from someone asking if non-Americans are welcome. Of course, everyone is welcome! Fourth of July just seemed like a good jumping off point. Next time I will go for something that feels more universal.
Wamlover244 said: Damn lol I hate underwear fill lol the only one was hoping I didn't get lol
interesting...I didn't join up because I have a hard limit on savory dares. This is one I'd have hoped to get. I propose a trade; if you join the "if you don't reply" game in the no reply zone for 24 hours, I'll take this dare from you
hoping your clothes are always filled with pudding
I was sent here from my time in IYDR. I get to pick one of these challenges and also complete it. I took the Bald Eagle Thanks DinnerKnickers for making this game. My three pie payoff pics are posted here Coincidentally, two other consequences like those listed here were also assigned to me and are posted on my page
Love you, too
