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Chicago

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Sunday

Time here:

13 years

Gender:

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UMD ID:

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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Pied from both Sides

7,976 plays

25 days ago

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

783 plays

28 days ago

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Pieing My Lookalike

13,334 plays

4/14/25

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1/11/25

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

16,834 plays

5/22/24

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Happy April Fool's Day!

18,890 plays

4/1/24

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Date Night Pies

31,064 plays

3/15/24

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Slimed in a Rugby Jersey

9,410 plays

2/19/24

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Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey

3,209 plays

2/19/24

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Slimed in Football Gear

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2/19/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit

1,672 views

5/12/25

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Piesplats' Pie Palace
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Last Actions

9 days ago

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

16 days ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

16 days ago

Commented on a photo: "that's a good pie man"

17 days ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

24 days ago

Added a new video: "Pied from both Sides"

25 days ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

27 days ago

Added a new video: "Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk"

5/23/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

5/21/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

5/11/25

Commented on a photo: "Awesome"

5/9/25

Added a new scene: "A Super Sloppy Suck"

5/9/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

5/8/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

5/7/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

4/9/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

10 days ago

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by sixfootsub

16 days ago

Was surprised with an unexpected pie by CytheSplatPuppy

20 days ago

Had a handful of rainbow icing smeared on his butt by Carolinapies

26 days ago

Had his undies filled with pies by megapies

5/19/25

Got dunked by Rok_Jok in a huge slime dunk tank

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piesplats 11/3/23

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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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