Rules: Everyone will choose a different playoff team as well as a messy Gunge item, and if/when your team is eliminated, you have to do the messy consequences associated with the round your were eliminated. Here's the twist... the further you get into the playoffs, the messier the punishment will be for losing. So a team eliminated in the Wild Card round gets less messy than the person who has their team eliminated in the Divisional round and so on. The person receiving the most mess will be the one who has the team that loses the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl champion will remain clean.

Another twist (new this year)- to encourage people to pick some of the lower ranked teams, is that if a lower ranked team beats a higher ranked team (Highest ranked is #1), the loser (higher ranked) will have an added payoff for that game

Mess Payouts [Regular]

Wildcard - Pies equal to number of touchdowns the opposing team scored +1

Divisional - Same as Wildcard + cover yourself in winning team's chosen item.

Championship - Same as Divisional + add other Super Bowl team's item and the item you chose.

Super Bowl - The ultimate loser will take 13 pies and will have to cover themselves in all 13* items chosen by the other players. (**new playoff format added 2 teams from last year)


Mess Payouts [Only if Higher Rank Loses]

Wildcard - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head.

Divisional - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head for each touchdown the winning team scores. (minimum of 1 gallon)

Championship - Loser must do a fully-clothed full body dunking in a bath/pool. If they do not have access to a bath/pool, they may do same as Divisional, but it would be 5 gallons plus 1 gallon per touchdown scored by winning team.

Superbowl- Same as Championship, but you will spend 15 minutes drying off, in the position that winner chooses.


Pictures are encouraged but not mandatory.

Hey you beat me to it.

I'll take the Ravens and Marshmallow fluff.

Bailey wants in this year too with the Niners and ice cream

thoughts on the stipulation that if there's an upset, the loser has to do messes of all eliminated players in their conference too? And then the gatorade shower is to clean off?

I choose the eagles and cake batter

I'll take the cowboys and blue frosting

I'll take the Dolphins and chocolate cake batter

49ers and ketchup/Mustard combo

Bucs and ketchup

Rams and mayo

49s were actually already taken

I'll take the lions and yogurt

I will take Buffalo and green slime

I'll take the chiefs and pudding.

Mahomes will work his magic when needed.

Right now we have

John Smith: Ravens Marshmallow fluff
Bailey: 49ers Ice-cream
Dbl999: Eagles cake batter
Marcus871: Cowboys Blue frosting
BrightShirtGuy: Dolphins Chocolate Cake batter
Marcel777: Bucs ketchup
Messy_Latex: Rams Mayo
Unknownuser: Lions yogurt
Novagunger: Buffalo Green Slime
Steamymess: Chiefs Pudding

Unpicked
Browns
Texans
Packers

If we can fill the last 3 I start doubling up on teams. Also if someone else really wants Buffalo I will take a different team

Ok I'll take the Texans
- Applesauce

I will take the packers and the messy item since they are known as the cheese heads will be nacho cheese

Well bills are gone but betting on my team always bites me in the end so we will take the browns with the last pick and chocolate syrup

Alright so here are the wild card results.

Houston defeated the Browns 45 14 and scored 6 touchdowns in the process meaning that Gunger_8p8 has 6 pies to use on Ramidon. Cleveland was also the favorite so that adds

Wildcard - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head

Next up The Dolphins fell to the Chiefs 7 to 26. The Chiefs scored two touchdowns in their victory. So Steamymess get to deliver 2 pies to BrightShirtGuy. The Chiefs were favorite to win so no added punishment for and upset

The Packers beat the Cowboys 48 32 scoring SEVEN touchdowns in the process earning Marcus8710 seven pies from Mesdyflyboy. This was also an upset so that adds Wildcard - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head

Next up was the nail biter where the lions beat the Rams 24 23 scoring 3 touchdowns in the process so Unknownuser has 3 pies to use on messy_latex. Lions were the favorite so just pies.

Next up The Bills beatcthe steelers 31 17 scoring 4 touchdowns in the process. somehow no one picked the steelers

Lastly the Bucs beat the Eagles 32 9 earing DBL999 3 pies delivered by Marcel777 and since the Eagles were favorite he also gets a Wildcard - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head

For 26 points, Brightshirtguy gets off pretty easy this week. 1 Pie to the face and 1 to the chest.

For my 7 pies I say start with a pie sandwich with 2 really huge pies.
Next sit on a pie then pie your crotch.
Then take 2 more and pie your chest.
With your last one take it to your face for a full head coverage.


Enjoy

One pie to the face, crotch, and butt

As a reminder the stakes for this week

Mess Payouts [Regular]

Wildcard - Pies equal to number of touchdowns the opposing team scored +1

Divisional - Same as Wildcard + cover yourself in winning team's chosen item.


and for an upset this gets add. Divisional - "Gatorade (or water)- shower". While fully clothed, loser must dump 1 gallon of water over head for each touchdown the winning team scores. (minimum of 1 gallon)

OK this week's results

First off The Chiefs beat the Bills 27 to 24. They scored 3 TDs in the process so Steamymess has 4 pies and pudding to use on me. On top if that the fills were favorite to win so I have to get 3 gallons of water or Gatorade.

Next the Lions defeated the Bucs 31 to 23. They scored 4 TDs in the process so Unknownuser has 5 pies and yogurt to use on Marcel777. The lions were favorite so no added punishment

The 49ers beat the Packers 24 to 21scoring 3 TDs in the process meaning Bailey gets to use 4 pies and ice cream on Mesdyflyboy the 49ers were the favorite so no added penalty

The Ravens crushed the Texans 34 to 10 scoring 4 TDs meaning John Smith gets to use 5bpies and Marshmallow fluff on Gunger_88. The Ravens were the favorite so no added punishment

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haha, I took the host out.

Novagunger gets 1 pie to the face; a big bowl of pudding poured over his head and rubbed into his hair and face, once pie down the underwear, and 1 pie to the rear, Lets top it off with a pie hat- then the rinsing. .

The Ravens fell to the Chiefs 10 t0 17 with 2 TDs scored by the Chiefs so that is 3 pies, ice cream and pudding that Steamymess gets to use on John Smith. Plus the Ravens were the favorite so John gets - Loser must do a fully-clothed full body dunking in a bath/pool. If they do not have access to a bath/pool, they may do same as Divisional, but it would be 5 gallons plus 1 gallon per touchdown scored by winning team.

The 49ers bested the Lions 34 to 31 scoring 4 TDs so Bailey gets 5 pies and ice cream and pudding to use on Unknownuser

2nd upset of the seasons for KC-
John Smith- enjoy your pie to the face, then ice cream in your underwear, pudding poured overhead, then a pie to your rear and crotch.

Bailey here. Y'all thought you had me huh? Haha.

For unknownUser, let's go pie helmet (face, sandwich, hat, and back of head) plus ice cream down the front of underwear, pudding down the back, and 3 nice hard, slow wedgies

And Kansas City takes down the 49ers so that means

steamy mesd gets to make a ness of Bailey using 13 pies. Marshmallow fluff, cake batter, blue frosting, mire cake batter, ketchup, mayo, yogurt, green slime, pudding, apple sauce, nacho cheese, and chocolate syrup.

And if that wasn't enough the 49ers were the favorite so. Championship - Loser must do a fully-clothed full body dunking in a bath/pool. If they do not have access to a bath/pool, they may do same as Divisional, but it would be 5 gallons plus 1 gallon per touchdown scored by winning team.

Superbowl- Same as Championship, but you will spend 15 minutes drying off, in the position that winner chooses.

Bailey here. Fuuuuck me. I guess my luck had to eventually run out after all the times I've helped torment you stooges. I just wish it wasn't in such a grand fashion. John is obviously stoked and wanted to remind Steamy not to forget the ice cream .

What'll it be sir? Please be kind

If anyone else wants to help Steamy out and pick how their pie/item is used, let us know. Fuuuuuuck