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Location:

Chicago

Last on:

20 hours ago

Time here:

14 years

Gender:

Male

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Comments:

18 sent, 1049 received

Followers:

748

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UMD ID:

34747

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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Big Dumb Jock Nailed with Pies

841 plays

4/18/26

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I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie

556 plays

3/29/26

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Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness

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3/14/26

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Catching Pies... with My Face

3,238 plays

8/5/25

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Pied from both Sides

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6/8/25

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

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6/5/25

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Pieing My Lookalike

14,148 plays

4/14/25

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13,686 plays

1/11/25

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

17,060 plays

5/22/24

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Happy April Fool's Day!

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4/1/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

2 files

574 views

4/26/26

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$8.00

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Pies with Codyexplicit

1,054 views

4/1/26

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$15.00

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Pieaholics Anonymousexplicit

2,002 views

3/7/26

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$10.00

Sexy Slapstickexplicit

1,374 views

2/2/26

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$12.00

2 Guys, 22 Piesexplicit

1,966 views

11/28/25

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$12.00

Pie Triviaexplicit

1,880 views

10/20/25

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$10.00

A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit

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5/12/25

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$10.00

My Site

Piesplats' Pie Palace
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Last Actions

sunday

Commented on a photo: "Splat!!"

saturday

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

7 days ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

10 days ago

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

4/28/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

4/26/26

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

4/26/26

Added a new scene: "Sports!"

4/18/26

Added a new video: "Big Dumb Jock Nailed with Pies"

4/3/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

4/1/26

Added a new scene: "Pies with Cody"

4/1/26

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

3/29/26

Added a new video: "I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie"

3/28/26

Added a new scene: "Tactical Sam ON Eye Protection"

3/23/26

Commented on a photo: "you look great covered in pie!"

3/14/26

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

saturday

Was pied in the face by huncho

friday

Was pied in the face by slimeandpies3453

10 days ago

Was sploshed by michiganpie1 with the nastiest gak

4/22/26

Was pied in the face by slimeandpies3453

4/22/26

Was pied in the face by TexasBeau

Friended 3/15/23

Friended 11/17/22

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Friended 11/17/22

Friended 9/23/22

Friended 11/17/22

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Friended 11/17/22

Friended 6/5/23

Friended 1/27/16

Friended 9/23/22

Friended 11/13/23

Friended 9/23/22

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Jupyclown 3/9/26

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A truly pie legend stooge

piesplats 11/3/23

15

"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

2

I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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