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Chicago

Last on:

Friday

Time here:

13 ½ years

Gender:

Male

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15 sent, 965 received

Followers:

716

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UMD ID:

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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Catching Pies... with My Face

3,127 plays

8/5/25

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Pied from both Sides

8,184 plays

6/8/25

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

955 plays

6/5/25

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Pieing My Lookalike

13,782 plays

4/14/25

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1/11/25

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

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5/22/24

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Happy April Fool's Day!

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4/1/24

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Date Night Pies

31,241 plays

3/15/24

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Slimed in a Rugby Jersey

9,502 plays

2/19/24

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Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey

3,295 plays

2/19/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

2 Guys, 22 Piesexplicit

1,186 views

25 days ago

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$12.00

Pie Triviaexplicit

1,287 views

10/20/25

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A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit

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5/12/25

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$10.00

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Piesplats' Pie Palace
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Last Actions

Thursday

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

8 days ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

24 days ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

25 days ago

Added a new scene: "2 Guys, 22 Pies"

11/4/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

11/1/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

10/21/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

10/20/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

10/20/25

Added a new scene: "Pie Trivia"

10/19/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

10/18/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

9/13/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

9/11/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

8/29/25

Commented on a photo: "This is so awesome - we are all Ryan!"

8/14/25

Commented on a photo: "Now that's a PIE"

Thursday

Had his face smooshed into a pie by Blackmusclegunge

24 days ago

Trampled over 100 pies, barefoot with PieCanvas

11/13/25

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by Hairypieguy11

10/15/25

Had a massive pie fight with Coilean

9/13/25

Had a massive pie fight with Pieology

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piesplats 11/3/23

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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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