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Location:

Chicago

Last on:

2 hours ago

Time here:

14 years

Gender:

Male

Comments:

17 sent, 1032 received

Followers:

737

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie

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sunday

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Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness

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21 days ago

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Catching Pies... with My Face

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8/5/25

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Pied from both Sides

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6/8/25

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

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6/5/25

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Pieing My Lookalike

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4/14/25

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1/11/25

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

17,018 plays

5/22/24

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Happy April Fool's Day!

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4/1/24

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Date Night Pies

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3/15/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

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Pies with Codyexplicit

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wednesday

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$15.00

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Pieaholics Anonymousexplicit

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28 days ago

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$10.00

Sexy Slapstickexplicit

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2/2/26

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$12.00

2 Guys, 22 Piesexplicit

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11/28/25

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Pie Triviaexplicit

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10/20/25

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$10.00

A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit

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5/12/25

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$10.00

My Site

Piesplats' Pie Palace
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Last Actions

13 hours ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

wednesday

Added a new scene: "Pies with Cody"

wednesday

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

sunday

Added a new video: "I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie"

saturday

Added a new scene: "Tactical Sam ON Eye Protection"

11 days ago

Commented on a photo: "you look great covered in pie!"

20 days ago

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

20 days ago

Added a new video: "Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness"

26 days ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

27 days ago

Added a new scene: "Pieaholics Anonymous"

2/10/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

2/9/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

2/8/26

Uploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

2/3/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

2/2/26

Added a new scene: "Sexy Slapsktick"

4 hours ago

Was surprised by PieCanvas with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

sunday

Was surprised by huncho with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

3/3/26

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by piemesogood

2/5/26

Had a giant chocolate cake smooshed in his face by megapies

1/16/26

Was surprised by piemesogood with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

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Jupyclown 25 days ago

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A truly pie legend stooge

piesplats 11/3/23

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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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