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Chicago

Last on:

7 hours ago

Time here:

14 years

Gender:

Male

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16 sent, 1003 received

Followers:

726

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UMD ID:

34747

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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Catching Pies... with My Face

3,178 plays

8/5/25

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Pied from both Sides

8,225 plays

6/8/25

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

984 plays

6/5/25

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Pieing My Lookalike

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4/14/25

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1/11/25

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

16,971 plays

5/22/24

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Happy April Fool's Day!

18,965 plays

4/1/24

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Date Night Pies

31,288 plays

3/15/24

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Slimed in a Rugby Jersey

9,516 plays

2/19/24

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Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey

3,317 plays

2/19/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

Sexy Slapsktickexplicit

836 views

11 days ago

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$12.00

2 Guys, 22 Piesexplicit

1,512 views

11/28/25

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$12.00

Pie Triviaexplicit

1,521 views

10/20/25

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$10.00

A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit

3,052 views

5/12/25

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$10.00

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Piesplats' Pie Palace
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tuesday

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

monday

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

sunday

Uploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

10 days ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

11 days ago

Added a new scene: "Sexy Slapsktick"

11 days ago

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

27 days ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

28 days ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

1/2/26

Commented on a photo: "woof! you really creamed yourself man"

12/18/25

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

12/14/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

11/28/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

11/28/25

Added a new scene: "2 Guys, 22 Pies"

11/4/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

11/1/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

7 days ago

Had a giant chocolate cake smooshed in his face by megapies

28 days ago

Was surprised by piemesogood with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

1/7/26

Had his face smooshed into a pie by Pieology

12/28/25

Was plunged into a dunk tank of whipped cream after the target was hit by michiganpie1

12/26/25

Jumped into a vat of pudding with michiganpie1

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piesplats 11/3/23

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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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