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Location:

Chicago

Last on:

19 days ago

Time here:

14 years

Gender:

Male

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Comments:

17 sent, 1042 received

Followers:

745

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UMD ID:

34747

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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Big Dumb Jock Nailed with Pies

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27 days ago

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I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie

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3/29/26

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Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness

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3/14/26

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Catching Pies... with My Face

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8/5/25

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Pied from both Sides

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6/8/25

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

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6/5/25

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Pieing My Lookalike

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4/14/25

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1/11/25

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

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5/22/24

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Happy April Fool's Day!

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4/1/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

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19 days ago

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Pies with Codyexplicit

951 views

4/1/26

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$15.00

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Pieaholics Anonymousexplicit

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3/7/26

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$10.00

Sexy Slapstickexplicit

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2/2/26

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2 Guys, 22 Piesexplicit

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11/28/25

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Pie Triviaexplicit

1,841 views

10/20/25

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$10.00

A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit

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5/12/25

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My Site

Piesplats' Pie Palace
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Last Actions

17 days ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

18 days ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

18 days ago

Added a new scene: "Sports!"

27 days ago

Added a new video: "Big Dumb Jock Nailed with Pies"

4/3/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

4/1/26

Added a new scene: "Pies with Cody"

4/1/26

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

3/29/26

Added a new video: "I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie"

3/28/26

Added a new scene: "Tactical Sam ON Eye Protection"

3/23/26

Commented on a photo: "you look great covered in pie!"

3/14/26

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

3/14/26

Added a new video: "Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness"

3/9/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

3/7/26

Added a new scene: "Pieaholics Anonymous"

2/10/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

22 days ago

Was pied in the face by slimeandpies3453

22 days ago

Was pied in the face by TexasBeau

4/3/26

Was surprised by PieCanvas with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

3/29/26

Was surprised by huncho with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

3/3/26

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by piemesogood

Friended 3/15/23

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Jupyclown 3/9/26

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A truly pie legend stooge

piesplats 11/3/23

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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

2

I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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