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Chicago

Last on:

17 hours ago

Time here:

14 ½ years

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Followers:

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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Pied in a Bowtie

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Big Dumb Jock Nailed with Pies

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I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie

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Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness

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Catching Pies... with My Face

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Pied from both Sides

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

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Pieing My Lookalike

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

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Happy April Fool's Day!

4/1/2419,041 plays

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Date Night Pies

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Latest Pay Scenes

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Pieaholics Anonymous

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$10.00

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2 Guys, 22 Pies

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A Super Sloppy Suck

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My Site

Piesplats' Pie Palace
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Last Actions

6/23/26

Commented on a photo: "Damn! Such a good way to take a pie"

6/11/26

Added a new video: "Pied in a Bowtie"

5/30/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

5/28/26

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

5/26/26

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

4/28/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

4/26/26

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

4/26/26

Added a new scene: "Sports!"

4/18/26

Added a new video: "Big Dumb Jock Nailed with Pies"

4/3/26

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

4/1/26

Added a new scene: "Pies with Cody"

4/1/26

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

3/29/26

Added a new video: "I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie"

3/28/26

Added a new scene: "Tactical Sam ON Eye Protection"

3/23/26

Commented on a photo: "you look great covered in pie!"

14 days ago

Was pied in the face with a real-crust pie by huncho

28 days ago

Had his face pushed into a pretty wedding cake by megapies

7/9/26

Was surprised with an unexpected pie by huncho

7/9/26

Was surprised with an unexpected pie by huncho

6/25/26

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by slimeandpies3453

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Jupyclown 3/9/26

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A truly pie legend stooge

piesplats 11/3/23

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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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