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Gunk the hunks!
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FootiekitgungePhoto1 hour agoreport
yess the messier the better
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thespyPhoto19 hours agoreport
Did you cum in that pie?
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foampie77Photoyesterdayreport
This is getting rather messy, if I rub here, you'll have somewhere to spin the plate.
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LeRexPhotoyesterdayreport
Helping hands
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oilslickPhotoyesterdayreport
Looks like a fun time
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Pour you...
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oilslickPhoto9 days agoreport
Cold sludge slithered down his skimpy briefs. Dave was certain now; that *wasn't* his can of Foster's.
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LoftehPhoto9 days agoreport
here's wishing I were green slime today
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soggyazPhoto10 days agoreport
lookin good, todd
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soggyazPhoto10 days agoreport
Yes, yess, YESSS!
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megapiesPhoto10 days agoreport
Some great splats. You took it like a man. Hehe
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Jewel of OregonVideo: A Few Splats5/17/26report
Soooo great. Wish it was me sitting there. And wish there was audio to listen to those SPLATS
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grsdegnpdeanVideo: A Few Splats5/17/26report
This is so very HOT! I love the beautiful pies in your face! :-D
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SeangungeVideo: A Few Splats5/16/26report
Who was the lucky assailant who nailed you?
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DavepieVideo: A Few Splats5/16/26report
Hehe where is your face? :P :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:
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This is so nice. Tied up and getting messy is the best :loveeyes:
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Bye bye cake, bye bye face, bye bye clean outfit hehe oops :splosh: :splosh: :D
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Great job guys, place for me? :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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TheWetBrothersPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies5/2/26report
What's not sexy about this photo? :P
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MaxlikespiesPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies5/2/26report
I feel like I'd need a crew of at least four people. One at the camera, one to destroy me with pies, and two women laughing and mocking me.
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This would be like a dream to be sbject to.
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I would love for someone to do this to me.
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i volunteer to be the referee that steps in to "stop" this but gets dragged into the middle and destroyed . . . or i could just watch ;P
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I don't know would I like to be receiving or giving the pies here but it looks like you got it well
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A pie smeared face crowned with the ole pie hat...perfection! :thumbsup:
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DavepiePhoto4/4/26report
clearly pleased with himself
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soggyazPhoto4/1/26report
Bliss..... :thumbsup:
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megapiesPhoto3/31/26report
BEAUTIFULLY dressed for the occasion :P
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megapiesPhoto3/31/26report
Excellent quick pie, I'd love to look like this, messy and defeated, to elicit lots of laughter at my expense.
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SlimeSublimePhoto3/31/26report
I want to use picture like this when I'm out in public, to show people what I'd like them to do to me. I'd like to become as skilled as you seem to be when it comes to being a helpless human pie target.
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SlimeSublimePhoto3/31/26report
What a perfect situation to be stuck in, and made powerless with no way of bracing myself for each giant pie that's going to be smashed in my face when I'm not expecting it. Take me by surprise and either smash it in my face with a smearing twist up my face, or aim for my nose and throw it with some real force.
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SlimeSublimePhoto3/31/26report
Are those premade pies or do you make them yourself? If so- How do you make them, or at least, what are the ingredients?
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SlimeSublimePhoto3/31/26report
Buy one, get one half off... your face.
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/26/26report
The Smothered Brothers.
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/25/26report
Is there a vegetarian option?
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KenLondonPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/25/26report
Well here's another fine mess you've got me into
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PeteFforestierPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/25/26report
Wrong answer! Gets pie
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Mr Slime GuyPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/25/26report
After he's done pieing us we're gonna find more pies and let him have it!
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wetjeanguyPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/24/26report
Double your pies, double your fun.
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cfsmud38Photo: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/24/26report
Two for one day at the bakery I see.
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oilslickPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/24/26report
I don't play favorites here some for you to
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DSlapstickPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/24/26report
"And so they got caught and just had to take what was coming"
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AdamfunPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/24/26report
Pieing is always better with friends
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/24/26report
Thanks, but mine isn't as good as his....
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megapiesPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/24/26report
you look great covered in pie!
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piesplatsPhoto3/23/26report
looks to be a successful play date
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soggyazPhoto3/23/26report
SOOOOO hot :P
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megapiesPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/23/26report
Awesome. I need a group pie session soon!
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muscleslopdadPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies3/23/26report
I guess the deal didnt go thru ;p
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thespyPhoto3/22/26report
Messy up above; business down below.
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cfsmud38Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies3/19/26report
Very sexy
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GregoryPhoto3/19/26report
No swiping your eyes
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Brianc_159Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies3/19/26report
"Okay, so that's a 'no' on working this weekend."
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Jaysus20Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies3/19/26report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto3/19/26report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto3/19/26report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto3/19/26report
:loveeyes:
hunchoPhoto3/19/26report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto3/19/26report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto3/19/26report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/19/26report
Piederman!
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megapiesPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/19/26report
Dressed up to get pied up
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cfoster_812Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
Oh... pie I thought you said tie....
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oilslickPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
The best suits are always at Men's Wamhouse.
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
You got the job!
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
Pies in your face, your feet in our faces
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Brianc_159Photo3/18/26report
There's something not right about this identity parade !
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goateepiePhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
So much for going to church
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
Missed me Windsor knot
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NavyPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
"Ceci n'est pas une pomme" !
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megapiesPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies3/18/26report
The Pie Perfect 8-D
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megapiesPhoto3/17/26report
that's my guy - in all his glory
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soggyazPhoto3/17/26report
lucky guy
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soggyazPhoto3/17/26report
So so jealous
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Hairypieguy11Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies3/17/26report
Now that would have been the perfect time to shove a pie down the front of his pants. :hehe: :splosh:
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Bo ShortsPhoto3/17/26report
i know a great spot for a fourth pie
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messy-in-paVideo: Pi Day 20263/17/26report
Beaut pies - and pieing!
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megapiesPhoto3/17/26report
Just brilliant- may be another to the pants!!!
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PaulJ888Video: Pi Day 20263/17/26report
That smile says it all!
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and a happy day that is
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soggyazVideo: Pi Day 20263/16/26report
Already covered or not, I love that third pie in your kisser
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DareMeVideo: Pi Day 20263/16/26report
Just fabulous as always
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Hairypieguy11Video: Pi Day 20263/16/26report
may I lick your nips?
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soggyazPhoto3/14/26report
I will take them both please
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ryan69Photo3/14/26report
I'd be all over your feet
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Brianc_159Photo3/14/26report
Outstanding!
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Jaysus20Photo3/14/26report
Oh yeah!!
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Still love this photo. It has everything I love about getting all messy.
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love this humiliation of everyone seeing your embarrassing boxers and a pie in the face. Although id happily let someone do that to me.
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DDGPhoto: Lost bet 1/26/26report
OH MAN.
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JimT777Photo: Lost bet 1/5/26report
Just beautiful.
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JimT777Photo1/5/26report
Can't get enough of this.
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JimT777Photo1/2/26report
Relaxing
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CuriouspaintsPhoto12/16/25report
A second pantsing would have been over the top hot!
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314UPhoto: Lost bet 11/8/25report
Rubber duckies. . .More than one! They make pie time lots of fun. Rubber duckies. . .I'm awfully fond of you. . .
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gingergungeguyPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Public humiliation? Nah, just foreplay with frosting.
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SF_MuddyPuppyPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
What you call a loss some call a win.
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oilslickPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
You're so ducked!
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cfsmud38Photo: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Show me your underwear, I'll cream pie you everywhere!
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ClancySkirtsPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
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