It seems as if the old dice game is pushing up the daisies. As such I propose making a faster action game along the same principles (although not sure if it'll work, lets see!). The difference is every poster also rolls a die and the score tells you who loses.

If you roll a 1 the previous poster loses and has to do their post's punishment and the new poster's punishment. If a 6 is rolled it's the poster from 6 posts ago and they have to do all the punishments between their post and the new poster's post (inclusive, so that's 7 punishments). Numbers between 2 and 5 follow the same idea, the higher the roll the messier the victim. Posters may be lucky and not get rolled at all or, if they're really unlucky, get rolled a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 in succession they end up with 27 things to do.

Like the previous dice game lets keep it simple - just post what to get covered in, where on the body and what you rolled. Lets keep out the 'someone else picks, must post pics or do it over skype' etc (oh, and keep tinned dog food and other meats out too because I hate the idea of meat in WAM!). Until we've got 6 players rolling higher numbers would result in no victim so if there aren't enough posts roll again until the number is low enough to find a victim. The second post here will obviously roll a 1 so I'll lose, hopefully after we've got a few players it'll sort itself out. Also, until you're out of danger no reposting unless there have been no posts for 3 days.

So to kick this off:
3 minutes in an icy cold shower to wash off the mess.

Pie sandwich

Head dunk in a bucket of cake batter.
Rolled a 2

So I assume that means LifeLongLurker needs to do all 3 of the punishments!

Comment: This is a nice addition to the Wam Games group. It has 2 unique and exciting aspects: (1) every post will result in a loser, and (2) there's some exciting danger in posting since you're committing to possibly having to do any one or more of the next 6 "punishments" even though you don't know what they will be. Hope it gets some traction!!

Just completed my punishments:
1) Head dunk in a bucket of cake batter
2) Custard over head

All pics are here:
https://umd.net/profile/i/tiedandmessy/section/photos/album/faster-wam-dice-game

mushy peas in pants

rolled a 5

I think your roll needs to be 4 or less, since at this point there are only 4 people above you. That won't be a problem once the game gets going.

Pie in the face

And what did you roll (for you it can be 1-5)? Next poster can be 1-6 now we're up to enough players.

Oh sorry. I rolled a 3

Sit on a cake.

Rolled a 4

@MM, I think the rules are that you can't play again until you are no longer vulnerable to lose.

Rolled a 1
Rice Pudding over your head

(Messy_man and tiedandmessy - not sure which of you has to do this)

Actually, the loser would be sloppygungepants. Messy-man's recent post should not be part of the game since he was still vulnerable from his first post. And tiedandmessy's post was not part of the game either - it was just a comment.

It IS hard to keep track of who's who here - not sure what to do about that.

Mayo Shampoo

Rolled a 1 - which means Gd1983 losses and must do:
Rice pudding over head
Mayo shampoo

Just paid another one up. This was actually my third loss while vulnerable the first time. I had to:

Head dunk in a bucket of cake batter
Custard over head
Mushy peas in pants
Pie in the face
6 eggs down the shorts


All pics are stored here:
https://umd.net/profile/i/tiedandmessy/section/photos/album/faster-wam-dice-game

I did as well -- too bad!!