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this just looks like pitch-perfect, classic "sketch"/early days of UMD (like Neil's House of Pies-esque) stuff. BRAVO!
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Forum pic10/16/20report
WOW! epic hit!
Forum pic10/16/20report
SO CUTE!!!
Forum pic10/14/20report
what an incredible shot - that face coverage! the fact that this concept has her pulling "Selfie" faces, all while covered in pie (i.e., a lot of open mouth etc) works EXTREMELY well. DANG! Great job, MG/Mr. MG!
Forum pic10/8/20report
Have I mentioned how incredibly cute these two ladies are?
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Forum pic10/8/20report
SO INCREDIBLY HOT! P's pussy is so gorgeous. This is the stuff of pure pie-lovers' fantasy, and it's amazing, well done
Forum pic10/8/20report
aughhhhh! so pretty, head to toes.
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Forum pic10/6/20report
Mallory is so lovely.............sorry, sorry, lost myself for a minute there.
Forum pic10/6/20report
such great coverage. also, the ground looks like a Jackson Pollack! i keep wondering each time i see a new set from you, "I wonder how that park/field is faring?"
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Forum pic10/6/20report
awwwwww!!!! this is a very sweet photo
Forum pic10/2/20report
i can't help but insert "clown horn honking" sounds when i see this.
Forum pic10/2/20report
this is really something. love the banana in the tail pipe
Forum pic10/1/20report
this, at least from just the two pics, has a pretty classic Electric Company type vibe to it - just throw the pies and obliterate her! And, again, she looks adorable as heck
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Forum pic9/29/20report
BEAUTIFUL!!!!
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Forum pic9/28/20report
perfect boobs! (for bouncing, as per your previous post)
Forum pic9/28/20report
outstanding
Forum pic9/28/20report
so good! love how you can see the shape of her eyes, eyebrows, lips etc. beneath the cream.... love these kinds of hits.
Forum pic9/22/20report
so great, very "Yep; just another day at the office...."
Forum pic9/21/20report
SO CUTE.
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Forum pic9/21/20report
am i dreaming? is this really happening?!
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Forum pic9/18/20report
In the immortal words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot".
Forum pic9/18/20report
i don't even really like feet as far as them being "a thing" for me, but The Wife has very nice feet.
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Forum pic9/18/20report
GLORIOUSNESS!!!
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Forum pic9/18/20report
SO. HOT.
Forum pic9/17/20report
SO. HOT.
Forum pic9/17/20report
SO. HOT.
Forum pic9/17/20report
SO. HOT.
Forum pic9/17/20report
amazing what body language can do - love Jessica's steaming posture and expression under the pie
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Forum pic9/17/20report
FANTASTIC stuff. love these two together, love the mess, and love the reactions!
Forum pic9/17/20report
you're so cute, Creamy. Such a disarming and inviting smile, always
Forum pic9/15/20report
SO hot/cute!
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Forum pic9/14/20report
terrific/classic shot, with the glasses etc.
Forum pic9/12/20report
The Wife's reactions are so wonderful. Also, she looks ADORABLE in this!!!
Forum pic9/12/20report
when this went up i was like "I feel like Kelsey will dig this" and, lo and behold... :)
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Forum pic9/10/20report
dig the new profile photo! so lovely
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User: Kelsey Rose9/9/20report
the body language/attitude-acting! so good......
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Forum pic9/9/20report
she looks f'n amazing here
Forum pic9/9/20report
awwww!!! such J&J cuteness
Forum pic9/9/20report
she's so cute!!! loved her personality coming through in the video clip
Forum pic9/8/20report
i loved this hair on her, so cute
Forum pic9/8/20report
so sexy and great, with Amber pied/rubbing her body and Sabrina getting freshly pied....hot concept and even hotter execution!!
Forum pic9/8/20report
this was the first thing i saw when i came onto UMD today and - WA-POW! Damn! looking amazing
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Photo9/8/20report
such a cute pic. she's such a fun model! (and hot)
Forum pic9/5/20report
PENELOPEEEEEE! such a killer body. one of the great WAM models
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Forum pic9/5/20report
listen, Rich and Angle and several others really know what they're doing, no question, but........you may be the King of the Perfect Facial Sliming. The glasses really give this one a boost. But just so good - and of course tip of cap to the Wife for being such a good sport and so good at giving you/us what we want. such a perfect pic!
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Forum pic9/4/20report
so adorable/cute/awesome
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Forum pic9/4/20report
Congrats on WOTD - twice in a week!! Couldn't have Berted to a Berter Bert
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User: Gurph Morlicks9/3/20report
still one of my favorite mainstream tv/film pie-ings of the last decade, due to her enthusiasm about being pied (plus she's really pretty)
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Forum pic9/2/20report
this is absolutely the sexiest anyone's ever made mustard.
Forum pic9/1/20report
oh, Tefy, you naughty, lovely minx, you....
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Forum pic8/27/20report
FEARLESS!!!!
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Scene: Kaydens Engulfed in Marshmallow Fluff8/27/20report
so hot!
Forum pic8/27/20report
Congratulations on WOTD - WELL EARNED! truly "the lord's work" you're doing - thank you for your efforts in collecting, sharing and curating. stupendous
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User: Gurph Morlicks8/27/20report
behold the epic epicness
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Forum pic8/26/20report
whoa...
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Forum pic8/26/20report
One of the cutest/best pics of 2020
Forum pic8/25/20report
i'm not even a "mud wrestling guy" per se, but this is pretty incredible - beautiful women, a sunny backyard, wonderfully creamy mud. I'd've liked to kick back with a few beers and witness this, must've been a fun afternoon
Forum pic8/25/20report
YES!!!
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Forum pic8/25/20report
such a great The Wife face!
Forum pic8/21/20report
THIS LOOKS SO FUN
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Forum pic8/21/20report
SO F'ING ADORABLE/HAWT
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Forum pic8/20/20report
Boy, make up is a heck of a thing - I'm not sure i would immediately know this was Zoey, just bc I've gotten so use to her eye make-up a certain way. to be clear, she's pretty regardless! just one of those "Whoa! really?" moments. also, women are mystical creatures
Forum pic8/20/20report
oh my.
Forum pic8/20/20report
a pretty amazing, epically beautiful mess. This should be in the running for "Most Creative Mess of 2020"
Forum pic8/17/20report
so hot, the sour cream-ing! this whole session is pretty amazing, and i'm generally not a fan of anything but the usual pies/slime etc. IMPRESSIVE! way to use your imagination, Alana!!!
Forum pic8/17/20report
this is AWESOME. one of the better pics on the UMD of late - so sexy! what a wonderful set in general, congrats man
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Forum pic8/17/20report
Bunni is a fox, man....
Forum pic8/13/20report
stunning breasts.............sorry, what did i come here to say? was it just that? man. super hot/sexy
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Forum pic8/12/20report
such pretty colors! i love the way her nipples are so prominent that the slime contours to them. beautiful stuff
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Forum pic8/11/20report
the girl's got skills! also, that butt......sigh......
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Forum pic8/11/20report
AMAZING! wow
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Forum pic8/9/20report
MewMew, you are the sweetest
Forum pic8/7/20report
PERFECTION!!!!!
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Forum pic8/6/20report
MewMew's face is so cute and pretty as it is, and her reactions are SO WONDERFUL.
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Forum pic8/6/20report
so much hotness and there's not even any mess yet
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Forum pic8/3/20report
so adorable
Forum pic8/2/20report
that buuuuutt!

so naughty and i am HERE FOR IT.
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Forum pic7/31/20report
my lord, that is an attractive female
Photo7/31/20report
holy moly - SO FREAKIN' CUTE AND HOT
Forum pic7/30/20report
this is a pretty amazing pieing. you look awesome, as ever, Creamy. great "PSA"!
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Scene: Cover Up!7/29/20report
So. Freakin. Cute.
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Scene: Surprise!7/29/20report
the Wife gives such great "annoyed while messy" face

also, i realized just how beautifully bright her eyes are - so inviting! not trying to make it weird, just can understand they must've been tractor-beams when you were first falling in love
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Forum pic7/24/20report
so hot....i gotta get this. i also would love to know more about this group of ladies and gents. i am FASCINATED...
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Scene: Total Mess 4: "I'd Do *Anything* For $5000"7/22/20report
nothing i love more than that first pushed pie! as always, beautiful woman/well done, i love when you capture "splatter in motion", its so dynamic to look at
Forum pic7/21/20report
one of the greats....
Forum pic7/21/20report
love Amy's one boob in this photo! god, she's a sexbomb. i mean, not to snub Zoey, who is cute af
Forum pic7/15/20report
not sure who we can credit with popularizing the "butt-pressing-down-face-into-pie" thing, but I AM HERE FOR IT! Noticed it's made increasing appearances within the last year or so and bravo, bravo! wonderful
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Forum pic7/13/20report
her butt is practically glowing -- "Please pie me!" Sigh... Excellent two girl video/session
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Forum pic7/13/20report
you cheated - this is digital, right? you fixed it in post-production? perfect pieing! like those of my adolescence/that drew me here to begin with. damn, man - you're good!
Forum pic7/10/20report
I love this photo
Forum pic7/9/20report
wow, crossed legs AND pie eyes! This one is particularly great, you just can't plan splatter like that.
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Forum pic7/8/20report
i forgot about this young lady? i like, i LIKE!
Forum pic7/7/20report
WHOA! wait, where is this from...? i don't recall.
Forum pic7/7/20report
fantastic shot! i love how "normal every day cute girl" she is. also, i think i've been to where this was shot? maybe. lots of things in Texas look like this i suppose...
Forum pic7/6/20report
YASSSS! Damn, that is an awesome butt. She's beautiful! Thank you for posting
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Forum pic7/6/20report
love seeing Alana grabbing a handful of Amber's voluptuous butt - one of the things that's always great about SMB, Alana never fails to dive in enthusiastically!
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Forum pic7/6/20report
oh my.....

Also, that is one sexy boo-tay, Alana
Forum pic7/1/20report
super sexy areola/nipples
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Forum pic6/30/20report
that smile....
Forum pic6/30/20report
so sexy and lovely
Forum pic6/30/20report
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