Any one fancy a messy game based on the Eurovision results?
Pick a finalist country from the following list:
1) Malta 2) Albania 3) Czech Republic 4) Germany 5) Russia 6) Denmark 7) San Marino 8) North Macedonia 9) Sweeden 10) Slovenia 11) Cyprus 12) Netherlands 13) Greece 14) Israel 15) Norway 16) United Kingdom 17) Iceland 18) Estonia 19) Belerus 20) Azerbaijan 21) France 22) Italy 23) Serbia 24) Switzerland 25) Australia 26) Spain
If they come in the bottom half of the table then you take three pies.
If they fail to get over 75 points then add at least three buckets of gunge or mess in the colours of your countries flag.
The lowest ranked player in the table opens themselves up to the following:
- The player with the highest ranked country can pick your outfit out of a list of four supplied by yourself - The player with the highest ranked country can pick an additional five items to gunge yourself with out of a list of ten supplied by yourself. They also get to stipulate how these additional substances are used
Just as an FYI, the final competition starts in a little over an hour (8 pm British Time/2 pm Central Daylight) so you might want to close off people guessing past a certain time.
Novagunger gets bottom of the pile and must take the additional forfeit. However, as I wasn't quick enough in closing up applications and would have come bottom with Germany, I'll open myself up to the forfeit as well.
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