My good friend FSBillie lost a round of the 'If You Don't Reply' game, but there's a catch!

Billie now has to do a huge forfeit, he's got to get dressed in jeans and a white t-shirt and you get to choose what goes in his t-shirt! any replies to this message will see whatever you say go in the t-shirt so start listing the stickiest, sweetest and wettest things you can think of!

The catch? Well he shouldn't have been caught in the game as he wasn't playing so I've got to do the forfeit too. THREE TIMES!!! whatever treat you have for Billie turns into a long marathon for me.

and it gets worse for me as Billie's doing this more or less voluntarily, he's vetoed eggs and anything powdery (like flour) and is reserving the right to deny or swap other items but i don't get that luxury.

Now I'm torn. I want to see Billie face as much gunge as possible but i know that'll mean a worse punishment for me.

Oh well. Do your worst!

Hahaha! Well, you shouldn't have tried to break the rules, should you

I'm going to clarify 'my' rules for this - which are rules that FullOfBeans doesn't get to take advantage of! - just so things are clear.

Yes, I've agreed to fill a crisp, new, white T-shirt with whatever gets listed below. I'm going to leave the list open until 23:59 on Sunday 5 December. I'll do my best to fulfil everything on the list but, yes, I'm vetoing eggs (I hate them!) and powders (I have a bit of a lung issue). I'll do the list in the order items are posted, too.

You can add one line per post, with a gap of at least five other posts before you can post again

And, most importantly, FullOfBeans has to do it all over again. And again. And again.

Let's see what you've got!

ill start you off...

three cartoons of custard

Chocolate syrup

three cartoons of custard
Chocolate syrup
Whole full-size box of breakfast cereal (I don't mind that but I know FoB will hate it )

Expired lumpy milk

I'll swap that for a milkshake, but FoB doesn't get that option

three cartoons of custard
Chocolate syrup
Whole full-size box of breakfast cereal
Expired lumpy milk (milkshake for Billie)

Porridge

Definitely need some molasses/black treacle in there!

So we're currently at...

Three cartons of custard
Chocolate syrup
Whole full-size box of breakfast cereal
Expired lumpy milk (milkshake for Billie)
Porridge
Molasses / black treacle

I can already feel the weight of that lot!

A whole jug full of thick, cold, lumpy gravy!

theres some real stinkers in there! your all really mean!
Ill add to the list... I'll be kind but the next time I won't be!

A large vanilla sponge cake with icing. add extra icing.

a largo jar of mayo

Three cartons of custard
Chocolate syrup
Whole full-size box of breakfast cereal
Expired lumpy milk (milkshake for Billie)
Porridge
Molasses / black treacle
Jug of thick, cold, lumpy gravy (I'll go with rice pudding instead!)
Large vanilla sponge cake with icing with extra icing
Largo jar of mayo (I might swap this)

And I'll add a full bottle of Ribena.

Remember, while I might swap some items, FullIOfBeans isn't allowed to

Ice in underwear

This is all for the t-shirt. As punishment for getting it wrong, you'll have to add the ice to your own underwear.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Oh wait, I do...!

Two fruit pies with a cartoon of custard for each pie.

4 jars of cheese sauce!

Wow, that's a mistake!

The rules say you've got to leave five replies before you can add another line, so looks like you need punishing! You're already doing this three times, but now you'll have to do it a fourth time!!!

So now we're at...

Three cartons of custard
Chocolate syrup
Whole full-size box of breakfast cereal
Expired lumpy milk (milkshake for Billie)
Porridge
Molasses / black treacle
Jug of thick, cold, lumpy gravy (I'll go with rice pudding instead!)
Large vanilla sponge cake with icing with extra icing
Large jar of mayo (I might swap this)
Full bottle of Ribena
Four jars of cheese sauce

...all of which will be poured inside my tucked-in t-shirt in that order, along with anything else that gets added to the list. FullOfBeans gets to do it all ***FOUR*** times now, too

Savage!

oh for #@*£'s sake!

Two jars of jam

A tub of half melted ice cream

that's five now so I'm going to fuck you up

u know those supermarket meal deals where you get a main course and sides and a dessert and some drinks? a whole meal!

What's the timeframe on this? I'm required to do the unpleasant version but not sure how long this is running for?

Think you need a dry ingredient in there. How about a big bag of flour!

sunday so theres still a week to go

I can't do powdery stuff like flour, but I can substitute it for a bag of porridge oats. FoB doesn't get that choice, of course

Three cartons of custard
Chocolate syrup
Whole full-size box of breakfast cereal
Expired lumpy milk (milkshake for me)
Porridge
Molasses / black treacle
Jug of thick, cold, lumpy gravy (rice pudding for me)
Large vanilla sponge cake with icing with extra icing
Large jar of mayo (I might swap this)
Full bottle of Ribena
Four jars of cheese sauce
Two jars of jam
A tub of half-melted ice cream
supermarket meal deals
Bag of flour (porridge oats for me)